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    kaun sa fool

    ek be 4 manas khade the, ek angrez, ek musalman, ek sardar ar ek jaat. angrej pooche se ak apni apni pisand ke fool batao, to pehlyan musalman bolya ak gulab, to angrej kahwe se," i clean my **** with that every day", sardar bolya ak chameli to angrej bolya,"i do the same with that too" te jaat...
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    Haryanwi Kahawatein....

    tractor messi(an old company), ar daroo dessi, ye do e cheej kamyab sain only for ladies: aastha, aadmi ar anaj e lugai ka ghar basawen sain (not this one) manas 3 tareh ke howen sain bhai, nimbu(khatta), nimboli(bhar te meethi,bhittar te kadwi) ar shehed(jamma e meetha) byah do ka howe...
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    Haryanwi Kahawatein....

    ek aur koshish dekhiyo: haryana ka jaat ar naya baat tole jaao kade na howe ghaat bhai, manas khan-peen ka e bhookha howe se haryana ke jaat ki ek khas baat: syammi khade manas ne boli te lath mar de se one more of that killki heeeee......heeeee 4 from my nana's mouth: 1). je koi beri...
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    Haryanwi Kahawatein....

    rathee bhaisahab rathee bhaisahab aap in dono main se kaun se ho right aur left one from me on that mussa series: mussey ne pai lugai, manas e ban baithya ha......ha......ha ek killki meri taraf ta bi mar liyo
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    Haryanwi Kahawatein....

    baniyaan aala version madhvi ji aali ka baniyaan ka version: jad nu e phukk nikal jawe, te pakhanne kun jawe
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    politics everywhere

    very true u r very true ms/mrs. (?i don't know sorry) dollythat we need leaders n our x prime minister late smt. Indira Gandhi was one, if she wld hv been living till the face of our nation shd b different she wd hv rocked the pakistan n it sd hv lost its existence on the map(as i think, its my...
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    tau ne dilli dekhi

    ar u deepshikha ji ne to jaama e kasutta joke pe joke marya se
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    tau ne dilli dekhi

    maafi na bhaisahab, issa julam na kar diyo ek e to kaam ki cheej dikhi thi pure net pe, aapne log dikhe the massan si ar tham manne kadhdhan ki baat karo so, ar rahi baat isse chutkalan ki te agge te isse isse kehn ki taal kar dyange maane ke bera tha isse chutkale tham ne pisand ni aawenge...
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    politics everywhere

    thank u mr. sehrawat n sumit bhaisahab for correcting me abt correcting me n for replying atleast but them ain point i wanted to bring to ur minds is abt the type of people who are governing us yesterday only a minister of home ministry has been caught for keeping connections with underworld n...
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    politics everywhere

    As every one can see what is going on in India nowadays. A total political instability, but one should also see what the hell these politicians are made of, they just need a point to start there job, any single point, be it the drowning of some school going children in Yamuna river, be it the...
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    tau ne dilli dekhi

    ek be ki baat sai, tau gaya dilli dekhan us tain kade dilli kon dekh rakhi thi naam-naam sunya tha. ode jaa ke jamma kasuti bheed dekhi to seti gaam aala aa rahya tha poochan lagya," haan re tau ke haal lagya dilli ka" tau pad dan e bolya," na re kisse haal sain nu e soda rahya to ya sanjh tain...
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    loooooooongest lecture

    vah re bhai vah shikari ! bethagya kaam sa maje aage padh ke
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    gud ka phakka

    ek be ki baat se, raldu ne gud ki dukan khol li. to jo bi uski dukan pe aanda gud ki dali ka phakka mar ke koi to nu poochda ak," haan re bhai raldu gud ke bha diya", koi phakka mar ke pooch da ak," haan re bhai gud kissa se " ar phakka mar ke chal pad de. te raldu bi isse logyan te tang aa...
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    Do Dost

    thara sab ka jinne yeh mera chutkala achcha laggya ar jinhane bi mere khattar likhya sai unka dhanyawad ar haan jo bi likhenge unka bi
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    Do Dost

    bhaisahab apne kimme bataya to usse ka shukriya ni to maraa susra koi kimme likhda e ni
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    sardi

    jaddyan ki baat se, ek gam ka chora haall main picture dekh ke aawe tha te juban pe gaana bi chad rahya tha ar gaanda chale tha," humain to apnon ne mara begano main kya dum tha, humari kashti bhi wahaan par doobi jahaan par paani kam tha". aage te ek bichara karam ka maarya jindagi te tang...
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    Do Dost

    ek be do dost the, donnuan pe kimme kam dhandha ni tha, te donnuan ne socchi ke dukan e khol lyan... to ek ne te tel ki dukan khol li ar ek ne gud ki.. inke to isse kasute karam the ke ye dukan bi ni chaali, to dukan aala doosre ne bolle se," ke re fattu nyu karaan ak ek dusre ki dukan me aawan...
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