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Not Again!! yet....

Getting back after a long time and looking jatland in the same old fix is not always encouraging...

Yet...

Carry on!!

Cheers!

Shobhit Deshwal.
 
shobhitdeshwal said:
Getting back after a long time and looking jatland in the same old fix is not always encouraging...

Yet...

Carry on!!

Cheers!

Shobhit Deshwal.
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:D:p yeah landing up here only to comment here first......rite ??
what are you cheering about dude.....or have u been asked to comment.....ki yaar shobhit plz comment karke aana ek baar.....hahaaha

and then i heard you know this dude/gurl personally....?? is it ?? :D

no puns intended shayar ji....but i even heard that u made some gurl talk to one of our mods on phone.... that yeah this is sam ranwa...my friend...

for god sake how many people in world know this identity ??

what a mess what a mess.....;)

seeema leke jaaiye iinhe ek ek karke....hehehe
 
Eb taaye to kise k chul kari nhi, Deshu ar apni se utha-betha, este bujan me kamme nhi jata :eek:

jora mardi koe hangaee karega to ye Patte ulte bandhva k jaaga :D:D

anilsangwan said:
Tu chup chaalla baitha ja,... biraani laddayee mein SARR ke PATTA bandhwa lega..... :D Dekhey ja...
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vikasgulia said:
Buddy just a word of advice...To whomsoever (male/female) she is commited....shud not make any difference to you..shudn't it?:rolleyes:

Say even if she is a male....you shud not be interested, right? ;):D:D LOlllz

There is a famous saying...........
खिसियानी बिल्ली खम्बा नोचे .....:p:p

Maja aa gaya..bilkul filmy story hai..Seema ji Likh dalo "Dhai Aakhar Prem Ke-Economy Edition".....hahahaahahahha

For the uninitiated, a small reminder, Seema ji writes for a business paper & hence..the version of luv story will be an economy oriented... one......hahahahhahaha
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yup and the line of the story will be cost of time spent on professing the crush, the identity crisis about sam ranwa, and of course how this crush is being retailed as professed by so many guys here...but this retail boom seem to be economy bubble here as more people do window shopping and none seem to be interested in buying...lol
 
For Keshav...

listen keshav, first of all i am no dude, i am a dudette...hope you can make out how can i teach english to people...chill dude (obviously in a vibe you understand better)...

secondly pal, i have no bad blood for you, so better don't drag me into anything adressing seema again and again into posts not pertaining to me...

thirdly, perhaps there is some communication gap between us/you interpret things arbitirarily...always negative about other's pun...

and lastly chum, i seek no profession and neither i have any angst...as i am no frustrated, deprived person...rest if i say will be too much...

last but not least, don't ruin yourself in such imperativeness of temper honey...ovbiously it's not a trait of intellectuals... (PS: this i am saying out of sheer consideration, if you take this again in a negative take, your wish buddy)...

as far as me vent comes in picture, i don't boil over "people of lesser weight's" mumblings...

pacify yourself, don't frict your mind screwing people for nothing good
 
right on

For KESHAV >>


Haan Jee...TOEFL ?? whats that?....Ji hum to Jugaad se hi aaye hein Stanford just like you... ;)

:Dlol:D Keshav, aap to aise na the ka matlab hai aap to aise FRUSTOO :p naa the pehle....hehehehe!!:D

Same warning for you as well, dont try to be oversmart with me...do I publish here the PM's which you sent, when I was away from JL for long time, Do I?? Who sent you request to whom, I dont need to prove as here guys can get an idea who is more worried or more intrested...and yeah! More Frustrated..your writings says so!...doesn't it??
Pity on you...your frown face just leaves me -> :D:D

As far as Fake profile is concerned, I wonder why you are more worried when JL Mods have no issues, they are the one who decide better who's fake nd who's real? Am I right!!??

It again shows you utter Frustration, you confirmed it with the mod that was she really Ranwa?? Are you sure?? hehehe....nd FYI that mod called Shobhit sir actually nd was very much curious about talking to me; you can confirm it with him, if you like...

As for IP Address affair, you're messing with an IITian, aint you?? So dude what was that IP, belongs to IPv4 or IPv6, what was the Subnet Mask, which class it belongs to A,B,C?? tell me tell me!!..

I am less worried now, ab tum chaahe CBI ki enquiry betha do :p waise for your suggestion you ask help from RA&W, KGB, FBI, Mossad security agencies, If you prove it you'll be going to awadred with 'JL-RATAN' !!! :D

Go Dude, get some life...aur bhi gam hai jamane mein 'Frustoo' hone ke alawa....not wasting my time here anymore!!!!!


FOR VIJAY >>


Mr. Vijay....aap to rehene hi do, You're a Spy or something?? Ohh, I know you're a famous Shayar Of JL...lol :D you're doubting on my identity....look at youself first....You're the biggest Flirt on the face of JL....ye imaginative Shayri karke bholi bholi Jatniyon ko Emotionaly Blackmail karte ho...ek no ke Cigrattu aur Daaruchi ho...ek do saal mein Alaah ko pyaare hone wale ho....Come to Real World Dude!! you just can't make fool of every Girl by these baseless Shayris! hehehehehe... you too get life Shayar before it vanished!!!!


I'm off now ab chahe Khumbaa nocho ya JL ki diwaren.....lol lol lol

Sam.
 
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Two Thumbs Up, Darling!
Very well written, pretty balanced one.

thanks!

Sam.


seemasindhu said:
listen keshav, first of all i am no dude, i am a dudette...hope you can make out how can i teach english to people...chill dude (obviously in a vibe you understand better)...

secondly pal, i have no bad blood for you, so better don't drag me into anything adressing seema again and again into posts not pertaining to me...

thirdly, perhaps there is some communication gap between us/you interpret things arbitirarily...always negative about other's pun...

and lastly chum, i seek no profession and neither i have any angst...as i am no frustrated, deprived person...rest if i say will be too much...

last but not least, don't ruin yourself in such imperativeness of temper honey...ovbiously it's not a trait of intellectuals... (PS: this i am saying out of sheer consideration, if you take this again in a negative take, your wish buddy)...

as far as me vent comes in picture, i don't boil over "people of lesser weight's" mumblings...

pacify yourself, don't frict your mind screwing people for nothing good
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samranwa said:
Mr. Vijay....aap to rehene hi do, You're a Spy or something?? Ohh, I know you're a famous Shayar Of JL...lol :D you're doubting on my identity....look at youself first....You're the biggest Flirt on the face of JL....ye imaginative Shayri karke bholi bholi Jatniyon ko Emotionaly Blackmail karte ho...ek no ke Cigrattu aur Daaruchi ho...ek do saal mein Alaah ko pyaare hone wale ho....Come to Real World Dude!! you just can't make fool of every Girl by these baseless Shayris! hehehehehe... you too get life Shayar before it vanished!!!!

Sam.
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So you know about me more than anybody else on this planet ...... i wonder how many girls of Jatland told you about me ... or should i say you know me personally ..... that proves who you are in real.....

I don't need any character or medical certificate from fakers like you...... and i don't have any need to create a fake profile to get attention or get a life ..... i already have it ..... you neet it ..... hence you did it.. Don't try to provoke me to reveal your other profiles at jatland.......

Here most of the people know about me unlike you where only one-two people on this planet confirms ur identity....
I never indulge myself into this type of rubbish debate ...... it's ur profession and nature by default

People may have only doubts about you ..... but you know that i know who you are
 
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Let us all know who is who. Mahabaarat aala "Sanjay" kon hai asal me yaha pe????

Stop it guys.

Thanks,
Sumit

vijay said:
So you know about me more than anybody else on this planet ...... i wonder how many girls of Jatland told you about me ... or should i say you know me personally ..... that proves who you are in real.....

I don't need any character or medical certificate from fakers like you...... and i don't have any need to create a fake profile to get attention or get a life ..... i already have it ..... you neet it ..... hence you did it.. Don't try to provoke me to reveal your other profiles at jatland.......

Here most of the people know about me unlike you where only one-two people on this planet confirms ur identity....
I never indulge myself into this type of rubbish debate ...... it's ur profession and nature by default

People may have only doubts about you ..... but you know that i know who you are
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Change the Title of the Thread !!

Make it " Poll Kholl "

Remember a serial used to come on some news channel where Politicians got scared when they say "Poll Kholl " Team camera ... :p;):D
 
In the spirit of good humor

Not sure whose Signature quote is the following:
I fear one day I'd meet God,He'd sneeze and I wouldn't know what to say. :eek::eek:!!

But bhai seh prem poochliye Ramji te ke "aap kuch lete kyun nahin?"

<Remember the coldarin ads?>
 
Aur je Ramji / Bhagwan ji naraz ho ja :mad: ya puzzle ho ja:confused: ... te Lakshmiji ka udharan deke samjha deeye ki ... "Jaatan ke phasega tou nuye ghisdega"
 
mukeshkumar007 said:
Ladai koni karya kar hai..!!:) bawale hoge sare hi !!:):)
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bhai yaa kisse ki galti na hai... shahayad aap log bhool rahe hai ki yeh thread Seema ne shuru kiya tha... aur iss Seemadi ka record hai ki iska koi thread khaali na jaaya kare... khundh tei baajnaiye baajna.

ye sab Seema ji ki moh maya hai.... hahahaha
seema ibb meine angrezi mat na sekhaaiye... par seema sach mein tumhaare shuru kiye hue thread mein seengh ulajh hi jaatein hai.:p:p:p

ibb menei manna dhamkaaiye... mein tei phla hi dar rehya hoon:p:D:p
 
asuhag said:
Not sure whose Signature quote is the following:
I fear one day I'd meet God,He'd sneeze and I wouldn't know what to say. :eek::eek:!!

But bhai seh prem poochliye Ramji te ke "aap kuch lete kyun nahin?"

<Remember the coldarin ads?>
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Heheehhe...Ashish bhai taane te Ramji ke sahi Dhaapa sa kar diya:D:p.
 
seemasindhu said:
listen keshav,

last but not least, don't ruin yourself in such imperativeness of temper honey...ovbiously it's not a trait of intellectuals... (PS: this i am saying out of sheer consideration, if you take this again in a negative take, your wish buddy)...

as far as me vent comes in picture, i don't boil over "people of lesser weight's" mumblings...

pacify yourself, don't frict your mind screwing people for nothing good
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WhoTF is screwing mind with people seema ?? hein ??....people who know me know me well....chillax sweety ;)


samranwa said:
For KESHAV >>


Haan Jee...TOEFL ?? whats that?....Ji hum to Jugaad se hi aaye hein Stanford just like you...
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Merra bhi jugaad karwaa do stanford mein plzzzz, sabhi jagha jugaad kiya meine....lekin aapse niche hi niche....:p
I m really suffering from psychological pixellated depression...a total frustation ;)

Keshav, aap to aise na the ka matlab hai aap to aise FRUSTOO naa the pehle....hehehehe!
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aap pher galat samjh rahe ho......appko kuch zyda hi pata hai mere baare mein :eek: i was like that alwayz......

Same warning for you as well, dont try to be oversmart with me...do I publish here the PM's which you sent, when I was away from JL for long time, Do I?? Who sent you request to whom, I dont need to prove as here guys can get an idea who is more worried or more intrested...and yeah! More Frustrated..your writings says so!...doesn't it??
Pity on you...your frown face just leaves me ->
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no one warns me.......shud i myself start pasting all P. messages here...hehhee are you crazy ?? I mean what the heck....plz go ahead.....paste them rite away......:cool:
hey owe Jatland where is the smiley to frown and frustation...
I am so frustated rite now...... :D << this guy is actually replacement for frustated smiley and hahahaha <<< this is a fake laughter actually I am in tears and feeling so out of world.....


hehehehe....are you kidding me ???:p


I am less worried now, ab tum chaahe CBI ki enquiry betha do waise for your suggestion you ask help from RA&W, KGB, FBI, Mossad security agencies
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I know u are playing safe and less worried now........you know more about IP tracking then me....I am dealing with IITians here ...rite ??....:p

Go Dude, get some life...aur bhi gam hai jamane mein 'Frustoo' hone ke alawa....not wasting my time here anymore!!!!!
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but u really opned my eyes today...i never knew i was suchaa frustrated person....and its better if u leave....before they start counting you with us/me

BTW how many times did he/she used the term frustu and/or frustration....:confused:

I remember a old no by Steven Tyler...AKA Aerosmith...Dude looks like a lady ;).......I want to add something to it.....dude is trying to act, write and be like a lady hhahahaha

dude dont try to act smart here....and better not make this public.....if u have issues talk to me.......thats the reason I asked for your no.....u better not do this backbiting here with me...just be straight
hindi mein issi liye liikh raha hunn.......yeh natak nahi kiya kartaa mein, and writing here publicly.....yeh ladkiyon kei no to school mein bhi nahi liye kabhi.....aur ab to ummer hi gayi...........i have plenty of ways to mess around with females....and besides, u will be the last one to talk "roundface" ehheehe...kasai picture to dhang ki laayi hotti....hehe
 
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