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anilsinghd said:
NExt time i am doing some simulation , i will not look for a random number generator !!
I will ask you for a comment and would map that by a 1-1 function into my domain.

LEmma : I will have purely random numbers .
Proof : Since shweta's comment are perfectly random and my mapping is 1-1 and onto , hence the generated number will be perfectly random.

QED : Quite easily done !


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Whatever !! Believe me this will really be QED :)
 
anilsinghd said:
Should we have a forward contract of your salary details ???:confused::D:p

See i am learning finance !!
thats y i tell my boss that these social networking sites are great !!!! ;) Putting theory into practice !!!:o
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hope your boss agrees ! well, you just send me some good Zero Cost Collar Structures, may be I can review them if you are lucky Onil ;)
 
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anilsinghd said:
Probability measure is on the interval of real line [0,1] !

Always , thats a gospel , and gospels are not denied !!! :)

ARbit is not always good !! Too hi - fi is also not always good !!

Simplicity will never loose its charm !!! :)
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Probability measure is on the interval of real line [0,1] ! -- yoh tei uska bhi phupha likada... maar diye kasai,,, mhaari bhi soch liya karo maadi si akk aur bhi hai padhhan aale yadai.:eek::eek::eek:
 
dkumars said:
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Probability measure is on the interval of real line [0,1] ! -- yoh tei uska bhi phupha likada... maar diye kasai,,, mhaari bhi soch liya karo maadi si akk aur bhi hai padhhan aale yadai.:eek::
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hahahahahahhahahahahah :D:D:D:D:D: mar gaya re hans hans ke..:D

bhai rehn dyo.. rehn dyo ib is thread ne apane bus ki baat na hai ya.. chalo apan to apni wo riddle hi solve kar lete hai..:) ate yeh pagal kar denge sach bata reha hoo..
 
shwetadhaka said:
Dont know whether anyone here knows the Financial Engineer Anil Dalal ! ;) He is very talkative in his posts, his posts speak loudly must say ! Very boring, as someone called him here, really he is very boring at all bad things ! So less is his biological age and so more is his mental age that he can give complex to so many real oldies ! Seriously speaking, a person with crystal clear vision, industrious, full of energy (pls dont categorise it into the kinetic or the mechanical ones Anil :) ). Well, Anil when you will open a Company of yours, I can think about taking charge of your Company's basic statutory compliances, you seem to be so lucky !
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xjecthalyyyyy(exactly)... bilkul sahi kaha aapne CA ji
 
anilsinghd said:
NExt time i am doing some simulation , i will not look for a random number generator !!
I will ask you for a comment and would map that by a 1-1 function into my domain.

LEmma : I will have purely random numbers .
Proof : Since shweta's comment are perfectly random and my mapping is 1-1 and onto , hence the generated number will be perfectly random.

QED : Quite easily done !


:D:p
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NExt time i am doing some simulation , i will not look for a random number generator !!
I will ask you for a comment and would map that by a 1-1 function into my domain. -- arrei phupha dateiga ke nahi... ke bigada hai humnei tera jo nu dho dho ke peetan laag raha hai ???

bhai jee karta ho tei ooun aakei sar pei ghesle bajade par ye 1-1 function into ke waar manna karei :D:eek:
 
mukeshkumar007 said:
hahahahahahhahahahahah :D:D:D:D:D: mar gaya re hans hans ke..:D

bhai rehn dyo.. rehn dyo ib is thread ne apane bus ki baat na hai ya.. chalo apan to apni wo riddle hi solve kar lete hai..:) ate yeh pagal kar denge sach bata reha hoo..
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Badaa chota sa hase Mukesh bhai, aisa kyo reeeee, khul ke hasoooo, abhi yaha hasi free hai, jitni bhar sako jholi bhar loooo !! Aur ye kya bole aap, tumhaare bas ki baat nahi hai ye thread...... dil hi dukhaa diyaa na aakhir ......... thread ka bhi to ek dil hota hai ! Aisaa bolne se pehle kuch to sochaa hota Mukesh........ Ek thread ke dil ki shaan hotii hai ek chutki hasii....... kahaa tha na Shahrukh ne Oye Sandi Oye me ........ bhool gaye tum......... :(
 
pnauhwar21 said:
Jatland pe compliment paane ke liye kitne paisa khilane padte hain? Can someone do it for free or for a reasonable fees? I can't give more than 100 million dollars..pls do the needful
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bhai nauhwar... jo ghane active hai na woh yaad aave hai pehla ... na toh mere liye tera naam list mein sabse uppar waalo mein hai... aapki posts mujhe bahut achhi lagti hai... shayad aapki aur meri mentality kaafi kuch milti hai.

aur rahi baat compliments ki toh bhai ek do ho toh likh de... jisko 100 million compliments deni ho woh likhi nahi jaati, woh toh bass samjhi jaati hai... kuch jyada hi ho gaya lagta hai :eek::eek::eek:
 
dkumars said:
NExt time i am doing some simulation , i will not look for a random number generator !!
I will ask you for a comment and would map that by a 1-1 function into my domain. -- arrei phupha dateiga ke nahi... ke bigada hai humnei tera jo nu dho dho ke peetan laag raha hai ???

bhai jee karta ho tei ooun aakei sar pei ghesle bajade par ye 1-1 function into ke waar manna karei :D:eek:
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Anil, agar samjh paao to sir pe ghesle bajaa do ....... ab bas karo !
 
mukeshkumar007 said:
:D:D Hey bhagwan bachawo re.. marenge yeh to hansa hansa ke.. naukri se aur niklwayenge...
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haan naukri pe effects ka analysis karna padega !!!!

mere saamne mere boss ka desk hai aur jab meri hasi chootti hai to woh bada ghooor ke mujhe dekhta hai ! :D:p
 
anilsinghd said:
haan naukri pe effects ka analysis karna padega !!!!

mere saamne mere boss ka desk hai aur jab meri hasi chootti hai to woh bada ghooor ke mujhe dekhta hai ! :D:p
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Par aapke videshi boss ko kaha desi hasi samajh aati hogi aapki ;) Waise I wonder ki aap yu kyonkar hasaa karaa ho jo boss ghoor ke dekhne pe majboor ho jyaa hai !! ........ 'Laughter with noise' ki ke jarurat sain..... dabaa ke haso, khul ke haso, bas MUTE button dabaa diyaa karo :)
 
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mukeshkumar007 said:
Ha ji ! abi tak to zinda hoo!! :o:o

Wesye aise aise nibandh padne ko milte rehe to koi barosha nai age ka.:confused::confused: .. yeh bechara saaiyaan bi kuch nai kar payega...:)
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In chandi, sone, heere, kundan jaisi baato ko nibandh na kaho bhaii..........inka bhi dil hota hai..... inko bhi dard hota hai .......aur agar in baato ko ronaa aaya to kya hoga muje bi nahi pata ;)
 
shwetadhaka said:
In chandi, sone, heere, kundan jaisi baato ko nibandh na kaho bhaii..........inka bhi dil hota hai..... inko bhi dard hota hai .......aur agar in baato ko ronaa aaya to kya hoga muje bi nahi pata ;)
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are are !! bus bus ho gaya mujhe meri galti ka aehsas.. itna senti to maie ajtak kabi nai huwa...


wesye apko bi itna dhyan to rakhna hi chaiye ki hamare upar bi kya bitati hogi jab yeh 1-1 function samaj maie nai ate to:).. Kyo bhai dev :)
 
mukeshkumar007 said:
are are !! bus bus ho gaya mujhe meri galti ka aehsas.. itna senti to maie ajtak kabi nai huwa...


wesye apko bi itna dhyan to rakhna hi chaiye ki hamare upar bi kya bitati hogi jab yeh 1-1 function samaj maie nai ate to:).. Kyo bhai dev :)
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Badhiyaa hai balak agar aapko aapki galti ka ehsaas itni sheegrah ho gayaa !! Aur jaha tak baat rahi 1-1 Functions ki, to balak khel khel me jara padhai ki shakal aapko dikha di jaaye to ye to atiuttam hai na !!
 
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