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ek be raldu er ooski bahu ka joot baaj ga. boli "tu te sa e bawla, per ke rowu apne karma ne. akal ke khareed ke laayi ja sake hai".

raldu ka jee toot gya. chal padya akal khareedan. 1 engineer milga. raldu ne bojhi ek bahi kitni ki dega akal. engineer bolya bhai 15000 ki. raldu ne sochi dekha aur bhaw tol kar ke leyee. aage chalya koi master mil ga. bolya bhai kitne ki dega. master bolya 5000 ki. na maanya realdu ka jee. aage sek thak ke 1 haali dhore baith ga khet mae. bolya bhai tu kitne mae dega. haali bolya "20000, kati istemaal na kar raakhi bhai"
 
Bohot bikkegi issi-issi akaldonu joint-venture shuru karein ke?;):D S&S Corporation:D
seemasindhu said:
ek be raldu er ooski bahu ka joot baaj ga. boli "tu te sa e bawla, per ke rowu apne karma ne. akal ke khareed ke laayi ja sake hai".

raldu ka jee toot gya. chal padya akal khareedan. 1 engineer milga. raldu ne bojhi ek bahi kitni ki dega akal. engineer bolya bhai 15000 ki. raldu ne sochi dekha aur bhaw tol kar ke leyee. aage chalya koi master mil ga. bolya bhai kitne ki dega. master bolya 5000 ki. na maanya realdu ka jee. aage sek thak ke 1 haali dhore baith ga khet mae. bolya bhai tu kitne mae dega. haali bolya "20000, kati istemaal na kar raakhi bhai"
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sunitahooda said:
Bohot bikkegi issi-issi akaldonu joint-venture shuru karein ke?;):D S&S Corporation:D
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humbe appa donu ki te bike na kyo ek hum te ghannni use kare hai. per JV te shuru kar e sake hai...commission-based. hai kai meri nighah mae hadde jo raati raatayi conventional life jeeve hai, akal laaye bina. chal commission based bechenge...tu bhi katti art of business ki guru ho li ibb
 
hahaha...

seemasindhu said:
humbe appa donu ki te bike na kyo ek hum te ghannni use kare hai. per JV te shuru kar e sake hai...commission-based. hai kai meri nighah mae hadde jo raati raatayi conventional life jeeve hai, akal laaye bina. chal commission based bechenge...tu bhi katti art of business ki guru ho li ibb
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oye........ haan yaa bees ka naa ghanii mehngii sai ....... 20k te faaltu te meri ee naa sai................ manne bhi bas thodi sii Istemaal kari saii ibbe.... boojio koi lentaa ho te.......... ghani mehngi naa laauu..........dekhiyo market me ke bhaa chaal ryaa sai...

hahahah good one...
 
ram6april said:
oye........ haan yaa bees ka naa ghanii mehngii sai ....... 20k te faaltu te meri ee naa sai................ manne bhi bas thodi sii Istemaal kari saii ibbe.... boojio koi lentaa ho te.......... ghani mehngi naa laauu..........dekhiyo market me ke bhaa chaal ryaa sai...

hahahah good one...
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tere te saachi e mehngi bikkegi. tere te bas haath ghis re hai belan chala chala chakle pe
 
Tu ke sheeshay mai jaddwa rya sai jo ghani mehangi bikkegi:p:p:p:p:D
ram6april said:
oye........ haan yaa bees ka naa ghanii mehngii sai ....... 20k te faaltu te meri ee naa sai................ manne bhi bas thodi sii Istemaal kari saii ibbe.... boojio koi lentaa ho te.......... ghani mehngi naa laauu..........dekhiyo market me ke bhaa chaal ryaa sai...

hahahah good one...
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seemasindhu said:
tere te saachi e mehngi bikkegi. tere te bas haath ghis re hai belan chala chala chakle pe
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haan theek kave sai.... per tanne nue naa beraa ak haath naa gheessaa karein... khanaa khaye te......... tere ibb chho saa uth gyaa hogaa.. laal pilli hogi ke...... mo******* to
 
Somewhere in Europe, a shopkeer was selling human skulls at his shop. Among those skulls, one was priced at 10,000 Euros - the highest one. When a customer asked the reason for this one being the costliest, the shopkeeper replied - Well, it's the skull of a Sardarji".

Customer said - Wow, but why is it priced several times higher than others?

Shopkeeper replied : "Because it is totally unused".


Is this joke written by Seema a desi version of Sardarji joke?.... hahaha ! No problem !

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Seemaji Good One! Dimag te khoob chale se aapka, pher nu kyon kaho so ki akal ka istemal nahi karte ho, Good joke and keep up the tempo.
 
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

S & S Corporation ............................. ROCK KAREGA YUO TAE kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii @ ROCK

waise tharrrri bhi kammm mei na jaawe bebbey .... thamm kadd kaaam mei lowo soo isne ... jammma chatkore sei phodddo soo haaade .... arrr haaan apni gael merrri bhi laa liyo 25% discount pae ..... mei tae jabaaan ka istmaal karya karrun roti khawan khattar............ humne.. ya akkal kadde prayog mei laayi aae konya ( and i swear on this ) sunnni bae jae mei seller homta tae terri akkal pae 1000 % premium raakhta ... akk hanssan aali lugggai kamm aae paya karryan aaj kal ... na tae sarri aaae sikayat petika hoya karren ... hehhehehee ... ROCK ON BEBBEY .... hahahhahahahaha
 
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Janhit mein Jaari............!!

Namaskar..

jatland forum ki taraf se mein Vikas Panwar aap sabhi ...devio or sajjjano ko suchit karna chahta hoon ki...
Jaatland per uplabdh Akal(jo ki aapko riyayti daro par mil rahi hai ) se sawadhan rahe...

jaise aaj kal baazar mien nokia ki C5 battery visfotak hai ussi parkar istemal na ki gayi Akal viswofatk ho sakti hai usme jang bhi lagi ho sakti ya phir ISo ko jagah ISI trademark bhi ho sakti hai....
atah aap logo se anurodh hai ki use ki hui or jaanchi parkhi Akal hi istemal

"Pahle istemal kare phir wiswas kare "

Dhanyawad !!

janhit mein

Jaat Forum

samwadaata

Vikas Panwar
 
hahhaha gud one MAN

waise isss paramarsh ki ghannnni aae jarurat thi haade ... kai tae apne aap ne ghannne aae pricy samjhan laag gey the... dekkkhhheyyy aae naee dimaaag aale .... hahhahahaa

vkaschaudhary said:
Namaskar..

jatland forum ki taraf se mein Vikas Panwar aap sabhi ...devio or sajjjano ko ...


"Pahle istemal kare phir wiswas kare "

Dhanyawad !!

janhit mein

Jaat Forum

samwadaata

Vikas Panwar
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Sandesh kuchh LOG/LUGAAYI to ibb lag akalband;)bann rey hain....ke karya ja....Bhai APNI-APNI AKAL SAB NAI PYARI LAAGE SAI;):D;):D Apni akal taiye poora paattega....doosrey ki istemaal karan tai ke taan baajegi???? :p
trueblueindian said:
hahhaha gud one MAN

waise isss paramarsh ki ghannnni aae jarurat thi haade ... kai tae apne aap ne ghannne aae pricy samjhan laag gey the... dekkkhhheyyy aae naee dimaaag aale .... hahhahahaa
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vkaschaudhary said:
Namaskar..

jatland forum ki taraf se mein Vikas Panwar aap sabhi ...devio or sajjjano ko suchit karna chahta hoon ki...
Jaatland per uplabdh Akal(jo ki aapko riyayti daro par mil rahi hai ) se sawadhan rahe...

jaise aaj kal baazar mien nokia ki C5 battery visfotak hai ussi parkar istemal na ki gayi Akal viswofatk ho sakti hai usme jang bhi lagi ho sakti ya phir ISo ko jagah ISI trademark bhi ho sakti hai....
atah aap logo se anurodh hai ki use ki hui or jaanchi parkhi Akal hi istemal

"Pahle istemal kare phir wiswas kare "

Dhanyawad !!

janhit mein

Jaat Forum

samwadaata

Vikas Panwar
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kripya afwaho per dhyan na de. virodhi party hamare sangathan ko todana chahti hai aur app logo ka manobal giraane ke liye aisi afwahe failla rahi hai. main appko bharosha deti hu ki hamari corporation quality products bechne ke liye vachanbaddh hai. aur hum iss defamation ke khilaaf sakht karawahi karenge. abhi ek meeting mae humne kelkar samiti ka gathan kiya hai iss sambadh hetu...bahut jald nateeje aapke samuukh honge...

Seema Sindhu (member, rang de basanti gang)

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Oops!!!!:D
seemasindhu said:
kripya afwaho per dhyan na de. virodhi party hamare sangathan ko todana chahti hai aur app logo ka manobal giraane ke liye aisi afwahe failla rahi hai. main appko bharosha deti hu ki hamari corporation quality products bechne ke liye vachanbaddh hai. aur hum iss defamation ke khilaaf sakht karawahi karenge. abhi ek meeting mae humne kelkar samiti ka gathan kiya hai iss sambadh hetu...bahut jald nateeje aapke samuukh honge...

Seema Sindhu (member, rang de basanti gang)

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Mai Sunita Hooda Chair Person, S & S Corporation....aap sabhi se sadbhav banaye rakhney ki vinnati karti hoon aur aasha karti hoon ki NAYI AKAL ki Delievery honey tak aap apni ORIGINAL AKAL istemaal karein warna aap kissi Ghatak beemari ya SANKRAMANN se grasitt ho saktey hain....JANHIT ME JAARI:p;):D....killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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seemasindhu said:
kripya afwaho per dhyan na de. virodhi party hamare sangathan ko todana chahti hai aur app logo ka manobal giraane ke liye aisi afwahe failla rahi hai. main appko bharosha deti hu ki hamari corporation quality products bechne ke liye vachanbaddh hai. aur hum iss defamation ke khilaaf sakht karawahi karenge. abhi ek meeting mae humne kelkar samiti ka gathan kiya hai iss sambadh hetu...bahut jald nateeje aapke samuukh honge...

Seema Sindhu (member, rang de basanti gang)

(Public Relations Notifictaion)
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sunitahooda said:
Mai Sunita Hooda Chair Person, S & S Corporation....aap sabhi se sadbhav banaye rakhney ki vinnati karti hoon aur aasha karti hoon ki NAYI AKAL ki Delievery honey tak aap apni ORIGINAL AKAL istemaal karein warna aap kissi Ghatak beemari ya SANKRAMANN se grasitt ho saktey hain....JANHIT ME JAARI:p;):D....killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Statutory Warning :
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yo te jiji ibb public realtion er media stunt thread ho liya.
 
sunitahooda said:
Mai Sunita Hooda Chair Person, S & S Corporation....aap sabhi se sadbhav banaye rakhney ki vinnati karti hoon Statutory Warning :
****Conditions Apply
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Sunita hey .... kisse pe na kehta ya baat .... ha ha (mada sa dar gya mein hade kade meri langad khulli hande eeb iss tagge pe ... ha ha ha ) par ek baat yaad aagi .....

Youth festival jib hoya karte rohtak mein kade bhi ... to rolla hona ee hona ... to ek be ke hoya JAT college mein hona tha youth festival .... college aalyan ne ....oot oot balak chant ke we bana diye volunteers .... ek bhai thari jimmevari ek koe bhi rolla rabda nahi hona chahiye .... ha ha

to ke hoya .... mere khyal te aaj tahi ka sabse peacefull rahya wo .... bhar aalyan ki te himmat ke ... er bheetar aale chaudhar mein rakhwale bana rakhe ... ha ha ... to hade bhi jatland pe oot-taul banava ho hai ek ... ek un tahi de de jimmevari .... ha ha ha ....
 
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