Marriage or Death

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  1. Death is the end of pain, but marriage is the beginning of pain.
  2. Dying is a human right but marriage is a big lie.
  3. After death the good people enjoy and bad people are tortured but in marriage the good and bad are horribly tortured.
  4. After death you will be with Angels but after marriage you will be with…. ah… ;)
  5. After death you will grant that you will be questioned and will gain happiness as the good things you have done and sadness as the bad things you have done but after marriage you will be questioned and tortured for the two, (The good doing and bad doing)
  6. When a man dies women are dressed in white/black for him but when a man marries his friends are dressed in black for him.
  7. When a man marries he enters a different world but when he dies he gets freed from it.
Whoever said “Walk in the funeral but not in the wedding procession” seems to be right:D
 
aryasatyadev said:
  1. Death is the end of pain, but marriage is the beginning of pain.
  2. Dying is a human right but marriage is a big lie.
  3. After death the good people enjoy and bad people are tortured but in marriage the good and bad are horribly tortured.
  4. After death you will be with Angels but after marriage you will be with…. ah… ;)
  5. After death you will grant that you will be questioned and will gain happiness as the good things you have done and sadness as the bad things you have done but after marriage you will be questioned and tortured for the two, (The good doing and bad doing)
  6. When a man dies women are dressed in white/black for him but when a man marries his friends are dressed in black for him.
  7. When a man marries he enters a different world but when he dies he gets freed from it.
Whoever said “Walk in the funeral but not in the wedding procession” seems to be right:D
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hehehe hehe



yeh sabhi dicourage kyun karte rehte hain :D


kuch to sach hoga hi :D


interestingly waht do people really think of marriage on a more serious note ?

folks , apart from the funny side as described above , what exactly do you think of marriage , both the married and not so married :D i mean unmarried are invited to share their opinion ! ;) Keep it short and crisp , or in other words do not hide behind the power of words :p
 
anilsinghd said:
folks , apart from the funny side as described above , what exactly do you think of marriage , both the married and not so married :D i mean unmarried are invited to share their opinion ! ;) Keep it short and crisp , or in other words do not hide behind the power of words :p
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Bina mare swarg na dikha kare ;)
 
Dekhoon soon ki yo Kapil bhi diplomatic ek liner likh ke jaaga ak ek aur essay padhan ko milega :D
 
aryasatyadev said:
  1. Death is the end of pain, but marriage is the beginning of pain.
  2. Dying is a human right but marriage is a big lie.
  3. After death the good people enjoy and bad people are tortured but in marriage the good and bad are horribly tortured.
  4. After death you will be with Angels but after marriage you will be with…. ah… ;)
  5. After death you will grant that you will be questioned and will gain happiness as the good things you have done and sadness as the bad things you have done but after marriage you will be questioned and tortured for the two, (The good doing and bad doing)
  6. When a man dies women are dressed in white/black for him but when a man marries his friends are dressed in black for him.
  7. When a man marries he enters a different world but when he dies he gets freed from it.
Whoever said “Walk in the funeral but not in the wedding procession” seems to be right:D
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Satte bhai, are you married? If you are, I hope your wife doesn't see this...:)
 
kapil.dalal said:
Satte bhai, are you married? If you are, I hope your wife doesn't see this...:)
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Kapil bhaiya , agar Satte bhaiya ki wife ne dekh liya to kya hoga ? :D :p



( I hope ki karara sa thappad laga ke mujhe Kapil yeh nahi kahega ki dobara mat poochna :eek: ) :D
 
kapil.dalal said:
Satte bhai, are you married? If you are, I hope your wife doesn't see this...:)
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It is applicable for both....... :D

While in village I heard that mostly it is woman who says "shukr mana manne tere te bhyah kar liya na te kuwaran baitha rahta........ mai te fans gi teri gelyan bhyah karke etc.etc.......":D

As we still have that same genes...... hope she will not mind;)
 
byah sai ak border ka rola sai.....

aryasatyadev said:
  1. death is the end of pain, but marriage is the beginning of pain.
  2. dying is a human right but marriage is a big lie.
  3. after death the good people enjoy and bad people are tortured but in marriage the good and bad are horribly tortured.
  4. after death you will be with angels but after marriage you will be with…. Ah… ;)
  5. after death you will grant that you will be questioned and will gain happiness as the good things you have done and sadness as the bad things you have done but after marriage you will be questioned and tortured for the two, (the good doing and bad doing)
  6. when a man dies women are dressed in white/black for him but when a man marries his friends are dressed in black for him.
  7. when a man marries he enters a different world but when he dies he gets freed from it.
whoever said “walk in the funeral but not in the wedding procession” seems to be right:d
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भाईसाहब मेरे बहोत चा सै ब्याह करन का ... :D ..पर इस्सी इस्सी बात करके आप ने त जी सा तोड़ दिया मेरा...... :(

:p:D:rock
 
aryasatyadev said:
  1. Death is the end of pain, but marriage is the beginning of pain.
  2. Dying is a human right but marriage is a big lie.
  3. After death the good people enjoy and bad people are tortured but in marriage the good and bad are horribly tortured.
  4. After death you will be with Angels but after marriage you will be with…. ah… ;)
  5. After death you will grant that you will be questioned and will gain happiness as the good things you have done and sadness as the bad things you have done but after marriage you will be questioned and tortured for the two, (The good doing and bad doing)
  6. When a man dies women are dressed in white/black for him but when a man marries his friends are dressed in black for him.
  7. When a man marries he enters a different world but when he dies he gets freed from it.
Whoever said “Walk in the funeral but not in the wedding procession” seems to be right:D
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Sir ji Madam tahi bhi padhaya ke yu thread:tamatar:boxing
 
anilsinghd said:
folks , apart from the funny side as described above , what exactly do you think of marriage , both the married and not so married :D i mean unmarried are invited to share their opinion !
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The most happy marriage i can imagin to myself would be union of a deaf man to a blind woman.:D

What does this "not so married" means....is it not married or about to get married?:p
 
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