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    genie in a bottle

    A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes." The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I...
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    speed limit

    This man buys a brand new Mustang. He decides to take it out and see what it can really do. So he is traveling down the highway going around 90. Suddenly he see a patrol car behind him with its sirens on. He thinks "I can out run that car easy." So he starts speeding faster. Cop keeps pace...
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    2 rupee ki mithai

    ek bar ek jat halwai ki dukan pe gaya aur jate hi us te bolya ek 1 bartaan me 10 kilo khoya ar 10 kilo doodh garam kar le. dukandar kush ho gaye ke le bhai aaj te kubh kamye hoge.thode der bad jat bolya eb isme 2 kilo gulabjamun,5 kilo burfi aur 3 kilo lado aur mila le. jab dukandar ne sab kuch...
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