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sunita jee Sunita jee aap Real me aise dikh rahi sey jaise Africa ke Jungle ke kisi Kabiley ki Maharani. :D :D :D

Jay Baba Mor Mahadev Bhali Karjo................... hahahehhahhehahe Bhukhey ne aankhya dijyo, andhey ne kaan dijyo, Bahrey ne Roti dijyo, Nangey ne Kangi dijiyo, Ganjey ne Kapda dijiyo, jiske 10-15 already aage hi bachhey ho unko Ollad dijiyo, jinke Bachhey nahi ho Unko Utha lijiyo...

Anil Bhai aapne to aissi Shakal bana rakhi sey jaise aap kisi ki Shadi me Bin-bulaye chale gaye ho aur khana khate huye pakde gaye ho. aur Unn logo ne Pakad ke bitha ke agle din ke news-paper me dene khatir aapki photu khinchi ho. aur aapko daarr lag raha hai ki kahi ye aapki Harkat Jatland tak...

Ek chor Tau ke ghar CHori karne jata hai, Dheere Dheere wo Tijori tak pahunchta hai aur Tijori me Duplicate chabi daalkar kholne ki koshish karta hai magar 2-3 key lagane per bhi Tijori nahi khulti hai to wo Nazdik se key holl ko dekhta hai to uss per likha hua tha ki "kripya Tijori kholan vaste...

Padharo sahab mahare desh, aapka swagat hai. :)

Deswal sir aap bade ho aapke sath mazak karna mujhey bhi acha nahi lagega magar phir bhi mein kahna chahta hoon ki Sunita didi sahi bol rahi thi kyunki aapka Matha to aise pada hai jaise khali pada hua Ground aur usme abhi abhi Pashu mela lagne wala ho. :D :)

Thank yOu very Much Virender sir for Hamare samaj ki baat ko budhi jeevi logo ke bich me pahunchane ke liye. Today I am Proud of my Samaj. "Nara dene se kuch nahi hota, kuch Karna padta hai."

Aur Vikas Bhai aap Joket ki Jeb me hath daalkar aise khadey ho jaise aapne khud ne ye deewar (piche dikh rahi hai na red iint wali) khadi ki ho aur ab apna naam Limca book me likhwane ki khatir seena taanker khade ho. :D :D aur ya phir aap iss deewar ko thoda aur uncha karvane ke liye...

Sunita jee aapki Photu dekhkar to mujhe Hollywood ki film King-Kong ki Heroien yaad aa gayi. aap Rock ke uper aise bethi ho jaise abhi-abhi aapne Shooting poori karke pack-up kiya ho aur aap bahut Thak gayi ho. :D :)

Rupendar Bhai aapne to Avtar me apni khud ki photo bhi nahi lagayi hai.:D Wo ristey aaley aakar kya Bike ke pichey apni chorri ke pherey karvayenge. mujhey to lagta hai Tu hi kunwara rahega yaar....hahahahahaa

Vikas Bhai aap to aisey lag rahey ho jaise aapne kisi se 2-3 din ke liye Tooth paste aur tooth-brush udhar liye ho aur jab wo aadmi vapas mangne aaya to aapne Fatak se tooth-brush ko aur tooth-paste ko Jeb ke andar kar diya aur uss aadmi se Kahne lagey ki Yaar Sardi bahut pad rahi sey. :) :D

hahahaha Jitendar sahab to aise Lag rahe hai Jaise inhone 184 Encounter kiye ho (Daya Nayak ki tarah) aur bahut saari Kali Kamayi rakhne ke chakkar me jab Inke ghar CBI walo na chapa maara to ye aise Muskarane lage jaise Inke pass kuch hai hi nahi. :D :D Regards

ek Admi Naai(barber) Ke pass baal cut karvane jata hai, Nai puchta hai kunsi cutting karu bhai sahab Admi kahta hai : Meri "tere Naam" Wali Cutting Kar Do. naai Uski Tind Kar Deta Hai. admi (ghussay Se) : Ye Kya Kiya Hai Bawle Tune To Mujhe Poora Ganja Kar Diya ??? naai : Main...

Thank yOu very much Aman sahab, Baat kuch aisi hai sir ki mein bhi Vishnoi hoon aur Vishnoi aur Jat to ek hi sikke ke do pahlu hai, Net pe mujhe pahli baar ye ek desi comunity ki site mili hai jiss per abhi Desi style wala Humor zinda hai, Like Tau ke jokes vageraha. I Like yOu Jat Biradari. aur...

:D acha ee baat shey kai. (sorry dosto haryanvi yhodi kam aati hai agar bhul se kahi kuch galat word likh doo to pl'z don't mind. Ek baar Chenni me ek apna North indian bhai chala gaya jab wo Chennai Central per utra to ek auto wala aaya aur us-se pucha "Tamil Teri aamaa ?" iska matlab hota hai...