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    Two profiles

    problem ya hai ki mere 2 profile ban gaye hai..ek delete karna hai.koi upay batao yaro..mughe to koi mila nahi hai..
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    andy joke!!!!!!111

    ek bar ki bat sai.....ek bar sahar main te ek barat gam main gayee.....to usme ek adami ganja bhi tha...are usne tel laga ke tant kati chamka rakhi thi.....eb gam main kise mej kursi the....jamin pe bath ke pattal pe khana khana tha...eb ganje ke aage ladaoo jalabi dher diye ....are jab sabji ki...
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    which profession is most suitable for jats?

    Dear Mukesh As you said that jats were the producers of grains at that time and in the present time, also they have capability of production.They are so hard working and efficient that they can produce grains from land as well as go to limits of sky.So choose the profession in which you can...
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    joke

    ek bar ek chora ek ghani suthari chori ke pichche pichche ja raha tha...wo apne dost te bola ak ya chori je mere te ek bar bol pade to main sidha sawarag main ja..va chori pichche mud ke boli ak main bol bhi padungi..per tu kal bhi aadaye dhakke khata pavega...
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    SHARABI!!!

    wah Simran ji!!!!Theek kaha towan main ke jaa sai...ke bera mil hi jave...
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    NO SO CHUHE KHA KE BILLI CHALI!!!!

    ek bar class main master padhan lag raha tha.....to wo lokoti are muhavre ki bat karane lag raha tha.....to usne kaha ki"no so chuhe kha ke billi chali".....es ne pura karo......eb eke balak ne puri class main hath uthya.....te master bola han tu a bata...vo bola"ji billi lacher pacher hoti...
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    I am BOND, JAMES BOND!!!!

    theek uday ji!!!james bond bhi ke yaad rakhega ki kis te pala pada tha..
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    tau in bombay

    ha ha ha maja aaga tau ne rog kat diya...
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    Hindi songs in programming

    nice one sir...C ke funde clear hoge!!
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    TAU KI SALAH!!!!!

    ek bar ek tau ki bhans bimar hogi...te wo dusare ke pass gaya are puchcha ki bhai teri bhi bhans bimar huyee thi tane ke kara tha.....vo bola maine te ek kilo tambaku(tobacco)khilaya tha...us tau ne bhi apni bhans te ek kilo tambaku khila diya....are uski bhans mergi...vo pher us aadami ke pass...
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    TAI KI PICNIC!!!!!

    ek bar tai boli tau te ki maine kite ghooma la...tau bola chal...eb tau are tai donu chal pade....te ude park main ek uoont(camel)wala paise leke sair karvave tha..tai boli main bhi sair karoongi....tau bola theek hai...eb tau are tai uoont pe bathge...tau bola kas ke pakad liye kade pad...
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    Tau ki Ragni

    Ekdam sahi chutkala tha MADAM Ji!!!!Maja aa gaya....
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    esne maa kah de

    ek bar ek chore ka bahaya ho gaya... uske ghani suthri bahu aagi... to pahli rat ne uska ghonghat tha ke bola"hai re tane ke kah doon"..aur ghonghat dhak diya.... pher ghonghat thaya aur bola"hai re tane ke kah doon".....nua karte karte usne 15 minute ho gayee....bahar uska babu sunan lag raha...
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    Haryanvi music

    Ravinde bhai shab meri bhi dili tammna thi ki aise koi site ho jis pe haryanavi music ho.Ya site visit ker ke maja aa jaga.Eb to bhai computer pe raagni chala karangi. kati maja aa jaga.kachche kat jange
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    DHARMENDRA Released DESI KA PAVVA

    Congrats !!!!My Dear.May you hold haryanvi music on top of the world.
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