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    World's Easiest Quiz

    (Passing requires 4 correct answers) 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get catgut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands...
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    Find the GHOST !!

    It seems that visitors to this Post get too frightened to reply ?????
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    JAT Ka Dimaag ... you can't predict a JAT

    Virender Bhai.....theek peechhana Mein kati Rohtak ka soo **** Ek Rohtaki -- Sau Kautki ****
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    Jat in a jungle with Lion...

    Akhbaar wala ek haryanavi filmon ke hero ka interview leve tha. Uste poochan lagya, "Jungle mein thaare aage sher aaje to tum ke karoge?" Hero bolya, "Arre manne ke karna se, pher to jo bhi karega woh to susra sher he karega!"
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    JAT goes to a Dentist !!

    Naa bhai, manai pichhana nahin ....
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    Tribes of India and their culture .....

    SARDARJIS One Sardarji is a truck-driver. Two Sardarjis is a roadside dhaba. Three Sardarjis is a raagi jatha for kirtan. Four Sardarjis are always found in jokes. GOANS One Goan is Remo Fernandes. Two Goans is a Feni distillery. Three Goans is a football club. Four Goans is an all-night-long...
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    This is must read - don't miss this one !!

    What does that mean ..... LOL ??
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    Australian Pilots bring humour ....

    The following is a collection from pilots I fly with at Rockhampton Aero Club. I hope you will enjoy it. Don't take it serious, its only for fun !!!! After every flight, pilots complete a gripe sheet which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that...
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    Find the GHOST !!

    This is pretty neat. Apparently the owners of this house had been seeing images and hearing voices for quite a while. They did some research and found that a lady once lived in the house who lost her husband during the civil war. Legend says that she used to sit at the table and look across...
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    Weakest Link

    Below are four (4) questions. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time - answer all of them immediately. Ok? Let's find out just how clever you really are. You can't phone a friend in this one either. Ready? GO!!!!!!! Scroll down, but not too far or you'll see the...
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    JAT Ka Dimaag ... you can't predict a JAT

    Ek baar ek Jat ke pados mein ek musalmaan rehta hai. Ek din musalmaanani Jat ki lugai se kuchh bartan maang ke le jati hai. Kuchh din baat Jat ki lugai ko pata chalta hai ki musalmaan padosi ne hamare bartano mein “meat” khaya. Woh Jat ko bolti hai, musalmaano ne hamare bartan gande kar diye...
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    This is must read - don't miss this one !!

    Ek baar ek jat ki nayi nayi shaadi hoti hai aur riti-rivaj ke anusar kuchh din baad jat ki gharwali apne maike chali jaati hai. Jab kaafi din ho jaate hain, jat sochta hai, ab gharwali ko bulana chahiye, lekin jat office ke kaam se thora busy hota hai, isliye uska baap chhote bhai ko bhej deta...
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    This is must read - don't miss this one !!

    Ek baar ek jat ki nayi nayi shaadi hoti hai aur riti-rivaj ke anusar kuchh din baad jat ki gharwali apne maike chali jaati hai. Jab kaafi din ho jaate hain, jat sochta hai, ab gharwali ko bulana chahiye, lekin jat office ke kaam se thora busy hota hai, isliye uska baap chhote bhai ko bhej deta...
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    Advertisement in Newspaper

    A JAT came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death. "The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him. "Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed the JAT. "My father was 182 cms tall."
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    JAT goes to a Dentist !!

    Ek baar Tau Dentist ke pas jata hai, daant ke ilaaj ke liye. Dentist apne saare kal-purje jugaar ke Tau ko bolta hai, apna muh kholo. Tau muh kholta hai, Dentist kehta hai, aur muh kholo, Tau aur muh kholta.... Dentist phir bolta hai, aur muh kholo.... Tab apne Tau ko gussa aa jata hai...
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    Recognition !!

    A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll...
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    World's Easiest Quiz

    (Passing requires 4 correct answers) 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get catgut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6) The Canary...
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    A Perfect Couple ??

    Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the...
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    Who killed Jesus Christ ??

    Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed...
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    Intelligent Sardaar

    Santa Singh and Banta Singh were walking down a street. They saw a pile of something that sparked their interest. "Looks like s**t", Banta Singh said. "Yup, yup, looks like s**t." Santa Singh answered. "Smell it, see if it smells like s**t." Banta Singh told him. So Santa Singh smells it and...
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