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Machchar ne aapko kata wo uska JUNUN tha,
Aapne khujli ki wo aapka SUKUN tha,
Chahkar bhi aapne use nahi mara bcoz uski ragon mein bhi aapka hi KHOON tha
 
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pgrewal said:
Machchar ne aapko kata wo uska JUNUN tha,
Aapne khujli ki wo aapka SUKUN tha,
Chahkar bhi aapne use nahi mara bcoz uski ragon mein bhi aapka hi KHOON tha
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Achha tha Prakash bhai...par nyu bi te ho skkei se?


Machhar nei mujhe kata kyunki meri machhardaani rahi thi paat
Jiska fayda thha ke ow kargya meethhe-2 thhathh
Khujjantta-2 sochein gaya mein
Isske te maar bi konya sakta ek laat.

Khun tei ow merre tein pehlyan aurran ka bi pee ke aaya hoga
Tumnei berra sei na machherran ki ho sei satgharri jaat
 
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Wa wa, Bakhurdar,
Miya aap phd Galibb par kar rahe ho ya Solid hydro fuel par?

Kabile taarif hai aapki shayri,

Subanalaah.

Bahut khub , bahut khub, bahut khub

injar karenge hum suboh sajar tak, esse hi kisi oor ka.
regards
 
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pahalji said:
Wa wa, Bakhurdar,
Miya aap phd Galibb par kar rahe ho ya Solid hydro fuel par?

Kabile taarif hai aapki shayri,

Subanalaah.

Bahut khub , bahut khub, bahut khub

injar karenge hum suboh sajar tak, esse hi kisi oor ka.
regards
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Sukriya Dev ji and Krishan ji
app log to bade bade shayer ho hamne socha ki kuch hasane ki sath sath sayre ho jayeh. Baki PhD to mere hi field me ho rahe hai or ajj kaal holidays per hun to kabhi kabhi kuch khata mitha apne jat bahano or bhayoh ke liyeh ho jayeh.

But thankx very much that you like what ever masala i have written.
 
Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!
 
Macchar se itna pyaar , jo dikhlayega:)
Agli baar, puri fauj lekar chala aayega :D
Ek bhi sipahi, gar DENGUE wala aya toh,
Seedha hospital hi pahunchayega:eek:!

Cheers!!!!!!!!!!
 
chhavi said:
Macchar se itna pyaar , jo dikhlayega:)
Agli baar, puri fauj lekar chala aayega :D
Ek bhi sipahi, gar DENGUE wala aya toh,
Seedha hospital hi pahunchayega:eek:!

Cheers!!!!!!!!!!
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Very chavi ji
lo one more funny

gul gaye gulshan gaye gul ke patte machar reh gaye
saare machar mar gaye tum(ek mota machar) ullu ke pathe rah gaye.
 
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha...aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien local hi khoon tha​
 
ha ha ha bhai grewal kaise ho..ke baat aaj kal humor pe nahi aare..adae humor phela rakhya s...lyo m bhi chap dyu...

"tu agar kahe to tere liye chand tare tod laun..
par nyu bata tu ke unka achar ghalegi"

ladki: tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho
ladka:main tere liye chand tare tod ke la sakta hun
ladki: rahende....pehlyan 10vi ka comartment to tod le
 
rajkharb said:
ha ha ha bhai grewal kaise ho..ke baat aaj kal humor pe nahi aare..adae humor phela rakhya s...lyo m bhi chap dyu...

"tu agar kahe to tere liye chand tare tod laun..
par nyu bata tu ke unka achar ghalegi"

ladki: tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho
ladka:main tere liye chand tare tod ke la sakta hun
ladki: rahende....pehlyan 10vi ka comartment to tod le
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Bro
Ajj kaal Humor per likhna chod diya hai and only reason kuch bhi likho etne mahnet karke moderator/ Editor yeh kahke delete kar dete hai ki this was a non jat. even if it is desi joke also. so better not to start any new thread and enjoy others humor.

baki tane chep diaya and this thread is for funny shayre and machar shayre

tane chepa kasuta laga. le lage hatho me bhi ek chep du.

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
 
Mitr mere tanhaii mein na waqt bitaya karo
Mehfil mein bhi tashreef laaya karo
Kya hua jo toot gaye hai saamne ke daant
Kabhi muhh khol kar bhi to muskuraaya karo
 
pgrewal said:
Very chavi ji
lo one more funny

gul gaye gulshan gaye gul ke patte machar reh gaye
saare machar mar gaye tum(ek mota machar) ullu ke pathe rah gaye.
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Wah Wah!!

Maharaj main ek adna sa Macchar , kab tak khair manunga! :(
Main ullu ka patha hi sahi, par ek din mara jaunga!!:mad:
Par marney se pahle, aap se yeh baat zarur farmunga !:p

Janab, aap ki shayari,
jatlanders ko aksar bhaati hai!:D
par usmain gali bilkul bhi nahin suhati hai!!:rolleyes:
 
machhar ka khar din b din badta he ja raha hai
hahahhahah nice one lage raho......
 
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Promise Me that We Are True Friends Like:
I AM THE HEART, YOUR THE BEAT,
I AM THE SEA, YOU ARE THE FISH,
I AM THE SKY, YOU ARE THE STAR,
I AM THE TREE; YOU ARE THE MONKEY.
 
Ashiq pagal ho jate hai pyar mein,
baki kasar puri ho jati hai intezar mein.
Magar ye dilruba nahi samajhti,
golgappe khati firti hai baazar mein.
 
Love Ka Production

Love Ka Production

Na Chemistry hoti na main Student hota
Na ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident Hota
Abhi Practical mein ayee nazar Ek Ladki
Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi
Baton mein Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi
Sanson mein Ester ki Khushboo bhi sath thi
Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar
Bin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol Ka Khumar
Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsaas
Andhere mein hota tha Radium ka Abhas
Nazrein mili, reaction hua
Kuch is tarah Love ka Production hua
Lagne lage Us ke Ghar ke Chakkar aise
Nucleus ke charon taraf Electron hon jaise
Us din hamare Test ka Confirmation hua
Jab us ke daddy se hamara Introduction hua
Sun kar hamari baat wo aise Uchhal pade
Ignesium Tube mein jaise Sodium Bhadak uthe
Woh bole, Hosh mein aao, Pehchano apni Auqat
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath
Ye sun kar Tuta hamare Armanon Bhara Beakar
Aur ham Chup rahe Benzaldehyde ka Kadwa Ghoont pee kar
Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara Kam chalta na tha
Aur Lab main hamare Dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha
 
This one is really interesting. Enjoyed a lot.
No wonder why people flunk in the chemistry exam.....teacher samjhatai nahin hai na..he he he.....warna exam mei top kar leya hota.....
 
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