yashbeniwal
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Ek baar ek molad jat ghar tai ladh kai er jhotta bhuggi lekai khet main jaa tha. Rah main shaami tai ek angrej apni gaadi main aawai tha, 
ram ki karni isse bani ek us jhote nai waa bhugi angrej ki car main bhida di. Bhai angrej kai utha choo er woh chad gaya jat pai er baat baat main apni revolver kadh kai jat tai bola ki "
tumne hamari gaddi tor di, hum tumko apne hathiyaar se shoot karegaa". Jat ladh kai pehle e aa raha tha, choo aur thaa diya angrej nai, bhuggi main ek sahtoot ka kamhdaa(stick) pada tha er uski do faachar(piece) ho rahi thi. Thande e kamhdaa jat bola "tu ke shoot karegaa, laa main shoot karu su tanne apne desi hathiyaar tai"
er nu kehende e 5-7 shaar(maar) diye anjrej ki kadh main, er jhota bhuggi lekai chaalta bana er angrej udai sadak pai pada pada rukke maaran laag gaya. Log khaathe er kise nai police bhi bula li. Saare poochan laagai ek ke baat hogi bhai, par angrej kuch naa batawai bass nu rokke mara "Hum toh maregaa, hum toh maregaa". Police aale nai poocha ere bhai bata tai ke baat hui, tai angrej bola " Hum toh maregaa, usnai mujhe Indian hathiyaar se shoot kiya hai, hum toh maregaa". Police aale nai himmat ki bandha kai poocha ek bhai isa kaunsa hathiyaar tha nu toh bata
.... angrej apna kudtaa thanda hoya apni leeli kadh dikha kai bola " Hathiyaar ka naam toh pata nahin par lagtaa ek tha aur chaptaa do tha......."
ram ki karni isse bani ek us jhote nai waa bhugi angrej ki car main bhida di. Bhai angrej kai utha choo er woh chad gaya jat pai er baat baat main apni revolver kadh kai jat tai bola ki " tumne hamari gaddi tor di, hum tumko apne hathiyaar se shoot karegaa". Jat ladh kai pehle e aa raha tha, choo aur thaa diya angrej nai, bhuggi main ek sahtoot ka kamhdaa(stick) pada tha er uski do faachar(piece) ho rahi thi. Thande e kamhdaa jat bola "tu ke shoot karegaa, laa main shoot karu su tanne apne desi hathiyaar tai" er nu kehende e 5-7 shaar(maar) diye anjrej ki kadh main, er jhota bhuggi lekai chaalta bana er angrej udai sadak pai pada pada rukke maaran laag gaya. Log khaathe er kise nai police bhi bula li. Saare poochan laagai ek ke baat hogi bhai, par angrej kuch naa batawai bass nu rokke mara "Hum toh maregaa, hum toh maregaa". Police aale nai poocha ere bhai bata tai ke baat hui, tai angrej bola " Hum toh maregaa, usnai mujhe Indian hathiyaar se shoot kiya hai, hum toh maregaa". Police aale nai himmat ki bandha kai poocha ek bhai isa kaunsa hathiyaar tha nu toh bata .... angrej apna kudtaa thanda hoya apni leeli kadh dikha kai bola " Hathiyaar ka naam toh pata nahin par lagtaa ek tha aur chaptaa do tha......." 
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