Height of dumbness!

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Bubba In Paris
(Read on in case it escaped DND sir's wrath...:p :D )​

Bubba, a furniture dealer from Arkansas , decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris he met with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home in Arkansas .

To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.

Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and motioned toward the chair. He invite her to sit down.

He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her.
She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her.

After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing.

She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.

Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.

To this day, Bubba has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business....;) :D :D :D
 
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sahi main ee dumb thaa uu bubbaa tey :eek:....... iskey poowwaa samajh main nahi aaya kyun banaya thaa uss chori ney:rolleyes:.... manney tey laagey uu bubbaa BAANIYAA hogaa jarurr:p..... isney bijness tey sabmmey batti matball raha jindagi main... aur baat gaii issii tessii main;)...khi khi:D

bhayankar sauda baga gi dactarni tey rupii:cool:.........daattiiyee bhaai in jatlanders ney ibb kadey iss naee style ki copy karan laag jaan arr pub main jaa key HONTHAA ka nissaan chep deyn ye bhi napkin pey....... inkey shar main FOLLEYY hoee aawengey bhai.......kilkii pe kilkii@FOLLEYY:p:D

kaddey itni mehnat pey dnd saab RANDDAA fer denn arr kaal ek pm aawe post deleted..........kilkiii pe kilkii @pm with title post deleted...... the most head scraching pm in the world.....kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:D:D
 
naiya duba di bubba....

bhai yo bubba te baniye ka bhi guru lage se...:D

anyways, gud joke..........:)

Gaurav:cool:
 
hmm raathi ur rit !!!

aur buba ,, marney marr ja ga,, lakin idea koni aawega,,,:p ........ aur dacterni tanney dn sir tahi kyu yaad duaa diya ,,, bichari ney daarti daarti ney bagaya sey yu thread,,, unka balak barga kaam sey,,, nu kahoo ney akk ya cheez nahi cherni,, jaa key waaey cheez cherya karey,,,,,:D;):p deswaal sir bss ibkey link too key lee aao aur aarey cheap dyoo jisaa aa ja gaa :p:p,, hahahahahah,,, daat jaa aan ney hoo rehya sey link .. nways nd stuff ,keep it p
 
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downtoearth said:
aur buba ,, marney marr ja ga,, lakin idea koni aawega,,,:p ........ aur dacterni tanney dn sir tahi kyu yaad duaa diya ,,, bichari ney daarti daarti ney bagaya sey yu thread,,, unka balak barga kaam sey,,, nu kahoo ney akk ya cheez nahi cherni,, jaa key waaey cheez cherya karey,,,,,:D;):p deswaal sir bss ibkey link too key lee aao aur aarey cheap dyoo jisaa aa ja gaa :p:p,, hahahahahah,,, daat jaa aan ney hoo rehya sey link .. nways nd stuff ,keep it p
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ना भाई रूपी और विकास, इस जाटलैंड में तो ये लिंक है नहीं - और दूसरी जगह तो जरूर होगा - तुम लोग खुद ही कौशिश कर लो ! मेरी और पूनम जी की लड़ाई करवाना चाहते हो क्या ?
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I too dont understand how she figured that Bubba was in furniture business?... whats dumb in that?... plz enlighten!!!!!

-vinod
poonam said:


Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.

To this day, Bubba has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business....;) :D :D :D
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vinodks said:
I too dont understand how she figured that Bubba was in furniture business?... whats dumb in that?... plz enlighten!!!!!

-vinod
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dactarni jii....bataaiyoo ekk bey........daaliyoo parkaashh saa......!!!!!

arr manney bhi bataiyee akk height waa thi akk yaa saii.........hehe:p;):D
 
vinodks said:
I too dont understand how she figured that Bubba was in furniture business?... whats dumb in that?... plz enlighten!!!!!

-vinod
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Bhai Vinod tu to us Bubba se bhi gayaa gujra nikla....just cannot believe the height of ur dumbness. Donot mind there is a U turn in the joke.


Poonam great joke..lekin yahaan chepne se pahle kai baar socha to hoga...phir himmat karke chepa hoga.
 
Arey O Daakdar ShamSher....

Vinod Bhai to Majaak kare sei poonam ji Gailan..... Dumbo to tu likkda Dr Saab jo Vinod bhai ki baat na samajh paaya... Aur haan... waise mujhe aisa likhna nahi chahiye (tu)... but using the similar words what you used for vinod bhai :D

Good one Dr Sahiba!!
 
vinodks said:
I too dont understand how she figured that Bubba was in furniture business?... whats dumb in that?... plz enlighten!!!!!

-vinod
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You will learn in due course of time, I'm sure..:D
Certain things you gotta learn by yourselves...;) :D :D :D
 
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anilsangwan said:
Arey O Daakdar ShamSher....

Vinod Bhai to Majaak kare sei poonam ji Gailan..... Dumbo to tu likkda Dr Saab jo Vinod bhai ki baat na samajh paaya... Aur haan... waise mujhe aisa likhna nahi chahiye (tu)... but using the similar words what you used for vinod bhai :D

Good one Dr Sahiba!!
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Aare O bina LLB kiye vakeel...vo to main samajh gayaa tha ...par sochaa thodi Vinod ki taang kheech loon...eeb kyoon rolaa machava hai...jahan tak tu ka sawal hai to wo haryanvi bhasha(jaatu bhasha) ka aham hisaa hai..eske baare chinta mat kar or dil pe mat naa le...I think I wrote it in flow...if you still feel that is not justified then I apologise. Be happy!
 
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Good joke.
ek merchedes aala bhi sey issa. The zist of that one is .
Once a beautiful blonde,owner of a latest model of Merchedes was saved by a Sardar( kala sa thaa), say from drowning or something. The Blonde got so much touched that she asked sardar Suggestively " Take, what u want".

This "bhunda" sardar takes Merchedes and goes.




poonam said:
Bubba In Paris
(Read on in case it escaped DND sir's wrath...:p :D )​

Bubba, a furniture dealer from Arkansas , decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris he met with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home in Arkansas .

To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.

Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and motioned toward the chair. He invite her to sit down.

He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her.
She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her.

After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing.

She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.

Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.

To this day, Bubba has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business....;) :D :D :D
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O bhai tere jise "Case" ke khatir to mein bina LLB ka e vakeel bhatera....

Waise Kilkki taull mein mahra vakeel saab BIKKI sei....par woh Ramjethmalani ke khilaaf case ladda kare....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ah ha ha ha ha ha

Par Poonam Ji ne ND taaga shuru kara sei... haddey Kushti na karni...



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Aare O bina LLB kiye vakeel...vo to main samajh gayaa tha ...par sochaa thodi Vinod ki taang kheech loon...eeb kyoon rolaa machava hai...jahan tak tu ka sawal hai to wo haryanvi bhasha(jaatu bhasha) ka aham hisaa hai..eske baare chinta mat kar or dil pe mat naa le...I think I wrote it in flow...if you still feel that is not justified then I apologise. Be happy!
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O bhai boora mat maan...err ek baat bataa..baat hum dono ke beech ki to es taul nai beech main kyonn laaraa sai..kahin akela chalne ki himmat bhi rakhaa kar. Ek baat bilkul theek hai ki taaga ND hai...kushti naa karni.


anilsangwan said:
O bhai tere jise "Case" ke khatir to mein bina LLB ka e vakeel bhatera....

Waise Kilkki taull mein mahra vakeel saab BIKKI sei....par woh Ramjethmalani ke khilaaf case ladda kare....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ah ha ha ha ha ha

Par Poonam Ji ne ND taaga shuru kara sei... haddey Kushti na karni...
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Bhai Sunn Menne taull ki na batayee... mein to Bikki Vakeel ki bataoon tha... tu nira vakeel vakeel kare tha... jyan tein batayee thee tere tein..

Aar taull tein to bahoot logg chiddein sein... tu k nayee baat sei mere beera... par mast haathi te nyu e chaalega... tu jaa ke apne uss "Jat Jokes" aale taagey ne sambhaal le....

aar sunn... nyu chyutkey na bhar ke ja... na to mein jhoonjhall aa jaagi... mein badda seela maanass sooo....
 
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Bhaiyon, kuchh ko meri baat samajh mein aayi kuchh ne koni aayi... majje lo yaar, etna analyse karan ki ke jaroorat sae... wasse bandi ko bed ki picture draw karne ki ke jaroorat thi... chair ki, table ki, stairs ki kisi ki picture draw kar deti sab matlab to ek hi tha:-))... aur wo bawli-booch to pher bhi unse furniture aye samajhata...

Mere khyaal se wo samajhdaar tha.. usne Poonam aali dushri post padh li thi...
"sharing bed makes men dull"...
http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16176
I have question what if you share chair, table or any other furniture?...

-vinod

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dactarni jii....bataaiyoo ekk bey........daaliyoo parkaashh saa......!!!!!

arr manney bhi bataiyee akk height waa thi akk yaa saii.........hehe:p;):D
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rameshlakra said:
Good joke.
ek merchedes aala bhi sey issa. The zist of that one is .
Once a beautiful blonde,owner of a latest model of Merchedes was saved by a Sardar( kala sa thaa), say from drowning or something. The Blonde got so much touched that she asked sardar Suggestively " Take, what u want".

This "bhunda" sardar takes Merchedes and goes.
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O bhai sardaar dumb nahi tha....woh to ghana hosiyaar likda :-)

aur Poonam jee, mere tey kahe bina datya nahi ja rahya...apka joke to badiya tha e tha par aapki phottu aur ghani badiya sei...Very natural....aar suthri... aar very good selection to uplaod on jatland.
 
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