RIDDLES -- Dimag ki batti jalao

sanjeetsparp said:
are nahi yaar baat wo hai ki devender ne meethi goli benaane ki factory legaai hai or maine chooran ki poliethene pipes, fookni and imli ki pudiya ki ..

Abhi budhi ke baal bena-ne ki kisi ne nahi legaai hai ...... is liye wo list main shamil nahi hai

Soch rahe hain us ko or lega ke Deveswar Chauhan ki ITC ko takker denge ...
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gud idea, initiate it ASAP.
 
dkumars said:
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sanjeetsparp said:
are nahi yaar baat wo hai ki devender ne meethi goli benaane ki factory legaai hai or maine chooran ki poliethene pipes, fookni and imli ki pudiya ki ..

Abhi budhi ke baal bena-ne ki kisi ne nahi legaai hai ...... is liye wo list main shamil nahi hai

Soch rahe hain us ko or lega ke Deveswar Chauhan ki ITC ko takker denge ...
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Usko hi kyo ......... :rolleyes: chavanni ke 6 mirch ke paapad, athanni ke 2 burf ke rang birange gole, 20 paise ki khat-meethe churan ki pudia wagerah bhi apni Product Line me add kar lo ....... aapka Consumer Base dhanyaa ho jaagaa ...... :o

Aur haan ........ MRP se kam daamo me retail outlets pe bechnaa ;)
 
:D:p
neetukhicher said:
well, i guess the third man bought an electric bulb or a tubelight and a bottle of perfume which filled the room with light and fragrance.
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Bilkul Sahi Neetu ... u got it right

neetukhicher said:
thankyou dev for giving me such precious gifts, chavanni aali mithi goli, waise kabhi khai to nahin bt i'll give u a suggestion that u shud not b this much extravagant, alright?
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Na ji hum talent ko bekaar nahi jaane detein ... motivate karne ke liye mein paiso ko nahi dekhta ... paisa kya hai ... kuch nahi ... achhe talent ko bahar laane ke liye:p:D;)

sanjeetsparp said:
are yaar Neetu aapne chavanni ki meethi goli nahi khaayi hain ...... chavanni main 5 goliyaan aati thee ..... jo aaj kel santre wali goliyaan bikti hain na plateform pe .... usko 3 tukdon main tod do ....

Or Devender bhai ghana kercha nahi kera ker ...... laage se mane bhi ghana e ker rakha hai inaam de de ke .... churan ki nali, fookni ..... hahahahahhahaha

Aage te koi aade budhi ke baal nahi inaam main dharega
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neetukhicher said:
hmmm. waise no need to remove budhi ke baal, bcoz that i like very much. i feel u both ( u and dev) have taken a long term contract for these sweet sweet inaams from a single hawker. very smart.
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budhiya ke baal aagli paheli mein ...........

sanjeetsparp said:
are nahi yaar baat wo hai ki devender ne meethi goli benaane ki factory legaai hai or maine chooran ki poliethene pipes, fookni and imli ki pudiya ki ..

Abhi budhi ke baal bena-ne ki kisi ne nahi legaai hai ...... is liye wo list main shamil nahi hai

Soch rahe hain us ko or lega ke Deveswar Chauhan ki ITC ko takker denge ...
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Bhai kad tai shuru kar raha hai .... bhai planning kar le tu factory ke infrastructure ki ... mein ek software taiyaar kar leta hoon len den khaatir ... arr munim ke kaam ke liye shweta se pooch lenge ... Neetu vacancies hai abhi kaafi ... agar job chahiye ho tohhhhh ... hehe:p:D
 
shwetadhaka said:
Usko hi kyo ......... chavanni ke 6 mirch ke paapad, athanni ke 2 burf ke rang birange gole, 20 paise ki khat-meethe churan ki pudia wagerah bhi apni Product Line me add kar lo ....... aapka Consumer Base dhanyaa ho jaagaa ......

Aur haan ........ MRP se kam daamo me retail outlets pe bechnaa
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NOTICE

VACANCY AT: Bangalore (Meethi Goli Churan Pvt Ltd)
QUALIFICATION: Bachelors / Masters degree / in Commerce and Chartered Accountants or ICWA.
EXPERIENCE: 1 - 4 years of experience.
ESSENTIAL SKILLS: Candidate must possess at least a Bachelors or Masters Degree in Commerce, Chartered Accountants or equivalent.
  • Experience in a good and large organization.
  • Excellent communication skills are a must.
  • Should be well versed in MS Office.
  • Junior Executives specializing in Finance/ Accounts / Tax / Audit preferred.
  • Ability to learn and work under pressure to meet deadlines.
  • Exposure to Oracle 11i knowledge is desirable.
Indirect Taxes
  • Overview of Service Tax Laws procedures and systems.
  • Tax planning with respect to Indirect tax laws
Direct Taxes
  • Overview of Direct Tax Laws and procedures.
  • Knowledge of Corporate Tax return /Advance Tax estimates /Fringe Benefit Tax.
  • Knowledge of Individual Tax / Payroll Tax / Withholding Tax.
Accounting
  • Preparing Monthly Taxation Schedules and reconciliations.
  • Good Knowledge of Accounting.
  • Assist with any other task as and when required by management
:p;):D:o:(:rolleyes::cool::mad:
 
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Salary ki baat main ker leta hoon

Salary Negotiable*
10 packet churan ki khaati meethi pudiya ke
02 packet meethi goli ke
04 packet imle ki pudiya ke
10 packet budhi ke baal ke
5 packet phoonkni ke milenge




*conditions apply
the candidate shoul nagotiate within the upper range given in the beginning and must not leave the job for next 10 years. He can sell all the packets given as a salary to get the earning. If the company will be in loss it wil be shared by CA only with his team
 
dkumars said:
NOTICE

VACANCY AT: Bangalore (Meethi Goli Churan Pvt Ltd)
QUALIFICATION: Bachelors / Masters degree / in Commerce and Chartered Accountants or ICWA.
EXPERIENCE: 1 - 4 years of experience.
ESSENTIAL SKILLS: Candidate must possess at least a Bachelors or Masters Degree in Commerce, Chartered Accountants or equivalent.
  • Experience in a good and large organization.
  • Excellent communication skills are a must.
  • Should be well versed in MS Office.
  • Junior Executives specializing in Finance/ Accounts / Tax / Audit preferred.
  • Ability to learn and work under pressure to meet deadlines.
  • Exposure to Oracle 11i knowledge is desirable.
Indirect Taxes
  • Overview of Service Tax Laws procedures and systems.
  • Tax planning with respect to Indirect tax laws
Direct Taxes
  • Overview of Direct Tax Laws and procedures.
  • Knowledge of Corporate Tax return /Advance Tax estimates /Fringe Benefit Tax.
  • Knowledge of Individual Tax / Payroll Tax / Withholding Tax.
Accounting
  • Preparing Monthly Taxation Schedules and reconciliations.
  • Good Knowledge of Accounting.
  • Assist with any other task as and when required by management
:p;):D:o:(:rolleyes::cool:
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Ufffff .......

Current news ........ source BBC (Baba Bhagat Channel:p) .............

"MEETHI GOLI CHURAN PRIVATE LIMITED" ............ has been raided by Income Tax Authorities for their default in paying huge tax dues owing to their mind blowing sales as their prices were very HIGH !!

They were charging as high as chavvani for 6 paapad, one athanni for 20 churan ki golian etc ! It was unbelievably heavy price and they made billions as profit but paid no tax !

So....... their operations have come to a standstill ........ all vacancies dropped....... :mad:SAD :(
 
shwetadhaka said:
Ufffff .......

Current news ........ source BBC (Baba Bhagat Channel:p) .............

"MEETHI GOLI CHURAN PRIVATE LIMITED" ............ has been raided by Income Tax Authorities for their default in paying huge tax dues owing to their mind blowing sales as their prices were very HIGH !!

They were charging as high as chavvani for 6 paapad, one athanni for 20 churan ki golian etc ! It was unbelievably heavy price and they made billions as profit but paid no tax !

So....... their operations have come to a standstill ........ all vacancies dropped....... :mad:SAD :(
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abhi toh shuru bhi nahi huaaaa income tac raid pehle daal do tum ....
khair galat logic bachhi ... hamari factory ka inaugration agle mahine hai ... kuch kaam mil gaya tumhaare layak toh jaroor bata denge ... apni community ki itni sharam toh karni hi padegi na ... haaa haaa haaa haaa:p;):D
 
dkumars said:
congrats!!! ....genius.... agar khudh se kiya hai tohhhhhhhh ....:)
gr888 yaar ... u did it ....

mukesh u got the ans now ???:)
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Now keep my candy ready. ok.
 
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neetukhicher said:
Now keep my candy ready. ok.
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okay candy ready hai tumhaare liye bhi aur jinhone ans nahi kiya unke liye bhi ... kuch log dumbo hote hai ... ans kar nahi paate par candy chahiye unhe free mein ... chalo de denge unhe bhi jo ans nahi kar rahe....

par Neetu abhi aur baaki hai ... pehle murmure, budhiya ke baal aur fookni ke liye solve kar lo fir baad mein sab ek tasle mein daal kar aapko diya jaayega :p:o;):D
 
dkumars said:
okay candy ready hai tumhaare liye bhi aur jinhone ans nahi kiya unke liye bhi ... kuch log dumbo hote hai ... ans kar nahi paate par candy chahiye unhe free mein ... chalo de denge unhe bhi jo ans nahi kar rahe....

par Neetu abhi aur baaki hai ... pehle murmure, budhiya ke baal aur fookni ke liye solve kar lo fir baad mein sab ek tasle mein daal kar aapko diya jaayega
:o;):D
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Hey man! i am talking about me only. you r being sarcastic. seedhe seedhe bolo jo bolna he.
 
seedhe seedhe bolo Devender bhai

seedhe seedhe ______________________________________________
chhori ne murmure, chulai ke ladoo, budhhi ke baal pasand kona ...... or tasle main diye od to kati pasand kona ...... chal is thahin candy de dyange

baakiyaa tahin kaat ke saani se bhe dyaange ...... we te roj tasle main e khaawein sain ... bas loh ki jegha steel ka tasla sai er size main chhota hai
 
neetukhicher said:
Hey man! i am talking about me only. you r being sarcastic. seedhe seedhe bolo jo bolna he.
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seedhe seedhe yahi blona hai ki aur answer do.......inaam jeeto....aur fer saare inaam (budhiya k baal, imlii ki lal chatni, murmure k laddo, chaaval ki kachari, chooran ki poodiya, arr fookni.....saath me kuch bumper inaam bhi.) ek paraat me bharke samman poorvak diye jaagyenge.:)
 
sanjeetsparp said:
seedhe seedhe ______________________________________________
chhori ne murmure, chulai ke ladoo, budhhi ke baal pasand kona ...... or tasle main diye od to kati pasand kona ...... chal is thahin candy de dyange

baakiyaa tahin kaat ke saani se bhe dyaange ...... we te roj tasle main e khaawein sain ... bas loh ki jegha steel ka tasla sai er size main chhota hai
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Thank u sanjeet. i am waiting for the candy and some fresh riddles as well, provided, they are not copied and pasted as some people consider themselves james bond bt in reality they are even worse than dumbos.
 
devchodhary said:
seedhe seedhe yahi blona hai ki aur answer do.......inaam jeeto....aur fer saare inaam (budhiya k baal, imlii ki lal chatni, murmure k laddo, chaaval ki kachari, chooran ki poodiya, arr fookni.....saath me kuch bumper inaam bhi.) ek paraat me bharke samman poorvak diye jaagyenge.:)
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Then what r u waiting for Mr.? go and post some quality riddles.
 
neetukhicher said:
Hey man! i am talking about me only. you r being sarcastic. seedhe seedhe bolo jo bolna he.
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Hey woman... i am also talking abt u only ... what sarcasm... did u feel that. Well it will be very unfair if u r rewarded and others who answered for other riddles are rewaded with nothing... So, there shud be an even distribution(jats most popular trait). Waise taidhe taidhe kaise boltein hai... :p;):D
 
neetukhicher said:
Thank u sanjeet. i am waiting for the candy and some fresh riddles as well, provided, they are not copied and pasted as some people consider themselves james bond bt in reality they are even worse than dumbos.
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Hey woman:p... u r being sarcastic here. Seedhe seehde bolo jo bolna hai;):D
 
Bhari Duphari main ek ghane jungle main chipchipe pedon pe ek jaanwer chipka hua tha ..... jaanwer ka naam batao .......

Bumer prize wil lbe declared later
 
sanjeetsparp said:
Bhari Duphari main ek ghane jungle main chipchipe pedon pe ek jaanwer chipka hua tha ..... jaanwer ka naam batao .......

Bumer prize wil lbe declared later
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kind attention: Ek janwar, ek ped par hi chipak sakata he na ki pedon par. what say?
 
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