I Owe My Parents!

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:)Lots of inner feelings are involed in each sentence.
i felt to share with jatlanders.

My parents taught me to appreciate a job well done.
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
My parents taught me religion.
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
My parents taught me about time travel.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
My parents taught me logic 1.
“Because I said so, that’s why.”
My parents taught me more logic 2.
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
My parents taught me foresight.
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
My parents taught me irony.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
My parents taught me about the science of osmosis.
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
My mother taught me about contortionist.
“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
My mother taught me about stamina.
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
My parents taught me about weather.
“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
My parents taught me about hypocrisy.
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times: don’t exaggerate!”
My parents taught me the circle of life.
“I brought you into this world and I can take you out.”
My parents taught me about behavior modification.
“Stop acting like your father!”
My parents taught me about envy.
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
My parents taught me about anticipation.
“Just wait until we get home.”
My parents taught me about receiving.
“You are going to get it when you get home!”
My parents taught me medical science.
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.”
My parents taught me ESP.
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”
My parents taught me humor.
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
My parents taught me how to become an adult.
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
My parents taught me genetics.
“You’re just like your father.”
My parents taught me about my roots.
“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”
My parents taught me wisdom.
“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
My parents taught me about justice.
“One day you’ll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you.”

I would love if you share your thoughts in your own way.
 
Good one Grewal bhai, Happy to read such a stuff. we should pass it on to our kids as well.

Keep it up.

regards
Pahal
 
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Very nice thoughts Prakash.



However for me the biggest gratitude towards my parents can be that THEY BROUGHT ME ON THIS PLANET TO SEE AND EXPERIENCE THIS beautiful world.......rest of their every sacrifice followed later.
 
Very nice thoughts Prakash.



However for me the biggest gratitude towards my parents can be that THEY BROUGHT ME ON THIS PLANET TO SEE AND EXPERIENCE THIS beautiful world.......rest of their every sacrifice followed later.


Pahelji and Dev Ji
apko acha laga padkar make me feel great to write further.
Danke(Thankx)
 
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Bhai Grewal khaapeter,
ke gyaan,

tu dhaabi ... maandya reh....jamma maandya reh....:):cool:

mane nu samaj mein naa aati....ke 1-2 ne yo pad liya kitt dusri jagah pe....to har koi ne thodi naa bera ss uss website/link ka ??? :rolleyes::confused: aur Jatlanders ne to pad lene dyo

Instead of appriceating his efforts....some ppl always lookin for points to leg-pullin'
keep it up bro:)


Rock on
Jit
 
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Prakash....Kuch log sirf intezaar kartey hain ki mai kub koyi HUMOROUS reply karu aur wo MAKODDEY ki tarah uss baat ko chipatt jayein....i have said THIS IS THE FIRST COPY/PASTE STUFF I LIKED....Par kuchh log hain na khud ko kabhi seriously lete hain na auron ko....kabhi-kabhar to life me serious bhi hona padta hai na....after all life is not JUST ha ha he he....:p:D
Sunita Ji
Mene to pura hi past kiaya tha
Manisha ne yahi stuff kahi or site per dekh liyah to esme mere kaya kasur.
Read it from where i copy this

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/I%20Owe%20My%20Parents.htm
 
Bhai Grewal khaapeter,
ke gyaan,

tu dhaabi ... maandya reh....jamma maandya reh....:):cool:

mane nu samaj mein naa aati....ke 1-2 ne yo pad liya kitt dusri jagah pe....to har koi ne thodi naa bera ss uss website/link ka ??? :rolleyes::confused: aur Jatlanders ne to pad lene dyo

Instead of appriceating his efforts....some ppl always lookin for points to leg-pullin'
keep it up bro:)


Rock on

Jit

bhai Jit Dhaabi
Jatlanders ko pasand aya esse bade kaya baat ho sake se. mene koi nu thode likha se ke mene yeh line likhe hai.
Mene unlogo ke liyhe khu hi link de diaya hai taki voh pareshan na hoon.
Baki yaha per sare information sharing karne ke liyh hoo se . agar me kahi kuch ache baat acha artical padhun to copy jarur karunga.

thankx for your positive thinking about copy and sharing.
Daki ke karen lagrah se. kasuta baitha see.
Chapak mat jana kisi page pe lol

hahahahaKeep rocking
 
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Prakash....Kuch log sirf intezaar kartey hain ki mai kub koyi HUMOROUS reply karu aur wo MAKODDEY ki tarah uss baat ko chipatt jayein....i have said THIS IS THE FIRST COPY/PASTE STUFF I LIKED....Par kuchh log hain na khud ko kabhi seriously lete hain na auron ko....kabhi-kabhar to life me serious bhi hona padta hai na....after all life is not JUST ha ha he he....:p:D



Sunita Ji
apne pura padha or acha bhi laga baas mene ese baat me kasuta maja a gaaa. baki logo ko chodo me to sirf unlogo se khush houn su jisne acha laga yah fer ghana bhunda laga. lol

apne copy paste work ke praise karn me kato kasuta lath sa gadh diya.
hahahhahahha
 
kherr issa nahin hai kee saab hee original hoowe see.....aur plagerism karan maine koi burai naa see agar koi uss ki language change kar dee tooo

even i am not original...maine bhi kiite kitte tee paste kaar doo soo,,,,

"paar sarri haan nahin" arr prakash iss koi offend naa karna tha beera ,,,,arr jit tere motivate karan kii zarurat naa tee yo parkash already highly motivated see yo plagerism karan tee baaz nahin aawe( just joking)
 
kherr issa nahin hai kee saab hee original hoowe see.....aur plagerism karan maine koi burai naa see agar koi uss ki language change kar dee tooo

even i am not original...maine bhi kiite kitte tee paste kaar doo soo,,,,

"paar sarri haan nahin" arr prakash iss koi offend naa karna tha beera ,,,,arr jit tere motivate karan kii zarurat naa tee yo parkash already highly motivated see yo plagerism karan tee baaz nahin aawe( just joking)


Hahahahaha Manisha ji
Kafi ache majak kar lete ho app to ji.
 
Manisha bebe,
ram ram!
ke gyaan.....kissi ss tu...blated Happy Rakhi!!!

manne bera ss yo ish Grewal mein ghanni Garmi ss.....ghaann khoon ubal reha ss khhagad kaa....bhai tu jaraa google pe aur dodd si laga ya....n 2-4 aur aisa nd sauda dhoond lya taawla saaa!!:p;):D

Bhai Grewal.....bera na kuch log har cheez ko personally kyn le lete hain.....kher le leve mhari bala se .... who cares? :p:rolleyes:

tu nu hi laagya reh.....keep searchin'... keep sharin'!!!

Rock on
Jit


kherr issa nahin hai kee saab hee original hoowe see.....aur plagerism karan maine koi burai naa see agar koi uss ki language change kar dee tooo

even i am not original...maine bhi kiite kitte tee paste kaar doo soo,,,,

"paar sarri haan nahin" arr prakash iss koi offend naa karna tha beera ,,,,arr jit tere motivate karan kii zarurat naa tee yo parkash already highly motivated see yo plagerism karan tee baaz nahin aawe( just joking)
 
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