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Ek baar 2 ghanne badde faikoon thee...:p
1 ne aapni kah dii te doosra bolya .......manne rail mein 1 ke chhaddee(sticks) marre.......
pahla bolya akk nue bata rail mein chhadde kit te aa gaye......
doosra bolya ...............tanne te baat katan te matlab:cool:



1 Baar 1 aadmi barat mein jaa raha tha ,ussne son ne khaat koni mili.......1 tau te bolya akk tau aapni khaat pe suva le ......
tau bolya ....mein te ekla soya karoun......:cool:
te wo aadmi bolya akk tau nue mann le mein katti kalakar hoon khaat ki baahii pe so jaounga.;)
tau nue bolya akk beta je itna e badda kalakaar hai te kunn mein mera DOGGA dhara hai usspe jaa ke so ja.:D
 
1Aur................:)

1 baar Bhartu sheeshe mein mein aapna muh dekh ke razi ho rahya:cool: arr aapne aap te bolya akk " re bhartu tane bhi kaal(death) e khavega....."
pacche te chatru bolya akk"re bhartu je tanne bhi kaal khavega na te kaal bhi jama ghuu e khana hai;):D"
 
malikseema said:
Ek baar 2 ghanne badde faikoon thee...
1 ne aapni kah dii te doosra bolya .......manne rail mein 1 ke chhaddee(sticks) marre.......
pahla bolya akk nue bata rail mein chhadde kit te aa gaye......
doosra bolya ...............tanne te baat katan te matlab



1 Baar 1 aadmi barat mein jaa raha tha ,ussne son ne khaat koni mili.......1 tau te bolya akk tau aapni khaat pe suva le ......
tau bolya ....mein te ekla soya karoun......:cool:
te wo aadmi bolya akk tau nue mann le mein katti kalakar hoon khaat ki baahii pe so jaounga.;)
tau nue bolya akk beta je itna e badda kalakaar hai te kunn mein mera DOGGA dhara hai usspe jaa ke so ja.:D
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malikseema said:
1Aur................:)

1 baar Bhartu sheeshe mein mein aapna muh dekh ke razi ho rahya:cool: arr aapne aap te bolya akk " re bhartu tane bhi kaal(death) e khavega....."
pacche te chatru bolya akk"re bhartu je tanne bhi kaal khavega na te kaal bhi jama ghuu e khana hai;):D"
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hahahhahahahahaha kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii(ghukhane kaal pe):D:D


bahut badiya jiji .......lage rahoooo.....:)
 
hahahahahahaha

hahahahahaha.......lage raho good one.

malikseema said:
Ek baar 2 ghanne badde faikoon thee...:p
1 ne aapni kah dii te doosra bolya .......manne rail mein 1 ke chhaddee(sticks) marre.......
pahla bolya akk nue bata rail mein chhadde kit te aa gaye......
doosra bolya ...............tanne te baat katan te matlab:cool:



1 Baar 1 aadmi barat mein jaa raha tha ,ussne son ne khaat koni mili.......1 tau te bolya akk tau aapni khaat pe suva le ......
tau bolya ....mein te ekla soya karoun......:cool:
te wo aadmi bolya akk tau nue mann le mein katti kalakar hoon khaat ki baahii pe so jaounga.;)
tau nue bolya akk beta je itna e badda kalakaar hai te kunn mein mera DOGGA dhara hai usspe jaa ke so ja.:D
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super !

malikseema said:
1Aur................:)

1 baar Bhartu sheeshe mein mein aapna muh dekh ke razi ho rahya:cool: arr aapne aap te bolya akk " re bhartu tane bhi kaal(death) e khavega....."
pacche te chatru bolya akk"re bhartu je tanne bhi kaal khavega na te kaal bhi jama ghuu e khana hai;):D"
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super hai ji !
 
malikseema said:
Ek baar 2 ghanne badde faikoon thee...:p
1 ne aapni kah dii te doosra bolya .......manne rail mein 1 ke chhaddee(sticks) marre.......
pahla bolya akk nue bata rail mein chhadde kit te aa gaye......
doosra bolya ...............tanne te baat katan te matlab:cool:



1 Baar 1 aadmi barat mein jaa raha tha ,ussne son ne khaat koni mili.......1 tau te bolya akk tau aapni khaat pe suva le ......
tau bolya ....mein te ekla soya karoun......:cool:
te wo aadmi bolya akk tau nue mann le mein katti kalakar hoon khaat ki baahii pe so jaounga.;)
tau nue bolya akk beta je itna e badda kalakaar hai te kunn mein mera DOGGA dhara hai usspe jaa ke so ja.:D
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Hahahhahaha...second one was great....Tau e tha kalalkar to poori kahani mai..
 
malikseema said:
1Aur................:)

1 baar Bhartu sheeshe mein mein aapna muh dekh ke razi ho rahya:cool: arr aapne aap te bolya akk " re bhartu tane bhi kaal(death) e khavega....."
pacche te chatru bolya akk"re bhartu je tanne bhi kaal khavega na te kaal bhi jama ghuu e khana hai;):D"
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hahahhahahah....a gud one again.....
 
Hullooooo,

TOH LIYA NA, fROM WHERE ARE YOU, ME .Near Govt Girls SCHOOL
 
malikseema said:
Ek baar 2 ghanne badde faikoon thee...:p
1 ne aapni kah dii te doosra bolya .......manne rail mein 1 ke chhaddee(sticks) marre.......
pahla bolya akk nue bata rail mein chhadde kit te aa gaye......
doosra bolya ...............tanne te baat katan te matlab:cool:



1 Baar 1 aadmi barat mein jaa raha tha ,ussne son ne khaat koni mili.......1 tau te bolya akk tau aapni khaat pe suva le ......
tau bolya ....mein te ekla soya karoun......:cool:
te wo aadmi bolya akk tau nue mann le mein katti kalakar hoon khaat ki baahii pe so jaounga.;)
tau nue bolya akk beta je itna e badda kalakaar hai te kunn mein mera DOGGA dhara hai usspe jaa ke so ja.:D
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seema, dusre aalla chokha badiya tha,:D hahahahaha arr yo teri jaan pichhan aaalla kun aagya ;)
 
malikseema said:
Ek baar 2 ghanne badde faikoon thee...:p
1 ne aapni kah dii te doosra bolya .......manne rail mein 1 ke chhaddee(sticks) marre.......
pahla bolya akk nue bata rail mein chhadde kit te aa gaye......
doosra bolya ...............tanne te baat katan te matlab:cool:



1 Baar 1 aadmi barat mein jaa raha tha ,ussne son ne khaat koni mili.......1 tau te bolya akk tau aapni khaat pe suva le ......
tau bolya ....mein te ekla soya karoun......:cool:
te wo aadmi bolya akk tau nue mann le mein katti kalakar hoon khaat ki baahii pe so jaounga.;)
tau nue bolya akk beta je itna e badda kalakaar hai te kunn mein mera DOGGA dhara hai usspe jaa ke so ja.:D
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kati tod bitha diyaaaaaaaaaaa

hahahahahhahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
malikseema said:
1Aur................:)

1 baar Bhartu sheeshe mein mein aapna muh dekh ke razi ho rahya:cool: arr aapne aap te bolya akk " re bhartu tane bhi kaal(death) e khavega....."
pacche te chatru bolya akk"re bhartu je tanne bhi kaal khavega na te kaal bhi jama ghuu e khana hai;):D"
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Bhigan !

ekdum Andy !! :rock :rock
 
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