Marriage or Death

[vpannu]

Bhai sab 6 saal te Delhi university campus me dhuni rama rakhi se ar satuarday ne corspondence building me bhi challa jaya karu ar 30 ka ho liya koi mili na hai. samvar ka varti bhi rah liya ve to chhod diye har k ne, koi or badiya technicque ho to batayo.

hahahahahahhahahahahaaha :rock bighannnnnnn

 

[arvindsinghrot]

bhai kasooti ban ri sai tere gail to

itne jatan kare paache bhi ni mili to Ram kawhe sai ke...Moj lele .... yai din sain.... jis din koi milgi... fer toe jaayeye in dina nai......

Bhai sab 6 saal te Delhi university campus me dhuni rama rakhi se ar satuarday ne corspondence building me bhi challa jaya karu ar 30 ka ho liya koi mili na hai. samvar ka varti bhi rah liya ve to chhod diye har k ne, koi or badiya technicque ho to batayo.

 

[sunillathwal]

bhai sab 6 saal te delhi university campus me dhuni rama rakhi se ar satuarday ne corspondence building me bhi challa jaya karu ar 30 ka ho liya koi mili na hai. Samvar ka varti bhi rah liya ve to chhod diye har k ne, koi or badiya technicque ho to batayo.

http://www.jatland.com/home/matrimonials

अर् ज जाटलैंड विवाहिकी में भी काम ना बणे तो, केरला साइड तै गंडा पाड़ ल्या.. :d
नया ट्रेंड है यो आज काल आपणी साइड में !!

 

[malikdeepak1]

अर् ज जाटलैंड विवाहिकी में भी काम ना बणे तो, केरला साइड तै गंडा पाड़ ल्या.. :d
नया ट्रेंड है यो आज काल आपणी साइड में !!

भाई संजे ले ऐ आ इब तो केरल ते कोई बीरबानी |
सुनी से सोने में तोल दे सै उडे :rock:rock

 

[skarmveer]

Bhai Arya Jee Aapney key bera yeo kamyaab na hovey.

Bhai jee ya ek achook tarkeeb hai jai time tey ker lay or imaandari bartey to.

Karamvir aali technique te siwaye weight kam hone ke arr kabj hon ke ktch naa millan aala...... us te aacha te har somwar kise college aage dhooni rama liya kar

 

[vj]

Karamvir aali technique te siwaye weight kam hone ke arr kabj hon ke ktch naa millan aala...... us te aacha te har somwar kise college aage dhooni rama liya kar

Satyadev bhaisahab......ya kisi technique bata di.....


Karamveer bhaisahab aali technique me hath pah teh sahi rawenge.......aap teh dehi tudwan ke kaam kar rahe sooo....:boxing

Koi samaar dega mainne pakad ke......

 

[choudharyneelam]

I enjoyed reading about the dying condition of guys .....hehehe

 

[anilsinghd]

I enjoyed reading about the dying condition of guys .....hehehe

You dont posess sympathetic joy ?

 

[choudharyneelam]

You dont posess sympathetic joy ?

b'coz this opportunity is always searched by you guys ....m not interested

 

[akshaymalik84]

b'coz this opportunity is always searched by you guys ....m not interested

not always true!

 

[anilsinghd]

b'coz this opportunity is always searched by you guys ....m not interested

You did not get the meaning of the word ..

 

[choudharyneelam]

You did not get the meaning of the word ..

maybe so....i might have taken it other way

 

[poonam17]

Satyadev bhaisahab......ya kisi technique bata di.....


Karamveer bhaisahab aali technique me hath pah teh sahi rawenge.......aap teh dehi tudwan ke kaam kar rahe sooo....:boxing

Koi samaar dega mainne pakad ke......

Bachke rahiye issi issi techniques ten...... naa te khal udhed dega koi

 

[choudharyneelam]

not always true!

fine...atleast you agreed that its true...doesn't matter always or never...but its true sometimes

 

[aryasatyadev]

fine...atleast you agreed that its true...doesn't matter always or never...but its true sometimes

And the wiiner of this trout(Anil, Neelam, Akshay) (bout is betwwen two) is.......... fill in the blanks

 

[akshaymalik84]

And the wiiner of this trout(Anil, Neelam, Akshay) (bout is betwwen two) is.......... fill in the blanks

Hahahaha.........I QUIT

 

[aryasatyadev]

bhai jee ya ek achook tarkeeb hai jai time tey ker lay or imaandari bartey to.

भाई मन्ने न्यू बेरा के इब ताहीं सुना था के सोमवार के व्रत छोरी करया करें, वे शिवजी की पूजा करया करें एक अछा पति पाने की उम्मीद में, पर मर्दों को सोमवार का व्रत करते हुए नहीं सुना था........ पर जे भाई आप बता रहे हो तो ठीक ही होगा

 

[malikdeepak1]

भाई मन्ने न्यू बेरा के इब ताहीं सुना था के सोमवार के व्रत छोरी करया करें, वे शिवजी की पूजा करया करें एक अछा पति पाने की उम्मीद में, पर मर्दों को सोमवार का व्रत करते हुए नहीं सुना था........ पर जे भाई आप बता रहे हो तो ठीक ही होगा

मनै भी कुछ इसा ऐ देख्या सै भाईसाब |
हमने तो छोरे मंगल के बरती रहनते देखे सै |
बाकि करमवीर जी का experience सै |

 

[anilktomar]

Bhai satya tera byah hoo liya dike .....

1. Death is the end of pain, but marriage is the beginning of pain.
2. Dying is a human right but marriage is a big lie.
3. After death the good people enjoy and bad people are tortured but in marriage the good and bad are horribly tortured.
4. After death you will be with Angels but after marriage you will be with…. ah…
5. After death you will grant that you will be questioned and will gain happiness as the good things you have done and sadness as the bad things you have done but after marriage you will be questioned and tortured for the two, (The good doing and bad doing)
6. When a man dies women are dressed in white/black for him but when a man marries his friends are dressed in black for him.
7. When a man marries he enters a different world but when he dies he gets freed from it.

Whoever said “Walk in the funeral but not in the wedding procession” seems to be right

 

[malikdeepak1]

Bhai satya tera byah hoo liya dike .....

डयाकि सारी रामायण देख के न्यू बूझे सै के "सीता किसका बाप था ?" :rock:rock