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Day first when I saw you, Looking beautiful dressed in blue, I lost my breath for the very first sight, But had to walk-in as the teacher was inside. You entered with pale face, Frightened as if lost the race. Still was pleasing seeing at you, Looking stunning dressed in blue. I decided...

एक बार रामलू गाल मैं बेठ्या गाने गावन लाग रह्या था “मैं तेरे लिए चाँद तारे तोड़ ल्याऊं ” रामलू का यो गाना सुन के उसका दादा उसके कड़ मैं एक बेंत मर के उस तें बोल्या : “एक महिना होगया भैंस के चिचड तोड़ दे वोह ते तोडे ने गए चाँद तारे तोडेगा”:d

mera naam bi add kar liye bhai

bhai ravinder ajjkal bi nue ho rahi hai gamma mei sarpach ke election mai

Naffe sarpanchi ke election mae ooth ga-- nirdalayai. haar ga mera batta. tadkaye brush karn laag rya tha dehlli mae khadya. PS: Ibb neere te isse chadhaneeya ho hai, isse e chadha chadha khede karwa diya kare election mae ek bhai tu te jeeta padya hai. maahra gootha te tere e laaggega. issa e...

Ek be Bhartu angrezi ka paper den chalya ga, paper the kasoota kathin. Bhartu ne jaise he paper dekhya, usne apne joote, apne pant, apna kurta sab ke sab nikal kar khidki se bahar feik deeye. Ya dekh ke master bolya "Re Bhartu tera dimag te thik se, tu yo ke kar rhya se." Bhartu bolya,"...

ek be raldu er ooski bahu ka joot baaj ga. boli "tu te sa e bawla, per ke rowu apne karma ne. akal ke khareed ke laayi ja sake hai". raldu ka jee toot gya. chal padya akal khareedan. 1 engineer milga. raldu ne bojhi ek bahi kitni ki dega akal. engineer bolya bhai 15000 ki. raldu ne sochi dekha...

Ek be ek jat ne totaa (perrot) pakad liya. Jat dhore pinjra tha koni, tau usne ek sutli tote ki taang ke baandh ke pauli mein ek khunti ke baadh diya. Kai mahine paachhe ek din wa sutli tootgi, kiwad khule dekh ke totaa ud liya full speed pe. Gali mein sundu jaa tha tractor le ke, totaa us...

ya i am from chandigarh wht kind of help u need.........

काळू अर भूंडू नै घणी दारू पी राखी थी । रात नै साईकल पै बैठ कै कच्चे रास्ते तैं घरां जावैं थे । काळू साईकल चलावै था अर भूंडू पाछै बैठ्या था । भूंडू रास्ते मैं लुढ़क ग्या । काळू नै कोए ध्यान नहीं, मस्ती में झूमता घरां पहुंच्या अर बोल्या - ले भाई उतर, घर आ-ग्या । जब पाच्छे तैं कोए जवाब नहीं...