Haryana Assembly Elections 09: Khabar, Zayza, Mahol, Halaat!!

In Haryana Assembly Elections 09, your final vote goes to:-

  • Independents

    Votes: 3 4.5%

  • BJP

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • INLD

    Votes: 23 34.8%

  • Congress

    Votes: 40 60.6%
  • Total voters
    66
  • Poll closed .
rameshw said:
kyon dookhi ho reha se chorre?

tu chahe 105 karde bhai, kaun rokke se....

But once the results are out, tu zaroor aaiyo iss thread par...with all your counts and analysis.

Would be interesting to hear from you then.

So in the interest of everyone, make a promise to come back here after the real results come out and give some solid and believable explanation as to what went wrong with your analysis.

45 to chor, 15 aa gi toe it would be a miracle! and that seems to be a general concensus on this forum also!


Ramesh
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Chhora tey dookhi na ho rya Rameshji..bus apney jee ki baat likh dyun soon..par dookhi aap jaroor ho jao ho laagey inbaatan tey..ibb aagey ki tey mai jaanta nhi..aapey antaryaami ho re so..mei maanu hu hooda ki wapasi ki hwa jaroor thi kuch din pehlyan taai..jibbey iss form pey itney jhandey tha rey sain hooda key..mai toh dekho veepreet hwa mei bhi chautala saab ka jhanda tha rrya tha arr ibbi tha rya sun..arr result aae paachey bhi thaae rahunga..wapas aaunga jaroor..aap lukkan ka intjaam kr lio apna..kyunki miracle honey wala hai..Chautala saab C.M. ban ney waaley hain..!!
 
raghubir kadyan kal gaam mei stage pei bollan taai utthya tey bollan bi na dia..wahan sey bhaag khada hua..!!ya bhi jhoothi bta dio ibb tum..!!

Kalanaur ki wa nurse jo motor cycle chala key dipener hooda ko peechey bitha key parcha bhar key aai thi..halat khasta ho ri sai..wa bhi kera kit tey tha k li aae hooda saab..!!

chhatarpal haansi mei khanda dia..rowee hai bichara..!!guddi laagegi pakki..!!

daftaran mei toh badli hoya krti thi sdaa ee..par hooda saab ney MLAs ki badli kar di..khuddey lane laa diye kaii..haha ..AISA BHI PEHLI BAAR HUA HAI..:boxing kyun bhaaiyo..!!:tamatar
 
Haha...theek hai merre yaar, dekhte hai ki kaun lukhega

but I like the way you have put forward your point and appreciate it.
Some of your fellow friends here have been extremely rude about their method of communication. everyone has a full right to their opinion. So do you and I, but i trust you that you will be back here after the polls.

Ramesh


ratheetheraist said:
Chhora tey dookhi na ho rya Rameshji..bus apney jee ki baat likh dyun soon..par dookhi aap jaroor ho jao ho laagey inbaatan tey..ibb aagey ki tey mai jaanta nhi..aapey antaryaami ho re so..mei maanu hu hooda ki wapasi ki hwa jaroor thi kuch din pehlyan taai..jibbey iss form pey itney jhandey tha rey sain hooda key..mai toh dekho veepreet hwa mei bhi chautala saab ka jhanda tha rrya tha arr ibbi tha rya sun..arr result aae paachey bhi thaae rahunga..wapas aaunga jaroor..aap lukkan ka intjaam kr lio apna..kyunki miracle honey wala hai..Chautala saab C.M. ban ney waaley hain..!!
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rameshw said:
Haha...theek hai merre yaar, dekhte hai ki kaun lukhega

but I like the way you have put forward your point and appreciate it.
Some of your fellow friends here have been extremely rude about their method of communication. everyone has a full right to their opinion. So do you and I, but i trust you that you will be back here after the polls.

Ramesh
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sir u seem to hv had a bad experence here on jl. in every poost above as well u have mentioned abt someone misbehaving and now few people with rude communitcation. you can inform administratirs of jatldn for their mischief. and if they stil do not stop u simply ignore such pepole
 
sunnytewatia said:
sir u seem to hv had a bad experence here on jl. in every poost above as well u have mentioned abt someone misbehaving and now few people with rude communitcation. you can inform administratirs of jatldn for their mischief. and if they stil do not stop u simply ignore such pepole
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Bahut achey vichar hain bhai..Rameshji ibb tey aap nu ni keh saktey..ak merey dhabbi ultey bolein sain..:confused:
 
ratheetheraist said:
Bahut achey vichar hain bhai..Rameshji ibb tey aap nu ni keh saktey..ak merey dhabbi ultey bolein sain..:confused:
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Theek hai bhai, aap donoya ki maan li...(saare elements ek jaise nahin hoote)

aapke 2 saathi kai din te ulta sulta sunave thein...Mr Anil sangwan once also said "Tu araam kar le iss ummar mein, kyon internet pe aawe se"!
he also called another senior member here 'fuddu' or something like that.

politics or not politics, in my opinion, a person should have some basic courtsey towards elders and women. baaki thammi sare syaane so.

Ramesh
 
doon said:
sare bhaiyon ko ram -2 . bhai or baat to dekhi ja par jo gannaur halke mein
kuldeep sharma te ticket di hai hooda ji ne wa baat samajh se bahar se.:confused::confused:.. koi bhai is baare mein kuch zankaari de sakta ho to badi karpya hogi.
arr jo ved malik ki ticket kaatti us ko sab n bera hai????????
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doon bhai..yo or kuch na haii..yoh saiover confidence hooda saab ka..!!
gannaur bhi gai congress key hath sei..!!:rock:rock
jai ho..!!
 
akshaymalik84 said:
Bhai ya kalanaur aali dhankiii te kasuti e hai bhai.....manne te ek baar dekhi thi:eek:.....do din tai roti na khayi gayi thi mere pe:(....Bera na public vote kyukar degi us te..:eek::confused:
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ya Malik bhai nurse thi..hooda ka baabu ..asli samvidhan likhan aala..jib admit tha na isney uski sewa btai kri thi..jibbey tey dipender uski motor cycle pey paachey baith gya..kukram sauda sai bhai wa candidate thoda e sai..manas khaani laagey sai..!!hohohohohohoho i mean kilkiiiiiii:tamatar:tamatar:boxing:boxing
 
akshaymalik84 said:
Bhai ya kalanaur aali dhankiii te kasuti e hai bhai.....manne te ek baar dekhi thi:eek:.....do din tai roti na khayi gayi thi mere pe:(....Bera na public vote kyukar degi us te..:eek::confused:
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hay hay hay interesting post bro. i couldnt stop laughing out loud. :D:D:thappad:o:boxing;)

where is kalanaur by d way?
 
sunnytewatia said:
hay hay hay interesting post bro. i couldnt stop laughing out loud. :D:D:thappad:o:boxing;)

where is kalanaur by d way?
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Bhai yu Rohtak te bhiwani jate tam rah me aawe se. Pahle Kartari ban rahi thi ude te. Wa to chli gayi ram dhore, pache is nuras ne chhod gi :D isme koe kuch kar bhi nahi sakda kyuki Kalanuar arakshit seat hai in jisya khatir..:mad:
Ya suwe povegi sabke ib :rock
 
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atishmohan said:
Bhai Dada ji Congress nai to jitavein ge...baaki logaan nai manners bhi sikhavein ge...Dada ji nai bhi etiquttes sain baat karan ke...buss ek aadh bai "Kutte ki Doom" likad jaya kare muhhh tai...aur to kuch khass koni....Avegi congress Dada ji...Dont worry.
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bhai Atish...pahlyan tey nu bta ak terey dadaji kon hain..??agar bhupender hooda ji hain to tey teri baat theek sai ak wo jeetawengey kangress ney..arr jey or koi hain na tey unka koi contribution mat maaniye kangress ki jeet mei..kadey raaji ho rya ho tu..!!
manners jaroor sikhwa dey par..unki bhot jarut hai smaj ney bhai..!!
 
malikdeepak1 said:
Bhai yu Rohtak te bhiwani jate tam rah me aawe se. Pahle Kartari ban rahi thi ude te. Wa to chli gayi ram dhore, pache is nuras ne chhod gi :D
Ya suwe povegi sabke ib :rock
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hay hay hay ahay suwe povegi..... too gud haryanvi bro.

to be on track, dis is jatland haryana. one nurse who just served someone's father can become mla and represent lakhs of ppl of haryana. i think ppl of this constituency shud never forgive this kind of mischief played with them.

late kartari devi was health minister i guess n this time this dhanki wil be health minster. if she won. u can imagine the poor state of situation if one dhanki nurse handles health dept of a state. ram bachawe.
 
akshaymalik84 said:
Bhai ya kalanaur aali dhankiii te kasuti e hai bhai.....manne te ek baar dekhi thi:eek:.....do din tai roti na khayi gayi thi mere pe:(....Bera na public vote kyukar degi us te..:eek::confused:
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see again bhai ji. puting pic for everyone's benefit (?). she looks like a man. how could dipender sit behind her.


her husband (mr dhanak) was recently appointed as income tax inspector by sri huda sahib .
 
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In kalanawali people(inld worker) pelted stones on indora.phir kahta chautala sahab ne kutwa diya.dussre wale din as a chief guest bankar vote mangenga toh log toh marenge hi.
 
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