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seemasinghg

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ek raanda (Bachelor ) ekla rehya karda..ek be raat ne uske ghara ek mehmaan aa gya..uske bada chho uthya ak roti kyukar pou..wo bolya aan bhai kay roti kha ga..wo bolya 5 te khae lunga..raanda bolya haan-haan mere haath ki ar 5?...usne socha ak badi bhari ponda hoga to bolya 2 te khae lunga...raanda pher bolya 2 ar mere haath ki...uss aadmi ne pher sochya ak kade na khai jaa..jan maare bechara bolya achha bhai pher te aadhi te khae lunga...raanda bolya re mere yaar so jya ne kyun aadhi roti khatar mere hath chun mein dhanswave se..
 
Seema ji, good joke,

Par hade jatland pe already chhap rakkha se kisse ne..

Mahre Deshwal sir bass awnte he homge link gallan....


seemasinghg said:
ek raanda (Bachelor ) ekla rehya karda..ek be raat ne uske ghara ek mehmaan aa gya..uske bada chho uthya ak roti kyukar pou..wo bolya aan bhai kay roti kha ga..wo bolya 5 te khae lunga..raanda bolya haan-haan mere haath ki ar 5?...usne socha ak badi bhari ponda hoga to bolya 2 te khae lunga...raanda pher bolya 2 ar mere haath ki...uss aadmi ne pher sochya ak kade na khai jaa..jan maare bechara bolya achha bhai pher te aadhi te khae lunga...raanda bolya re mere yaar so jya ne kyun aadhi roti khatar mere hath chun mein dhanswave se..
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Dear Seema ji i suggest that you plz the jokes allready written in past, this would help u n us all..... not fun in seeing repeated things,

pehlyam purani kapppi dekh lae arr phaer kimme gyaaan batna shuru karrrrrrr
 
trueblueindian said:
Dear Seema ji i suggest that you plz the jokes allready written in past, this would help u n us all..... not fun in seeing repeated things,

pehlyam purani kapppi dekh lae arr phaer kimme gyaaan batna shuru karrrrrrr
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tham te seema ji ke paache padd liya jamma....iib unhe awen yeh chutkalle sein te unki ke galtti.....er tanne te baddi kitaab likh di hoggi chutkallan ki...dekhya na Khushwant singh ka cheellaaaa.........happy Singh.......killkkiiiii pe killki @ you know why....(Happy singh>>>Khusshwant singh ka challa) ..hahahhahhahh :p:p:p:p:p :D:D:D:D:D

chaal iib nyun/parey ne.....puraana dialogue ./...keh di iib..........huuuuurrrrr
 
trueblueindian said:
Dear Seema ji i suggest that you plz the jokes allready written in past, this would help u n us all..... not fun in seeing repeated things,

pehlyam purani kapppi dekh lae arr phaer kimme gyaaan batna shuru karrrrrrr
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Bhai, mujhe to ye chutkula naya lagya, pahle nahin sunn rakhya tha. Aur manney to link dhoondhne ki koushish bhi nahin kari. Ho sake to link bata do beshak.

Good Seema ji, please keep on posting nice jokes.
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dndeswal said:
Bhai, mujhe to ye chutkula naya lagya, pahle nahin sunn rakhya tha. Aur manney to link dhoondhne ki koushish bhi nahin kari. Ho sake to link bata do beshak.

Good Seema ji, please keep on posting nice jokes.
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uncle ji links ka te aap aaddde DHU laa sako so manne berra sei....lekin berraa na kyukaar apni aangliyan ke taala sa laa reh so ;) :D ...saaachi-2 bataiyo....ji kaare sei na aapka link geran ka......:p :p :p :p :p
 
vaise keshu ji happy sing to khuswant sing se prerit lagte h par aap se saif ali khan prerit lagta h .bilkul aap ko copy karta h vo.hehehe
keshavdahiya said:
tham te seema ji ke paache padd liya jamma....iib unhe awen yeh chutkalle sein te unki ke galtti.....er tanne te baddi kitaab likh di hoggi chutkallan ki...dekhya na Khushwant singh ka cheellaaaa.........happy Singh.......killkkiiiii pe killki @ you know why....(Happy singh>>>Khusshwant singh ka challa) ..hahahhahhahh :p:p:p:p:p :D:D:D:D:D

chaal iib nyun/parey ne.....puraana dialogue ./...keh di iib..........huuuuurrrrr
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keshavdahiya said:
uncle ji links ka te aap aaddde DHU laa sako so manne berra sei....lekin berraa na kyukaar apni aangliyan ke taala sa laa reh so ;) :D ...saaachi-2 bataiyo....ji kaare sei na aapka link geran ka......:p :p :p :p :p
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Bhai, manney to 'search' kiya par milya nahin. Ho sakta hai pahle post ho chuka ho. Par mere liye to naya kissa hai - chalo koyi baat nahin.
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seemasinghg said:
ek raanda (Bachelor ) ekla rehya karda..ek be raat ne uske ghara ek mehmaan aa gya..uske bada chho uthya ak roti kyukar pou..wo bolya aan bhai kay roti kha ga..wo bolya 5 te khae lunga..raanda bolya haan-haan mere haath ki ar 5?...usne socha ak badi bhari ponda hoga to bolya 2 te khae lunga...raanda pher bolya 2 ar mere haath ki...uss aadmi ne pher sochya ak kade na khai jaa..jan maare bechara bolya achha bhai pher te aadhi te khae lunga...raanda bolya re mere yaar so jya ne kyun aadhi roti khatar mere hath chun mein dhanswave se..
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a very good joke from a person who is living in foreign. i am glad to know that u have not forgotten ur customs and community.
 
shabashhhhhhhhh

Shabashhhhhhhhhhhhh….seema ..badhiya joke ..ar badhiya Jattu

Sabha mai chutkale repeat hote hi rahte hai…kuchh mhaare bhai…aadai master ki dhal naql pakdan nai baithe rah sai… galat baat sai….jo koi nya member excitement mai joke sonata hai to uska husla badhana chahiye…..vaise bhi humar section kafi badda hai sara padh lena ar yaad rakhna mushkil sa hi hai…..
 
a seema bebe bahut badiya joke tha.aahe koi chutkla isi tarkeeb ala bhi bata bebe jade husband p aajmayi gyi ho isi tarkeeb .kade kade humne bhi t is roti pon k tante te chutti mile:p
 
ritu said:
a seema bebe bahut badiya joke tha.aahe koi chutkla isi tarkeeb ala bhi bata bebe jade husband p aajmayi gyi ho isi tarkeeb .kade kade humne bhi t is roti pon k tante te chutti mile:p
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Husband pe to koi bhi tarkeeb chala lo, balko ka kya karogi:rolleyes:
 
ritu said:
balak tahi koi tarkeeb na chahiye osne t pizza khuva do chahe tino time:) ulta roti khavan tahi tarkeeb lani pade h:confused:
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rajeshrathee said:
Hahahaha, I agree:D
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ritu bebey...er rathee ji...app donua ne seema iib shraaap dweggi.....er hanumaan ji aapke gaddha maregaa.....kyunki aapne iss thread ki maati si piiiit di ...why have u 2 diverted this thread towards family affairs and personal problems when we have chaupal to discuss all that......:eek: :rolleyes: ;) :p :D
 
keshavdahiya said:
ritu bebey...er rathee ji...app donua ne seema iib shraaap dweggi.....er hanumaan ji aapke gaddha maregaa.....kyunki aapne iss thread ki maati si piiiit di ...why have u 2 diverted this thread towards family affairs and personal problems when we have chaupal to discuss all that......:eek: :rolleyes: ;) :p :D
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Hamne jo kiya to kiya par apne kya kar diya?:p
 
harvinder said:
Shabashhhhhhhhhhhhh….seema ..badhiya joke ..ar badhiya Jattu

Sabha mai chutkale repeat hote hi rahte hai…kuchh mhaare bhai…aadai master ki dhal naql pakdan nai baithe rah sai… galat baat sai….jo koi nya member excitement mai joke sonata hai to uska husla badhana chahiye…..vaise bhi humar section kafi badda hai sara padh lena ar yaad rakhna mushkil sa hi hai…..
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malik saab yeh jattu kya hotta hai ???...did u mean Haryanvi here......please note ...yeh jaatu sahbad ka janam ROHTAK ke CAMP sei hoya tha...jo ke shrandhlli jagaha hai jahana bahut saare SUUUR er Punjaabi rehtte hain...inn punjabiyon ne jaltte-2 haryanvi ko jattu shabadd kehana shuru kiya tha...as if only jats speak this dilect...er iib aap jissa responsible aadmi bhi nyu kehen laaag gya......:eek: :(

yeh baat meine ek baar pehle bhi kahi thi...chahe to DND uncle ji sei puuch lyo...woh iibe link kaadh ke le aawenge........;)
 
keshavdahiya said:
manne jo kaha so kaha....lekin aap merra mazaak to nahi banna rahe na yeh laal gallhurri wala smiley banaa karr >>>>:p<<<<<
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Keshav bhai
Pahli baat yeh laal nahi gulabi hai jise angrezi main pink kahte hai:p , dusri baat why discussing it here when we can discuss it in chaupal:p (aap hi ne kaha tha) , lastly yoh smily aap hi ne bagaya tha kai oro ke sath isliye apko hi vapis:D
 
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