Utar Le Gya

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Ek bar Ghughu ar Jhandu rail main bath kite jaave the, ar doonowa ne kasooti pi rakhi thi, Rah main kise ne rail ki chain kheech di ar rail jungle main rukhgi.

Ghughu ar jhandu rail te neeche utar ke aaye, ar Jhandu neeche ne dekh kye bolya, " Ghughu maane to isa lagya se ak rail main puncher ho gya".

Ghughu ne us ke ek thappad marya ar bolya bekkuff dikhda koni koi is ke tyre tube e utar le gya.
 
Reena bebe tu bhi rail nai jama kheench kai le ri sai...laagi rah bebe....kaati je4e sa aa rya sai....na tai aaj oppice mai tame pass karna mushkal tha...:D:
 
ohh....

sunitahooda said:
Reena bebe tu bhi rail nai jama kheench kai le ri sai...laagi rah bebe....kaati je4e sa aa rya sai....na tai aaj oppice mai tame pass karna mushkal tha...:D:
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ohh chokhaa ee shunitaa... tera oppice main yo chukula paddhh key tame pass ho gyaa.:p:D.. thank u reena.... iss shunita ka tame paass karaan khaatar.;):D
 
Arr iss chutkalley tai badda chutkala....tu aagya...ibb tai aur badhiya tame pass ho jyaga....na tai mai haffday lenn ki sochun thi....kahwa li na mere pai....arr haan...chal nyun....killki pai killki:D::D::p:
ratheetheraist said:
ohh chokhaa ee shunitaa... tera oppice main yo chukula paddhh key tame pass ho gyaa.:p:D.. thank u reena.... iss shunita ka tame paass karaan khaatar.;):D
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ohhh

sunitahooda said:
Arr iss chutkalley tai badda chutkala....tu aagya...ibb tai aur badhiya tame pass ho jyaga....na tai mai haffday lenn ki sochun thi....kahwa li na mere pai....arr haan...chal nyun....killki pai killki
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key paak ri sai tu.... aai sai chaal nun aali.:p.. arr meri maaney tey tu kaii dinn ki phull day ley ley.:p.. nahii tey golden temple key bahar tu GYAANNIIYYAAN:eek: ney dekh key bhondraa jaagii... kilkii@bhondraa :D:D..... plz don ask me wt is bhondraa:p... again kilkii pai kilkii... :D:D

chaal nun...... apney bhaai (keshu) ney khilla............kilkii @ bracket....... :D:D
 
challey nai tu....parey nai padd....arr mera bhai na sai khillan joga...tanney khilati hongi teri bebe....arr tere jissey tai mere bhai ke pahyan mai khillari karya karein...killki pai killki@khillari....arr mai nakli Jatni na su jo Bhondran ka matlab poochun...teri tai ya khwahish mann maiye rehgi....akk Shunita mere pai kissey word ka meaning na bhojhti kadey...hahahahahahahahaha....le le ibb swaad....:D::p: uui-uui
ratheetheraist said:
key paak ri sai tu.... aai sai chaal nun aali.:p.. arr meri maaney tey tu kaii dinn ki phull day ley ley.:p.. nahii tey golden temple key bahar tu GYAANNIIYYAAN:eek: ney dekh key bhondraa jaagii... kilkii@bhondraa :D:D..... plz don ask me wt is bhondraa:p... again kilkii pai kilkii...

chaal nun...... apney bhaai (keshu) ney khilla............kilkii @ bracket....... :D:D
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hmm..

katti phaddu reply :eek:...... hahahaha

baat sunn ee shunita... isaa tera bhai ni akk uskey paayan main khillarii karri jaa ... batao koi 2 foot key paayaan main bhi key khillarii hoo thi... kilkii pe kilkii@2 foot key paan :D:D......... hahahahaha .. kuwaa li na apnii gellyaan apney bhai taai bhi ... hahaha:D:D nun padd ibb:p:D:D

arr ibb kyun reena key jokkdi kii aur bhadd peetey sai.. kera key sochegi chhorii .... ;):)
 
Itney tera number aavega uske pahyan tayi pohonchann ka itney tai.....tu bi inch ka hojaga...ghiss-ghiss kai....:D:p:
ratheetheraist said:
katti phaddu reply :eek:...... hahahaha

baat sunn ee shunita... isaa tera bhai ni akk uskey paayan main khillarii karri jaa ... batao koi 2 foot key paayaan main bhi key khillarii hoo thi... kilkii pe kilkii@2 foot key paan :D:D......... hahahahaha .. kuwaa li na apnii gellyaan apney bhai taai bhi ... hahaha:D nun padd ibb:p

arr ibb kyun reena key jokkdi kii aur bhadd peetey sai.. kera key sochegi chhorii .... ;):)
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hey raam...

sunitahooda said:
Itney tera number aavega uske pahyan tayi pohonchann ka itney tai.....tu bi inch ka hojaga...ghiss-ghiss kai....:
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oh god !!! wt has happened to shunitaa....... shockingly boring reply once again.:(....... hahahaha kilkiii:D:D........ rather killkiyyaann@ shockingly boring:D:D

kati tomar nd mor type :D............ dekhoo key kuhwaa lii merey pey.... do jatland key mahaan SHAHEEDAN key naam likhwaa diyee:D:D... ohhh kissi baat kuhwaa di unkey baarey main bhi tanney... ibb reena key saath saath wey bhi tanney maaphh nhi karengey.... :p;)
 
Rathee....THE MASEEHA....killki.....shaheed tai aur bhaterey sain...jo laambey-laambey saans lein sain....aaye yaad....Shaheedon ki chitaon par lageingey har baras meley....:D
ratheetheraist said:
oh god !!! wt has happened to shunitaa....... shockingly boring reply once again.:(....... hahahaha kilkiii:D:D........ rather killkiyyaann@ shockingly boring:D

kati tomar nd mor type :D............ dekhoo key kuhwaa lii merey pey.... do jatland key mahaan SHAHEEDAN key naam likhwaa diyee:D:D... ohhh kissi baat kuhwaa di unkey baarey main bhi tanney... ibb reena key saath saath wey bhi tanney maaphh nhi karengey.... :p;)
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ver good joke..

keep it up-reena:D
arr haan- tu va e reena se ne- jo pachhle valentine day pe kisse te ghull ri thi-(manne be sunni sunni thi:D ) badey dinaa baad dikhi bebe
eeb aati rahiye:cool:
 
thankx

thanks anil,sunita,vikas,addy and deepshikha,

hahahahahah

haan bebe deepshikha main va e reena su - main kis ke sath ghull ri thi nu aur batade bebe sunni thi te.
 
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