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JAT riding a cycle & hits a girl.
GIRL: ganti nai maar sakta tha?
JAT : re chhori baawli dikhe?
poori cycle maar di ab ganti alag se maaru ke?
:D;):cool:
 
Murga ya Murgi ko Pehchanne le liye kya karoge ?
........>?
........>>?
........>>>?
Simple hai yaar
Ek patthar mark kar dekho
Agar Bhaga to - "MURGA"
aur agar Bhagi to- "MURGI":):)
 
woh yaro ki mafil
woh muskrate pal
Dil se juda hai apna bita hua kal
kabhi guzarti thi zindagi waqt bitane me,
aaj waqt gujar jata hai chand kagaj ke tukade kamane me..........
 
Live life at a one time,
share it with people
who matter most to you,
for life is little jar of memories,
so fill it with people worth remembering.:)
 
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
 
I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
 
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!
 
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.


Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.


Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence


Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.


What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
 
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey



Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.


Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".


Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.


Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.


Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???

Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!


Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
 
mane laage yeah tane aap biti batiye se

wht can i say u r blessed with natural sence of humour.........

keep going the way u r...........

very nice jokes
 
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae
 
Child- Mom iss baar hum sarey patakey issi shop se lengey
Mom- Lekin beta ye to Girls hostel hai
Child-Papa to kehtey hain ki saari phuljhaddiyan yahin rehti hain:D;)
 
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