ek baar ek Jat aur ek Teli ( oil merchant/ baniya) mein argument ho rahi thi ki kaun zyada poetry keh sakta hai.
baniya bola Jaaton ko koi poetic sense nahin hoti... Jaat bola theek hai bhai, chal ho jaye competition.
Baniya bola ' Jat re Jat tere sir pe khaat'
Jat bola ' Teli re teli tere sir...