mangay ram ke bhauu

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ek bar prod sikhshya abheyan(adult education mission) kai time ek master ke duty ek gaam mai lag ge.us gaam mai master nai angragi(eng) padhni thee jo ek bhut badda kam tha.
master ji ek din class mai pdhav tha kai....
"A " matlab.... "anarkali".
"B" matlab bhola ram,.......................
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"M" matlab mangey ram ke bahuu....... ......

sare kai sare bhudyee bare hosyear thye ...... ek din master bolaya kai aaj thra test hoga..... usnye ek bhudha blaya ar board pi "W" lekh kai puchya kai, Tau eska matlab bata?
tau bolaya ke master ji , ya lagye tai mangay ram ke bhauu sai per tang(legs)uper kar re sai.
 
wah bhai wah...tu to gajab dhaa diya re...
yo tau bhi ghanu noughty niklyo... :)
good joke bhai..
keep it up....
 
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PEHLI BAAR SUNA SAI BHAI!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek:
AUR AAN DE ISSE ISSE 2 -4 TAI KAM TAI KAM!!!!!!!!

jojidahiya said:
ek bar prod sikhshya abheyan(adult education mission) kai time ek master ke duty ek gaam mai lag ge.us gaam mai master nai angragi(eng) padhni thee jo ek bhut badda kam tha.
master ji ek din class mai pdhav tha kai....
"A " matlab.... "anarkali".
"B" matlab bhola ram,.......................
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"M" matlab mangey ram ke bahuu....... ......

sare kai sare bhudyee bare hosyear thye ...... ek din master bolaya kai aaj thra test hoga..... usnye ek bhudha blaya ar board pi "W" lekh kai puchya kai, Tau eska matlab bata?
tau bolaya ke master ji , ya lagye tai mangay ram ke bhauu sai per tang(legs)uper kar re sai.
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ravinderdahiya said:
arre yashayyy mannay bacha le, mein marungaa arre pett patt gaya mera haas -2 kay
kati pehlii baar sunaa yu chutkula tai:D,
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हाँ भाई, जोजी दहिया भाई साहब के मुंह से तो पहली बार ही सुना है । पर शायद पढ़ा जरूर है, देखियो जरा :

praud sikhs kendra(budhon ka skool)

ghana N d joke

डाक्कियो, घणी लाम्बी किल्की मार कै किसै के कान में झणझणाट मत कर दियो !
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Jiska darr tha woh tai ho gya....Laanda puchkaari le gya....killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii@ Haryanwi kahawat:D ;) :p :o :p
dndeswal said:
हाँ भाई, जोजी दहिया भाई साहब के मुंह से तो पहली बार ही सुना है । पर शायद पढ़ा जरूर है, देखियो जरा :

praud sikhs kendra(budhon ka skool)

ghana N d joke

डाक्कियो, घणी लाम्बी किल्की मार कै किसै के कान में झणझणाट मत कर दियो !
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sunitahooda said:
Jiska darr tha woh tai ho gya....Laanda puchkaari le gya....killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii@ Haryanwi kahawat:D ;) :p :o :p
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डर किस बात का गोलू जी, मैं अभी भारती से कह देता हूं कि इस पर ताला ना लगाये । ताले की जरूरत भी क्या है? दो महीने बाद तो धागे पर अपने आप ही ताला लग जाता है आजकल ! :)
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dndeswal said:
डर किस बात का गोलू जी, मैं अभी भारती से कह देता हूं कि इस पर ताला ना लगाये । ताले की जरूरत भी क्या है? दो महीने बाद तो धागे पर अपने आप ही ताला लग जाता है आजकल ! :)


deswal sir, bilkul theek kaha aapne, :):):)
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rekharathee said:
dndeswal said:
डर किस बात का गोलू जी, मैं अभी भारती से कह देता हूं कि इस पर ताला ना लगाये । ताले की जरूरत भी क्या है? दो महीने बाद तो धागे पर अपने आप ही ताला लग जाता है आजकल ! :)


deswal sir, bilkul theek kaha aapne, :):):)
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hmmm,,, bilkul theek kahaa DND sir aapney,:) :) :)
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hmmm,,, bilkul theek kahaa DND sir aapney,:) :) :)[/quote][/quote]

ye dekhiyee, abhi se "seiling" shuroo, ;) dont know where is jatland heading:p:p:D, abb loggon ko aise demotivate karrenge to kaise chalega, sunitaji,

joji:- chutkala was nice:D
 
now dats disgusting...

ye jo aap log Sunita Sunita chilla rahey hain,,or Tajposhi k liye koddey huwe khadey hain,,
galat baat,,ye taaj thaa k Joji:D k sirr pe tekk dyo.....

manney te eeb iss chutakley ka hangover ho gya--reh reh k haansi aa rahi hai 2 dinoo sey..joji ab tum hi 'nijaat' dilaao --ek orr isaa e solid chutkalaa baga do:eek: :D :p
 
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deeps said:
ye jo aap log Sunita Sunita chilla rahey hain,,or Tajposhi k liye koddey huwe khadey hain,,
galat baat,,ye taaj thaa k Joji:D k sirr pe tekk dyo.....

manney te eeb iss chutakley ka hangover ho gya--reh reh k haansi aa rahi hai 2 dinoo sey..joji tum hi ilaaz karo--ek orr isaa e solid chutkalaa baga dey:eek: :D :p
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dats d point, u r right deeps, joji has qualified letting behind our very own sunita ,n d crown name will b" hansi ka bettaj badshahh"'

orr patta nahi ye laughter abb kabb ja ke thambeggi,:D:D:D
 
deeps said:
ye jo aap log Sunita Sunita chilla rahey hain,,or Tajposhi k liye koddey huwe khadey hain,,
galat baat,,ye taaj thaa k Joji:D k sirr pe tekk dyo.....

manney te eeb iss chutakley ka hangover ho gya--reh reh k haansi aa rahi hai 2 dinoo sey..joji ab tum hi 'nijaat' dilaao --ek orr isaa e solid chutkalaa baga do:eek: :D :p
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meri bhi waa e jo Deeps ki !!!!!!!!!!!:p ;)

kati bhinn ki bhinn!!!!!!!!!!
 
Aagi 2-2 chambhochaali....yo sudha-padhra maanas sai...manne tai chhodd diya tha....ibb lapettya gaya:p :D merei odd tai khandwa bi de diyo ek....sankrant nai ghaney din na hoye sain:p
deeps said:
ye jo aap log Sunita Sunita chilla rahey hain,,or Tajposhi k liye koddey huwe khadey hain,,
galat baat,,ye taaj thaa k Joji:D k sirr pe tekk dyo.....

manney te eeb iss chutakley ka hangover ho gya--reh reh k haansi aa rahi hai 2 dinoo sey..joji ab tum hi 'nijaat' dilaao --ek orr isaa e solid chutkalaa baga do:eek: :D :p
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rekharathee said:
dats d point, u r right deeps, joji has qualified letting behind our very own sunita ,n d crown name will b" hansi ka bettaj badshahh"'

orr patta nahi ye laughter abb kabb ja ke thambeggi,:D:D:D
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wah ji wah sunita jeeeeeeeee...............

rekha ji mai demobilise hon aala chora nahin su or wo bhee sunita ke batan tai.na ... naaaaa......THANX U 4 YOR CONCERN.
Sayed suneta ji aaj kal apne sakutee ke speed tai ghanee e paresyan ho re sai ar kuch soch nahin pa rahee sai. esi leye wa sochtee rai ar tau apna jawab de gaya.
rahee bhat INSPECTOR deswal ji ke...... wo tai unka kaam sai. esleye unko lagee rahn do SERCHING mai.
per deswal ji mere ya intention katee nahi thee kai copy karun ar na maiye mere registration tai phlayan koi thread padya.mere leya wo joke naya tha ar sab tai share karen ke sochee.
any way i am not interested to give any clearification.
aachya lagya to badeya na lagya to badeya.
per ek baat jaruur .... ek puckaree ba muh suneta ji kanya mord deyo na tai wa ghana sochna chod de geeee...................ahhaaahhaaaaa.
 
jojidahiya said:
rahee bhat INSPECTOR deswal ji ke...... wo tai unka kaam sai. esleye unko lagee rahn do SERCHING mai.
per deswal ji mere ya intention katee nahi thee kai copy karun ar na maiye mere registration tai phlayan koi thread padya.mere leya wo joke naya tha ar sab tai share karen ke sochee.
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अरै मेरे यार, humor forum में सब चलता है - मैं लिखता भी इसीलिए हूं - लाग्या रहै । और मेरे को 'इंस्पेक्टर' का दर्जा मत दो । ये दूसरे मेरे पीछे पड़ जाते हैं अक बताओ लिंक ! मेरा मकसद यह कत्ती नहीं है कि आप जैसे साथी हौंसला गंवा बैठें । भाई, न्यूं नाराज होवोगे तो मैं भी इस फोरम में आना छोड़ दूंगा । मैने तो पहले ही इनसे कह दिया था कि इतनी लंबी किल्की मत मारो कि दूसरों के कान में झणझणाट हो जाये । लगे रहो जोजी भाई, और आने दो - आजकल तो वैसे ही यह फोरम सूनी सी लग रही है ।
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Joji....tu clarification manna de...par please kade-kade dictionary kenni lakha liya kar...ye Maangey-Mangtey ki bahu tai aade rojj nuay uthlli paddi rehya karein....ye jo manne laal akshar kare sain...unn pai madda sa dhyan diye....arr scooteri ibbey aachi=-aachi gaadiya nai khadedd diya kai....AFTERALL SPEED IS NOT IN THE MACHINE ITS IN THE RIDER/DRIVER'S MIND:p :o :( ;) If you got a mere idea what i mean? Gaddi tai ghankhari duniya Girddati haandey sain...chalaani ekk-aadh naiye aaya kare....Jannya?:rolleyes: Na tai angreji jissi angreji...na Hindi jisi Hindi arr na Haryanwi jisi Haryanwi laagti....arr mamooli baat nai Dil pai le baithya:p
jojidahiya said:
rekha ji mai demobilise hon aala chora nahin su or wo bhee sunita ke batan tai.na ... naaaaa......THANX U 4 YOR CONCERN.
Sayed suneta ji aaj kal apne sakutee ke speed tai ghanee e paresyan ho re sai ar kuch soch nahin pa rahee sai. esi leye wa sochtee rai ar tau apna jawab de gaya.
rahee bhat INSPECTOR deswal ji ke...... wo tai unka kaam sai. esleye unko lagee rahn do SERCHING mai.
per deswal ji mere ya intention katee nahi thee kai copy karun ar na maiye mere registration tai phlayan koi thread padya.mere leya wo joke naya tha ar sab tai share karen ke sochee.
any way i am not interested to give any clearification.
aachya lagya to badeya na lagya to badeya.
per ek baat jaruur .... ek puckaree ba muh suneta ji kanya mord deyo na tai wa ghana sochna chod de geeee...................ahhaaahhaaaaa.
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