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kissey nai Padh raakhaa ho tai link gerr diyo:D


ek bai ek sharaaabiii gaaal mai baithaa baithaa naalii mai haath maarann laag rhaa thaa.. arr ek taau ussney ghani e haan tai dekhann laag rhaa thaa.

jibb ghani e derr hogii arr taau tai dattey naa gyaaa tai wo bollaa uss sharaabii tai.. ak bhaai, kimmey khuuu rhaa sai k iss naali mai??

taau ki baat sunn kai wo sharaaabii bollla... Naa Taaau... khuu tai kimmey naa rhyaa, parr tohann mai k jaa sai:D
 
rahultokas said:
kissey nai Padh raakhaa ho tai link gerr diyo:D


ek bai ek sharaaabiii gaaal mai baithaa baithaa naalii mai haath maarann laag rhaa thaa.. arr ek taau ussney ghani e haan tai dekhann laag rhaa thaa.

jibb ghani e derr hogii arr taau tai dattey naa gyaaa tai wo bollaa uss sharaabii tai.. ak bhaai, kimmey khuuu rhaa sai k iss naali mai??

taau ki baat sunn kai wo sharaaabii bollla... Naa Taaau... khuu tai kimmey naa rhyaa, parr tohann mai k jaa sai:D
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humbe wo ke bera tere, seju er yash ke gere od pavvwe dhoonta ho ek balka ki ice cream aaja gi onnne bech ke tadkaie
 
Chhori tu pavvwa kah kai Yash ki bejjati karegi....Don't under estimate him....Arr Rahul tu Bottle kah kai uss nai over estimate kr gya....issa bi na sai woh tai nanha sa baalak sai:D:)
seemasindhu said:
humbe wo ke bera tere, seju er yash ke gere od pavvwe dhoonta ho ek balka ki ice cream aaja gi onnne bech ke tadkaie
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hahahaha

rahultokas said:
hmmm... theeek pichaaan geee...hahahahahahah parr yeh PAVVEY k hovvey sai seemaa jee:confused: bottlee kahoo:D;):p
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rahuuleee yo tei humne roadside bewada laa ri hai bhai.. :eek::mad: nyu ni hoya kare seems.. hade tei bethe paache 1 kilo chahiye .. koni kaam chaalee inn pawwey sawwey yante...::cool:

o tere kiii aur mubarak ho rahulle bhai meri tei 1000 post holi reiiii.. hahhaa ibb tei 1 kilo ki aur chahiye.. twali si kar le bandobast...:D
 
sejwaldeepak said:
rahuuleee yo tei humne roadside bewada laa ri hai bhai.. :eek::mad: nyu ni hoya kare seems.. hade tei bethe paache 1 kilo chahiye .. koni kaam chaalee inn pawwey sawwey yante...::cool:
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Roadside Bewadaa.. hahahahahah.... theeek keh sai deepu tu.. issaa e laagey sai... isstey bataa dey ak hum tai BAR mai baith kai peeyaaa karrey:D

sejwaldeepak said:
o tere kiii aur mubarak ho rahulle bhai meri tei 1000 post holi reiiii.. hahhaa ibb tei 1 kilo ki aur chahiye.. twali si kar le bandobast...:D
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Thaaavasss raaakh.. meri bhi honn dey pehlaa 1000 post poori.. fer kattthhii e karrengey...:D
 
sejwaldeepak said:
rahuuleee yo tei humne roadside bewada laa ri hai bhai.. :eek::mad: nyu ni hoya kare seems.. hade tei bethe paache 1 kilo chahiye .. koni kaam chaalee inn pawwey sawwey yante...::cool:

o tere kiii aur mubarak ho rahulle bhai meri tei 1000 post holi reiiii.. hahhaa ibb tei 1 kilo ki aur chahiye.. twali si kar le bandobast...:D
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iss rahul ne dekh tu ke angrej bane hai. kaaliya ki bimrai laag gi iske "jee" laan ki.

er rehn de kamin bottl ki te tu. oss din haande tha gurgamme ka rah dhudhta...jab kare tha phone ek buddy bera na kit pahunch ge hum... pavvwe bhi na sambhalta er bottl ki baat kare hai kamin
 
hahahaa

seemasindhu said:
iss rahul ne dekh tu ke angrej bane hai. kaaliya ki bimrai laag gi iske "jee" laan ki.

er rehn de kamin bottl ki te tu. oss din haande tha gurgamme ka rah dhudhta...jab kare tha phone ek buddy bera na kit pahunch ge hum... pavvwe bhi na sambhalta er bottl ki baat kare hai kamin
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hahahah waa tei hum tanne bhakawein tei akk ya nyu sochegi aakk bera na kitne piyakkad sein.... thodi style marni pade hai choriyan aage... image bhi tei banani reh hai......... hahahahaha kkilllkiiiiiiiiiiiiiii@@ piyyaakaad:D:cool:
 
yu paddha bhai haassi aala joke kai dinoien main............. na to hassi ki jagah khalphassi horri humor section main to.................................... mandhya ro nuoey................................ROOOKKAAAAAA@ haassi pe khalphassi........................
 
Tum uddey nahi jatey- SARKAAR DWARA MAANYATA PRAPT AHATA:D:D:p:p manne ek bai 3 log naali mai kimme tohtey dekhey the....killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
sejwaldeepak said:
rahuuleee yo tei humne roadside bewada laa ri hai bhai.. :eek::mad: nyu ni hoya kare seems.. hade tei bethe paache 1 kilo chahiye .. koni kaam chaalee inn pawwey sawwey yante...::cool:

o tere kiii aur mubarak ho rahulle bhai meri tei 1000 post holi reiiii.. hahhaa ibb tei 1 kilo ki aur chahiye.. twali si kar le bandobast...:D
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rahultokas said:
Roadside Bewadaa.. hahahahahah.... theeek keh sai deepu tu.. issaa e laagey sai... isstey bataa dey ak hum tai BAR mai baith kai peeyaaa karrey:D



Thaaavasss raaakh.. meri bhi honn dey pehlaa 1000 post poori.. fer kattthhii e karrengey...:D
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thik keh seiii

rahullee bhai rei katti innki baatan mein manna aa jaiye.. ye mil ri hain donu.. nyu ke chhhoddi ja hai bhai.. arr choddan ki cheez sei ke???? datya rahiye katti morche pe.. mein arr yash bhi katti gelya hain.. tu chinta na kariye.. khatam karni sei ya dharti tei ghani bekar cheez sei ya...:D:p
 
Aur kyukar chhoddega:p:p;);) laage Nasha-Mukti kendra mai le jana padega tu tai:D
sejwaldeepak said:
rahullee bhai rei katti innki baatan mein manna aa jaiye.. ye mil ri hain donu.. nyu ke chhhoddi ja hai bhai.. arr choddan ki cheez sei ke???? datya rahiye katti morche pe.. mein arr yash bhi katti gelya hain.. tu chinta na kariye.. khatam karni sei ya dharti tei ghani bekar cheez sei ya...:D:p
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sejwaldeepak said:
rahullee bhai rei katti innki baatan mein manna aa jaiye.. ye mil ri hain donu.. nyu ke chhhoddi ja hai bhai.. arr choddan ki cheez sei ke???? datya rahiye katti morche pe.. mein arr yash bhi katti gelya hain.. tu chinta na kariye.. khatam karni sei ya dharti tei ghani bekar cheez sei ya...:D:p
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naa reh bhaii.. mannney tai choddd deee aaaj tai e.... mai tai thamm donuwaa nai peetey dekh kai e raaajii ho loongaaa... thamm tai buss meraa ek gilaaas limcaa kaa dey diyaa karrooo:D
 
sejwaldeepak said:
rahullee bhai rei katti innki baatan mein manna aa jaiye.. ye mil ri hain donu.. nyu ke chhhoddi ja hai bhai.. arr choddan ki cheez sei ke???? datya rahiye katti morche pe.. mein arr yash bhi katti gelya hain.. tu chinta na kariye.. khatam karni sei ya dharti tei ghani bekar cheez sei ya...:D:p
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tu te jab khatam karega jab rahul kimme choddega teri khatar. kai be te main bhi nu sochu hu ek ooda lu zhindgi ke gaam dhuue main...jannu rahul oodave tha oos din maal mae. ha ha.
 
Rahul tu nyu chhodd diye....
This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition Organized in Britain in 2006:

Banta Singh walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."
Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London .
When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.
Banta Singh became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.
One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss. "
Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh, no," he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" .
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I just quit drinking!!!
rahultokas said:
naa reh bhaii.. mannney tai choddd deee aaaj tai e.... mai tai thamm donuwaa nai peetey dekh kai e raaajii ho loongaaa... thamm tai buss meraa ek gilaaas limcaa kaa dey diyaa karrooo:D
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