Height of Heights!!!

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1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip


2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.


3. What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.


4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.


5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.


6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.


7. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.


8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.


9. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.


10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
 
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Height of Kudiyan!!!

Dilli ki kudiyan very very smart, hai meri tauba tauba
Sutta bhi peendiyan, Whiskey bhi Peendiyan,
Whiskey bhi peendiyan very very HARD, hai meri tauba tauba
Makeup lagandiyan, lipstic lagandiyan
Lipstic lagandiyan very very hard hai meri tauba tauba
Bikan chalandiyan, caran chalndiya
caran chalndiyan very very fast, hai meri tauba tauba!1

Dilli ki kudiyan very very smart hai meri TAUBA TAUBA!!
 
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abhinavdudi said:
Height of Kudiyan!!!

Dilli ki kudiyan very very smart, hai meri tauba tauba
Sutta bhi peendiyan, Whiskey bhi Peendiyan,
Whiskey bhi peendiyan very very HARD, hai meri tauba tauba
Makeup lagandiyan, lipstic lagandiyan
Lipstic lagandiyan very very hard hai meri tauba tauba
Bikan chalandiyan, caran chalndiya
caran chalndiyan very very fast, hai meri tauba tauba!1

Dilli ki kudiyan very very smart hai meri TAUBA TAUBA!!
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hahahahahaha.....lakin maine to suna hai ki mumbai ki ladkiyan aur bhi jyada smart hoti hain.....lakin delhi ki bhi kam nahin hain.....acchi lines likhin unpe tumne......hahahahaha
 
choudharyneelam said:
hey rekha phir to meri heights sabse jyada hongi copy paste main.....kyunki main khud kuch nahin create karti....sab copy paste karti hun.....hahahahahahaha
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umm..great medicine for increasing the height...better its patented immidiately....hihihihih...aur haan jara ruk jaiyega kabhi medicine khaate he raho...pata chala ki aapka chehra chand se jaa mile...hihihihih..Assamna me ek hi chand kafi hai...baki ko zamin par hi rehne dijiyegaa...LOl

RK^2
 
rkumar said:
umm..great medicine for increasing the height...better its patented immidiately....hihihihih...aur haan jara ruk jaiyega kabhi medicine khaate he raho...pata chala ki aapka chehra chand se jaa mile...hihihihih..Assamna me ek hi chand kafi hai...baki ko zamin par hi rehne dijiyegaa...LOl

RK^2
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kaash chand jaisa chehra hamara hota
phir ye saksh bhi dharti pe nahin hota
jab jupiter ke 11 chand ho sakte hain
to earth ke do chand kyun nahin ho sakte

hahahahahahaha
 
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Chand na kaho khud ko.. usme dag hote hain
Sooraj kahogi to mujhe jalan hogi, usme aag hoti hai
Khud ko Khud hi rehne do...
Dilli ki ladkiyan jhakkas hoti hai... :D
mukke bhi mardiyan thappad bhi maardiyan
thappad bhi maardiyan very very hai meri tauba tauba
Dilli ki ladkiyan very very smart hai meri tauba tauba!!



choudharyneelam said:
kaash chand jaisa chehra hamara hota
phir ye saksh bhi dharti pe nahin hota
jab jupiter ke 11 chand ho sakte hain
to earth ke do chand kyun nahin ho sakte

hahahahahahaha
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abhinavdudi said:
Chand na kaho khud ko.. usme dag hote hain
Sooraj kahogi to mujhe jalan hogi, usme aag hoti hai
Khud ko Khud hi rehne do...
Dilli ki ladkiyan jhakkas hoti hai... :D
mukke bhi mardiyan thappad bhi maardiyan
thappad bhi maardiyan very very hai meri tauba tauba
Dilli ki ladkiyan very very smart hai meri tauba tauba!!
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hmmm....badi tauba tauba ho rahi hai delhi ki ladkiyon ke liye....kuch baat jaroor hai:D ;)
 
hehe

itni shikaayatein?!;) :D ;)
abhinavdudi said:
Height of Kudiyan!!!

Dilli ki kudiyan very very smart, hai meri tauba tauba
Sutta bhi peendiyan, Whiskey bhi Peendiyan,
Whiskey bhi peendiyan very very HARD, hai meri tauba tauba
Makeup lagandiyan, lipstic lagandiyan
Lipstic lagandiyan very very hard hai meri tauba tauba
Bikan chalandiyan, caran chalndiya
caran chalndiyan very very fast, hai meri tauba tauba!1

Dilli ki kudiyan very very smart hai meri TAUBA TAUBA!!
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