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Once, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an aeroplane. Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled. They had no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives and jump out of their planes. First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his...

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the...

One great day in Bombay, a couple were on a honeymoon tour. They saw one sardarji in front of a hospital (Breach Candy) was trying to fill some form. So the couple enquired eagerly "What are you doing ?" Sardarji replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. The couple...

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it...

Santa singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padhne wala gadha". Santa singh thought for an hour, erased and wrote back, "Likhene waala gadha" vikas...

A sardar had arrived early at the stadium for the first cricket game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that he had left his ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the first innings, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another ticket. After an hours...

zaroor apne maike gai hui hogi.....so dont take so much tension for tai.......zaldi hi vapis aa javegi...........jab tak tau ke tikkad paad...........hahaha.......... take care....and enjoy!!! vikas

Sardar ji sleeping with his wife, suddenly gets up at midnight, wakes up his wife and slapped her hard across the face. When she asked for the reason he replied: Menu Sapna aaya see ke tu kese hor no kiss kita hai. When she said that if you know you had only a dream, why did you slap me. He...

One day a guest came to Tau's house at night. Tau thought that he has to prepare food and serve to the guest, so what to do to aviod this at mid-night. He think upon a plan. He asked the guest, Tau:" Ha bahi Roti to Khawega"? Guest: Haan Tau Roti to khani sain. Tau: Kitni Roti kha liya kara...

Once a Tau was Travelling in a train. Sitting by him was a young couple. Wife asked the husband to open the window. The husband tried to open the window , but could not as it got stuck. Tau stood up and opened it with a single push. He then said , " Beta Kuch KHAYA Karo". After some time it...

Once a Tau was gonig on the road. A car wala blew horn from behind. Tau looked back asked the dirver," Ya sadak ke tere BAAP ki Sai ?" The dirver replied in annoiance ,"HAA". Tau immediately replied ," Apne BAAP se keh de sadak thorii CHOREE karva de ga, Yoo Tau na halley" vikas

hahahaha....that was funny........no mate i am not any kabootar baaz....neway except me only ur the one who is from karnal and a regular visitor here on this site.....do u know any other who is same like us but a regular one....take care. vikas

well mr. narwal i was not aware of the fact that this joke was already posted on jatland..........but neway........there is no harm in getting the good and funny stuff again and again..........isn't it? so be coool and enjoy always!!!!!!!!!!!! vikas

yeee....... santa is really getting so much heights.........i think i have to continue with santa jokes.......isn't it? enjoy!!! vikas

hello everybody...........hows going?........well i dont think that still date is changed in india but here in australia 1st nov is arrived so happy haryana day from my side to all of u!!! vikas

Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room. Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?" Santa: "Hidden cameras!" Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?" Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why...

Johnny Mera Naam Piya Ka Ghar Choukee No. 11 Teesri Manzil China Town Date: Nav Do Gyarah My Dear Anamica': You must be surprised to receive this Prem Patra' from me. Let me make my Pahechan' to you as Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge'. Though I am an Awaara', I am also your Deewana'. I am...

America Based Confused Desi Escaped From Gujarat; Housed In Jersey; Keeping Lotsa' Motels Named Omkarnath Patel; Quickly Reached Success Through...

Santa was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called him bluff, "OK, Santa how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Santa and boss...

A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn't control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself. As...