~How 2 keep a woman happy........

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shweta123

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How to Keep a Woman Happy?

It's not difficult.:)

All you have to do is to be:

1.A friend

2.A companion

3.A lover

4.A brother

5.A father

6.A master

7.A chef

8.An electrician

9.A carpenter

10.A plumber

11.A mechanic

12.A decorator

13.A stylist

15.A gynecologist

16.A psychologist

17.A pest exterminator

18.A psychiatrist

19.A healer

20.A good listener

21.An organizer

22.A good father

23.Very clean

24.Sympathetic

25.Athletic

26.Warm

27.Attentive

28.Gallant

29.Intelligent

30.Funny

31.Creative

32.Tender

33.Strong

34.Understanding

35.Tolerant

36.Prudent

37.Ambitious

38.Capable

39.Courageous

40.Determined

41.True

42.Dependable

43.Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44.Give her compliments regularly

45.Love shopping

46.Be honest

47.Be very rich

48.Not stress her out

49.Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50.Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

51.Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52.Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53.Never to forget:

* Birthdays

* Anniversaries

* Arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY?

1. Leave him in peace, NO Nagging (very, very, very important).

2. Feed him well.

3. Let him have the remote control
:p:)
 
I guess its better n far easier to keep urself happy than a woman :p :p
thats why I always advocate to be
SINGLE N HAPPY ;) :D

Rock on
Jit
 
hahahaha..

cooljat said:
I guess its better n far easier to keep urself happy than a woman :p :p
thats why I always advocate to be
SINGLE N HAPPY ;) :D

Rock on
Jit
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ek kahawat yaad aagi rei.. nyu kehya karein ke : ""Bakre ki maa kab tak khair manayegi , Ek din to uski bhi bari aayegi "":p:D:rolleyes:

thik sei na shweta;)

btw it is not a big issue, u can make her happy by pulling her on the chane ka jhaad:p
 
how to keep women happy

hi shweta
i got all the qualities u metioned , but how to manage the serial no 49 one, that may not be possible, plz advise
 
sejwaldeepak said:
ek kahawat yaad aagi rei.. nyu kehya karein ke : ""Bakre ki maa kab tak khair manayegi , Ek din to uski bhi bari aayegi "":p:D:rolleyes:

thik sei na shweta;)

btw it is not a big issue, u can make her happy by pulling her on the chane ka jhaad:p
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Haanji Deepak ji bakra to katna ho hi hota hai :p & Deepak ji.......... chane ke jhaad waale idea ko aap pls share kare taaki aur bi bhay grasit praani aapke is tone totke ka prayog kar laabhanvit ho saken!!:cool::rolleyes:
 
Well........... see........

rohit62 said:
hi shweta
i got all the qualities u metioned , but how to manage the serial no 49 one, that may not be possible, plz advise
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Well Rohit, u just tell this problem of urs to ur girlfreind & she will take care of managing this problem very well ........ hahaaaaaaaa :p:rolleyes:
 
I heard a famous quote, " Men r not supposed to be monogamus"!! :rolleyes:
so this point no 49 is next to impossible bro!!!

Rock on
Jit

rohit62 said:
hi shweta
i got all the qualities u metioned , but how to manage the serial no 49 one, that may not be possible, plz advise
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फ़ायदे के नुस्खे

aabhisheksirohi said:
The one thing that make men look their best is "A WOMAN BY THEIR SIDE"
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सही कहा भाई जी आप ने........रटटा मार ले भाई जी ईनके..........तु जमा दहलीज पे खडा से......तेरे काम आवन कि लिख राखी से......? घोट घोट के पी जा ये सारे शब्द......?:D:D
 
Is SHE goona be happy ever???

virendernarwal said:
.....रटटा मार ले भाई जी ईनके..........तु जमा दहलीज पे खडा से......तेरे काम आवन कि लिख राखी से......? घोट घोट के पी जा ये सारे शब्द......?:D:D
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Bhai ji !!

Are you giving assurance if a person adhere all above 53 so called "Quality" will keep Woman happy in his life ?

What if SHE goona demand more n more ...;):p as you know their demands are endless.. :p;)
 
Reminds me of something a friend had emailed me long back....
It went something like this-

Since we are talking about how to keep a woman happy, try and think of the other side of the coin too;...

Because when males are born, it's the mother's really who get all the compliments and the flowers. When they get married, it's the brides that get all the presents and the publicity....and Finally when they die, it's the widows who end up getting the life insurance.
So really....What do women want to be liberated from? (or more specifically-what more happy do they need to be???) ;)

and to make matters more worse for us guys, even more disturbingly, try and consider this:

The average man's life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
The next Forty years of having his wife asking him the exact same question; and at the end, all the gathered mourners around him are just wondering the same thing too. :D:D:D
 
how to keep women happy

thx shweta fr ur suggestion, i follwed it an am looking fr a new frnd now .u sure are a home an heart breaker.:mad:
 
Areee baba!!

shailendra said:
Reminds me of something a friend had emailed me long back....
It went something like this-

Since we are talking about how to keep a woman happy, try and think of the other side of the coin too;...

Because when males are born, it's the mother's really who get all the compliments and the flowers. When they get married, it's the brides that get all the presents and the publicity....and Finally when they die, it's the widows who end up getting the life insurance.
So really....What do women want to be liberated from? (or more specifically-what more happy do they need to be???) ;)

and to make matters more worse for us guys, even more disturbingly, try and consider this:

The average man's life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
The next Forty years of having his wife asking him the exact same question; and at the end, all the gathered mourners around him are just wondering the same thing too. :D:D:D
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:cool: Come on!! Somebody is telling me that what more a woman needs to be liberated & the reasons given are a big hahahaaaaaaaaaaa ......:D

If a mother gets flowers when a baby is born then can they be enough to compensate with the pains she must have gone through! When she gets married & gets presents then can u understand how she must be feeling like while stepping into a whole new world, away from all her known & loved ones! A widow gets the policy amount but can it make up for the loss she suffers in many a respects in that situation!

& if disturbance is all abt the "rok toks" being faced by the males from their female relatives or whatever, then who told u to do that! Its so simple that just like "Authority & Responsibility goes hand in hand ", so does goes "Love and Answerability"......... I dont think a woman can put u to a gun point & seek answers from u!! Hey............aisa to nahi hai na?:p;):p
 
aabhisheksirohi said:
To be happy with a Woman one must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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Well, I happen to disagree with ya my friend (of course not yours originally but you do agree with the philosophy..) because even then, I bet, you wont be happy and most likely will make it worse....:o So, take home lesson is give it a shot ..try understanding if you (well yeah ..ofcourse I mean Men, not "you" you ..you see...) do have a potential at all in the first place you know (I doubt it though...:D).

P.S. Everyhting said above was in a lighter vein....but....is true...;)
 
Aree nahi na!!

aabhisheksirohi said:
Remember the punch lines !!!!;)

To be happy with a Man one must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a Woman one must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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Come on !@!........... MAN needs much more to be happy !!!

A WOMAN who understands him, loves him, cares for him, at times pampers him as if he is a kid, makes good food for him & that too well within time, dresses smartly for him,make sure that his wardrobe is okay always, manage his laundry needs, keep an eye over the ironing of clothes, bring rations & vegetables from the market, greets him with a smile whenever he knocks his home's door, stay awake waiting for him whenever he gets late, never put him to queries about his whereabouts, never criticize his uncleanliness or his love for drinking or any habit of his, makes him feel that only he is the one who is the world for her...................... hey!! This is the minimum requirement u see!! :):rolleyes::)
 
making a woman happy ? mian kiya baat karte ho. Going back to Mars is much easier for us than making a woman happy. Happiness of a woman is very short lived and it does not matter how hard one tries.

RK^2
 
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