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1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is...

Ek baar 1 chora tute se scooter pai ja tha, main chock pai redlight k karan rukna padgaya, pechai ek sardaarji ki car ruk ge, Chora deta rahaya race scooter ki, todi dear paachai hari bati ho ge...(green signal), chore ne laaya gare scooter ka aar scooter jhatka sa lai k band ho gaya, chore ne...

yaar Jata ke katiyai tai bhadpeat de iss joke mein....... haajir jawaabi kise or tarikai tai bhi ho sakaithi Goo ghawana jaruri tha.....naas peatdeyaa katiyai tai ........ Achai joke nahi aate tai taal maardeya kr....

Ek baar ek baaneya or taily ke dukaan aamesaame ( aamne saamne) the....dophar ka time tha, donu bathe maakhe maare the.......baaneya ko boreyat durkaran ka idea aaya.....baaneya taile tai bolo, bhai taily time pass kratahi ek dusre ke dukaan pe aake souda khareedtai hain.......Taily gaya baaneya...

LOL

Ek bai ek cycle sawaar beach market main cycle tai padgaya..... dhore khade loga ne bhaze ke haath pakad ke thaya ....loga ne bhuzi ..bhai chot tai nahi lage.....cycle aala bola cho main.......mera haath chodo, yo tai mera cycle tai utran ka style tha.

Mujhe yahe batate huwe bhout afsoos hain ke Kinhe kaarno ke wajhe se humai yahe site bund krne padrahe hain...

aap sub ke meharbaani hain joo aap sub ne itnai reply bhaje hain ......Or koi N.D joke yaad he nahi aaya, aate ke saath or bhi likhoga.....haan paache se Simran ji ka ek joke bhota pasand aaya tha...uss ka shirshak shayad ....romantic jat tha.

Sansanwal ji no doubt ur joke is quite good but really very old and some one had written it in jatland too....plz try ur best to write some thing new and special ……. Hope u don’t mind it…

gulia saahab really good one....keep it up

mukta ji .....bilkul he purana tha, yahe joke ek baar phale bhi jatland pr aachuka hain....plz try to write some thing new.....hope u dont mind it any way welcome to jatland

ek baar ek sardaarne, ek jaatne or ek christen lady, teenu marge ar chale gaye uppar ram je main.........kon swarg mein jaa ge or kon narak mein jaa ge ka fasla krnwaale ne ...ek ek kr ke bulwaaye......jatne gaye ar jaa k bole "jai Ram ji ke" fasla krneya bola esse swarg mein bhaje deya...

bhai baneya ke budhi kaam krge naa tai katya bakal fod ho jata (Baneya ka bakal fut ta)

Bhai kade tai paad ke laye .....phale baar suna sai....kilki paad tha...

good one

ya Mr. Sandeep ji this is the matter of shame........lakin kya kre ek aadh Bawle Buch pante dekhye bena maantaye nahi ...... ar fair apne aap ne hero samjhen laagjaase......inka kuch bhi nahi keya ja sakta

ek bai ek aadme apni ghar aali nai ar baalak nai cinema dekhan leyegya .....cinema thoda saye chal tha ke baalak rowan laga...... pache tai ek nai maara ruka.... arai nepal dai iss balak ke muhmai....... admi utth ke bola ke konsa bola....itne mai ek ruka agetai aaya .......ek niple iss ke...

simran ji.....chutkla k chutkle ka puraye barotha.....simran ji kade tai paad k layi

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Suppose I'm the breadwinner of the family, call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny...