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:) Laughing faces don't mean that there is absence of sorrow, but it means that they have the ability to deal with them. Live with no excuses and Love with no regrets. When life gives U a 100 reasons to cry, show life that U have a 1000 reasons to Smile. So, My Dear Jatland wasiyo Keep smiling...

Bharatpur! :) Ram-Ram Saa! Bhaiya main bhi Bharatpur ku hoon Bahaj gaam hai meroo Deeg tehsil main Goverdhan wari sadak pai. Aap sab te milke bhoot achoo lagyu,milte rahiyon bhool mat jayion.

This text would be helpful to those in love, to know the behaviour of their partners. If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as...

:) An airline pilot with poor eyesight managed to pass his periodic vision exams by memorizing the eye charts beforehand. One year, though, his doctor used a new chart that the pilot had never before seen. The pilot proceeded to recite the old chart and the doctor realized that he`d been...

:confused: :confused: Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on...

One summer, a drought threatened the crop in a small town. On a hot and dry Sunday, the village parson told his congregation, "There isn't anything that will save us except to pray for rain. Go home, pray, believe, and come back next Sunday ready to thank God for sending rain." The people did...

Late one night in Delhi, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money!" he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can’t do this. I’m a Member of Parliament!" "In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money

:p Helping Hand A man was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall. In desperation he reached out and grabbed a limb of a gnarly old tree hanging onto the side of the cliff. Full of fear, he assessed his situation...

No Shadows to depress U, only joys to surround U, many friends to Luv U, God himself to bless U. These r my Wishes for U, for today, tomorrow & Everyday. :) With Love to all members of JAT LAND