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    Top 14 Humor of Getting married

    CASE 1 Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. CASE 2 At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??"...
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    Need help on any finance matter ?????? may be i can be of any help to you

    Hi dhanesh Youb are welcome! It's not trueanymore........our community guys are now taking up this field also........... i personally know 5-7 jat CA's....... we are gradually catching up.............
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    Need help on any finance matter ?????? may be i can be of any help to you

    Just joined latland a few day back I'm a 96 batch Chartered Accountant and working as Asst. Vice. President with a Delhi based corporate finance and business consulting company. In case any of you need any information / help regarding pursuing CA, i'll be happy to provide whatever i can...
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    aalsi Doctor

    good one........
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    Punjabi is a funny Language

    Main kya ji hello! Imagine if your computer starts working in Punjabi then what will happen Change setting of your computer as per the guidelines given below so that you can work in PUNJABI: Send = Sutto Receive = lai lo Insert = Wich Paao Attachment = Naal Laao Edit =...
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    HA HA HA!!!

    ghana badiyaa tha ....
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    Hi everybody at Jatland

    Just joined latland a few day back I'm a 96 batch Chartered Accountant and working as Asst. Vice. President with a Delhi based corporate finance and business consulting company. In case any of you need any information / help regarding pursuing CA, i'll be happy to provide whatever i can...
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    Sasur and God

    A girl has brought her fiance home for dinner. After dinner, the fiancé and the girl's father go into the study for a man to man talk. "So, what are you doing right now?" asks the father. "I am a theology (Religious studies) scholar," replies the fiance. "Do you have any plans of employment?"...
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    never lie to your wife

    A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing...
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    SKILLS, KNOWLEDGE, ABILITIES AND EXPERIENCES ARE ONLY USEFUL IF YOU ARE AT THE RIGHT PLACE

    SKILLS, KNOWLEDGE, ABILITIES AND EXPERIENCES ARE ONLY USEFUL IF YOU ARE AT THE RIGHT PLACE baby camels were lazing around, and suddenly the baby camel ask... Baby : Mother, mother, can I ask you some question? Mother : Sure! why son, is there something bothering you? Baby : Why do camel...
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    prisioners of war

    Hi everbody at Jatland ! I've just joind today. Here is the starter from my side............. One afternoon, Bush was sitting in his office when his telephone rang. 'Hello Mr. Bush,' a heavily accented voice says. 'This is Bholaji. I am ringing to inform you that I am officially declaring...
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