bhartu ki bus yatra

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Bhai ek baar bhartu pehli pehli baar delhi aaya kimae kaam
tae bhai wo dtc ki bus main chadhh liya
bhai bus main sab ticket lane laag rhey they
ib bhartu nae kadey ticket li naa thi
usney sochi ak bhai yo to badi musibat
fer bhai ghaniye der soch vichaar key baad bhartu nae sochi ak dekhi jaagi tu bhi laagley line main
tae sabtae pehlum ek aadmi nae ticket maangi ki ek "shastri nagar ki"
fer bhai uskey pichey ek beerbaani khadi thi uski baari aai wo boli ek "laxmi nagar ki"
uskey baad doosri beerbaani ki baari aai wo boli ek "savitri nagar ki"
bhartu line main khadya khadya saari dhyan tae sunan laagrhya tha itney main bhartu nae sochi ak bhai nhyu number nahi aawaga
bhartu nae sad-dey si nae haath badhaaya or bolya ek "bhartu ki"
suntey hi conductor bolya bhai yo kinghey na hoya
bhartu bolya ak bhai bas savitri tae paachla
 
Hahaha Didi sahi sunaya

Acha kara aapne ye post kia thread cause i didnt read the last one... shayad wo itne jokes mein kaheen kho gaya

Keep on posting more jokes... no matter allready pasted atleast they will get some fresh air and we would be reminded of them and laugh again
 
hahahha.... bhai dekh sidhi see baat see ,,,mera koi joke likhan kaa tee proffesion see nahin .....maine teekitte tee sun sun kee arr kitte tee paste kar diya tee kee hogaya ,....issa kee pahad tuut gaya..
desijat said:
Hahaha Didi sahi sunaya

Acha kara aapne ye post kia thread cause i didnt read the last one... shayad wo itne jokes mein kaheen kho gaya

Keep on posting more jokes... no matter allready pasted atleast they will get some fresh air and we would be reminded of them and laugh again
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not a good one to get your carelessness covered by innocence............kidding...

waise ek baat hai......Deswal sahab se panga, bole to shehar mein danga...........kapde uttar dete hain...hahahhahah

easy ...............waise joke was pretty good....
keep... copying and pasting.............

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Rakesh Kumar Grewal
 
chk your words rakesh ,,,,waise tee maine kisse tee naa darti but maine yee bhi kehna chati hoon ki aag maine ghee kaa kaam naa kiya jaaye taoo behatar hogga .....
aur rahi copy pasting ki baat tee let me tell not only u but also the other memebers ,,that naa tee maine prffesional joke writer hoon aur naa hee joo log iss website pee joke likhe see vee hai ,,,,,but issa see sab tee explainantion dena will be like Mehais kee aage been bajana ....
 
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katti kassuti baat keh di manisha tunne ki mehans aage bebn bajana,ya to baat ek dum fit baith gayi,baki ek galti kar gayi tu kehan main,mehans ki jagah baalad(bull) kehna tha.arrr munne laage ki deswal ji ne chhore ke saare kapde taar liye jibe to kurte-pajame main ballada gelli kuch-palich ho reha hai

kkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiii.
baki tu laggi reh nu ve chipkan pe,koi farak na padta aur jinke padta hai wo na padhe besak
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chk your words rakesh ,,,,waise tee maine kisse tee naa darti but maine yee bhi kehna chati hoon ki aag maine ghee kaa kaam naa kiya jaaye taoo behatar hogga .....
aur rahi copy pasting ki baat tee let me tell not only u but also the other memebers ,,that naa tee maine prffesional joke writer hoon aur naa hee joo log iss website pee joke likhe see vee hai ,,,,,but issa see sab tee explainantion dena will be like Mehais kee aage been bajana ....
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aree kya haal hai chhikara saab.bhai tu na datiye swad len te.bhai munne nu laage ki tu saare jatland ke majjje kalla-2 len ke chhakra main hai.baki bhai munne nu lagge ki yaade bhi kadde latth baaj je inka,kal ki t6ariya
killlllllllllllllllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
arrrrrrr bhai boora ghana mehnga se urre od te bhej de ghee main to hum ralla denge
yatinder19 said:
Manisha jii
This type of words are not expected from ur side...
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Bhaai Narwal
Rang le niyaa chhore saa,ib koi de te kyukar mna kar daa.
Bhoora ki bori bhej dya ge,par Ghee kam ghaaliyo,kade beniwaal saab ka pat kharaab ho jaa...Kilkiii pet kharaab hone kiiiiiiiiii
 
haar thread maine doo line likh kee jaa see arr ----swad lee jaa see :D :cool: ek ghanata hoo gaya jiss thread maine baddu utt ee swad lemeta dikhe seeQUOTE=yatinder19;136008]Manisha jii
This type of words are not expected from ur side...[/QUOTE]
 
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bhai lagge kal aali baat bhul gya tu ki jat swad nalette swad diya kare arre kaasaii main ke diiee(mother doctor)hu jo beniwal saab ke pet ka khyal karuuuuuuuuuu
kkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiii:D
yatinder19 said:
Bhaai Narwal
Rang le niyaa chhore saa,ib koi de te kyukar mna kar daa.
Bhoora ki bori bhej dya ge,par Ghee kam ghaaliyo,kade beniwaal saab ka pat kharaab ho jaa...Kilkiii pet kharaab hone kiiiiiiiiii
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bhai nu to bata de ki desi geeru ek daalda.
aur bhai urre ke bhuri mehans bandh rahi haI Ghee pawan neeeee.
mol-tol ka le ke gujara kar rehe hai mere yaarr.
baki y7a manisha thik keh rahi se ki kitte hi badd lo udde he swad lette dikh ja se.bhai dekhiye swad-swad ke chhakra main na reh jiye
kiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiii:D
yatinder19 said:
Narwal Bhai
Mera matlab hai Ghee kam daaliye bhoora main...
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yo dalda bhi deserve nahin karta ,,,,arr woh sukhi bura bhi iss kee aage tee hatta doo .....arr sun yatender tane sirf chatani roti mille gee arr wah bhi kuun maine betha kee ,,,, ,,
narwal said:
bhai nu to bata de ki desi geeru ek daalda.
aur bhai urre ke bhuri mehans bandh rahi haI Ghee pawan neeeee.
mol-tol ka le ke gujara kar rehe hai mere yaarr.
baki y7a manisha thik keh rahi se ki kitte hi badd lo udde he swad lette dikh ja se.bhai dekhiye swad-swad ke chhakra main na reh jiye
kiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiii:D
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msingh said:
yo dalda bhi deserve nahin karta ,,,,arr woh sukhi bura bhi iss kee aage tee hatta doo .....arr sun yatender tane sirf chatani roti mille gee arr wah bhi kuun maine betha kee ,,,, ,,
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Manisha ji
Manne issi kardi -kardi baat kyu kaho so...
Main ke thaari bhains khol le gya...
 
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