> > > > TEACHER: Why are you late?
> > > > WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
> > > > TEACHER: What sign?
> > > > WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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> > > > TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
> > > > JOHN...