2 minute maggi

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jatu translation of joke of the day

office ke dhore sik subway main nescaffe hai. saare journos aas paas ke newspapers ke aake hudde e dharna diya kare...bhook laag ri thi te maka maagi kha le...maggi order kari...ghanni e haan ho li maggi e na ready hui...kai be jaa li main counter pe...finally server ne ishaara karya ek le jaao, main gayi or boli "ya wa e maggi hai jo 2 minute main bana kare"
 
seemasindhu said:
main gayi or boli "ya wa e maggi hai jo 2 minute main bana kare"
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Ha ha ha
Dekhya mein theeke kahun tha ne doosre thread mein.

Meri gail bhi madi madi isi ee si bani aaj office mein ... tedkaen jake paramthey len lagya. Wo chora usne tata karke makhan lan lagya. Kati isa janu bus bhida bhida ke raji kare chammach ne. Mein bolya maka bhai thodi daab deke chod de is makhan ne ispe ... is paramthey ke ke dard ho se.
 
seemasindhu said:
jatu translation of joke of the day

office ke dhore sik subway main nescaffe hai. saare journos aas paas ke newspapers ke aake hudde e dharna diya kare...bhook laag ri thi te maka maagi kha le...maggi order kari...ghanni e haan ho li maggi e na ready hui...kai be jaa li main counter pe...finally server ne ishaara karya ek le jaao, main gayi or boli "ya wa e maggi hai jo 2 minute main bana kare"
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Its ur day Seems... saw ur variety of posts on diff threads.. n all doing wonders.... some shudh hindi..some full of sarcastic humor.. some sheer fun...Fun to read.:)
 
"Kati isa janu bus bhida bhida ke raji kare chammach ne. Mein bolya maka bhai thodi daab deke chod de is makhan ne ispe ... is paramthey ke ke dard ho se."

Jeetu at his best.....lotpot lotpot lotpot[:d][:d][:d]!!!
 
seemasindhu said:
jatu translation of joke of the day

office ke dhore sik subway main nescaffe hai. saare journos aas paas ke newspapers ke aake hudde e dharna diya kare...bhook laag ri thi te maka maagi kha le...maggi order kari...ghanni e haan ho li maggi e na ready hui...kai be jaa li main counter pe...finally server ne ishaara karya ek le jaao, main gayi or boli "ya wa e maggi hai jo 2 minute main bana kare"
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1 mera bhi sunlo... aaj 2 din ho liye Six sigma ki boring training chaal rahi hai... kaal shuru hui thi.. mein madda sa 20 min late ho gaya tei paache aali seat par baitha... pher trainer bolya aage aajao seat khaali hai...
aage aa kar baith gaya ... udde tei 2 seat aagei ek mast baala aali chori ... ke mast hair syle tha, baithi thi... narri haan tehi wait karun tha makka DDLJ type palat palat palat .... par nahi palti tea break tak wait karta raha ... tab tea break par palti.... saali palti nahi palta... mera susra tera ... chhora tha... demaak ki dahi bana di... lunch bhi theik tei nahi kiya gaya... ibb tahi chho uth raha hai... makka ... bass ibb ke kahu... aaj bhi salla choriya jise latte peher ke aa raha tha arr pher ek bi tei bhetar badtein hi dhoka hogya par naa aaj keme nahi ... arr training mein dhyaan laa liya...
meine tei woh saala choora bhi na laagta... kaan talei bajaan ki soch raha hoon uske... makka kisse kisse latte arr hair style bana ke aaja hai... gumraah karan tahi:(:confused::eek::mad:
 
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hehehe :-)
istey bhi bhunda haaal ho jaaya kare kade kade.
manney ek bey ek isa chora dekhya ....kati kha kha ke paaatan ne ho rahya tha....T sharatt er jeans main. maka is tey bhujhu tey sahi maka jhotte tu kon se gaam ka hai......er fer bera paaatya k bhai vaaa jhotti thi...maka aaaaj ke zamaane me bhi hidimbha hoya kare..... main fer bhaaj liya udey tey.

dkumars said:
1 mera bhi sunlo... aaj 2 din ho liye Six sigma ki boring training chaal rahi hai... kaal shuru hui thi.. mein madda sa 20 min late ho gaya tei paache aali seat par baitha... pher trainer bolya aage aajao seat khaali hai...
aage aa kar baith gaya ... udde tei 2 seat aagei ek mast baala aali chori ... ke mast hair syle tha, baithi thi... narri haan tehi wait karun tha makka DDLJ type palat palat palat .... par nahi palti tea break tak wait karta raha ... tab tea break par palti.... saali palti nahi palta... mera susra tera ... chhora tha... demaak ki dahi bana di... lunch bhi theik tei nahi kiya gaya... ibb tahi chho uth raha hai... makka ... bass ibb ke kahu... aaj bhi salla choriya jise latte peher ke aa raha tha arr pher ek bi tei bhetar badtein hi dhoka hogya par naa aaj keme nahi ... arr training mein dhyaan laa liya...
meine tei woh saala choora bhi na laagta... kaan talei bajaan ki soch raha hoon uske... makka kisse kisse latte arr hair style bana ke aaja hai... gumraah karan tahi:(:confused::eek::mad:
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dkumars said:
hahaha... bhai ji pehlya hi dil toot raha hai ... aap aur jaale par namak chhidak do... hmmm p>Shukra hai Jakkhar ji ne jale pe bas namak hi chidaka...... ye nahi kaha ki Dev sahab jara 2 minute ruko, mai maggi bana lau chidakne ko :) Aaakhir, title song hai ye !
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Sunil bhaisahab, ladai ho jaagi .....is LOTPOT pe mera copyright sa hai. plagiarism ko badhaava na do. Moderators ...agar aaap somte ho to koi baat na.....er jaagte ho to ek bey in Sunil se ne samjhya dyo. Piracy ho rahi hai yaha pe....

suniljakhar said:
LOT POT LOT POT LOT POT LOT POT LOT POT :D:D
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sumitsehrawat said:
Sunil bhaisahab, ladai ho jaagi .....is LOTPOT pe mera copyright sa hai. plagiarism ko badhaava na do. Moderators ...agar aaap somte ho to koi baat na.....er jaagte ho to ek bey in Sunil se ne samjhya dyo. Piracy ho rahi hai yaha pe....
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Oooo Copyright bhai baat sun le ... tun thoda kum time diya kar iss jatland ne. Matta sari haan ee online rahe ja hai. SumitHit mein jari.
 
jitendershooda said:
Ha ha ha
Dekhya mein theeke kahun tha ne doosre thread mein.

Meri gail bhi madi madi isi ee si bani aaj office mein ... tedkaen jake paramthey len lagya. Wo chora usne tata karke makhan lan lagya. Kati isa janu bus bhida bhida ke raji kare chammach ne. Mein bolya maka bhai thodi daab deke chod de is makhan ne ispe ... is paramthey ke ke dard ho se.
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ek te calorie paramtha bana ke de tha tanee, uppar te chore ka majak udaave hai
 
Canteen mai bhains bandh le

jitendershooda said:
Ha ha ha
Dekhya mein theeke kahun tha ne doosre thread mein.

Meri gail bhi madi madi isi ee si bani aaj office
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bhai thodi daab deke chod de is makhan ne ispe ... is paramthey ke ke dard ho se.
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Bhai Jeetu, canteen ke parathe pai ghee kha kai pahlwan na ban sakta. Pahlwani karni sai to ude canteen mai 1 bhains bandh de.
 
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