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Teen Jat scientist , Ek Physics, dusra chemist aur teesra biologist , kuch nayi khoj karma chahtey they :) . Teenon ko swimming nahin aati thi. Ek din ek jheel ke kinarey baith sochtey hi ja rahey thei.:confused:

Physicist Jat bola “ Chalo main is jheel ki dimensions naap ke aata hun” Yeh kah kar who jheel main kood jata hai! :mad:

Chemist aur Biologist Jat pareshaan ho jaatey hain ki Physicist toh jaldi kuch kar dikhayega! Biologist Jat se bhi nahin raha jata aur who bhi jheel main kood jata hai!:(

Chemist Jat kafi der tak sochta raha aur phir us ne ek naya chemistry ka funda likh dala

Experiment : Two Jats dived into the lake

Observation: They did not come out

Inference : Jats are soluble in water:D

Jat bhaiyo aur bahno baarish main chata lekar niklen! :D

 
Chhavi Jee aapney ye Baniyea kee jagah jaat to nahi likha hai

:eek:Chhavi jee Jaat to tufanno mein bhee nahi ghultey fir jheel kya cheej hai...ha..ha..

Good one really..:D:D:D.

chhavi said:
Teen Jat scientist , Ek Physics, dusra chemist aur teesra biologist , kuch nayi khoj karma chahtey they :) . Teenon ko swimming nahin aati thi. Ek din ek jheel ke kinarey baith sochtey hi ja rahey thei.:confused:

Physicist Jat bola “ Chalo main is jheel ki dimensions naap ke aata hun” Yeh kah kar who jheel main kood jata hai! :mad:

Chemist aur Biologist Jat pareshaan ho jaatey hain ki Physicist toh jaldi kuch kar dikhayega! Biologist Jat se bhi nahin raha jata aur who bhi jheel main kood jata hai!:(

Chemist Jat kafi der tak sochta raha aur phir us ne ek naya chemistry ka funda likh dala

Experiment : Two Jats dived into the lake

Observation: They did not come out

Inference : Jats are soluble in water:D

Jat bhaiyo aur bahno baarish main chata lekar niklen! :D
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chhavi said:
Teen Jat scientist , Ek Physics, dusra chemist aur teesra biologist , kuch nayi khoj karma chahtey they :) . Teenon ko swimming nahin aati thi. Ek din ek jheel ke kinarey baith sochtey hi ja rahey thei.:confused:

Physicist Jat bola “ Chalo main is jheel ki dimensions naap ke aata hun” Yeh kah kar who jheel main kood jata hai! :mad:

Chemist aur Biologist Jat pareshaan ho jaatey hain ki Physicist toh jaldi kuch kar dikhayega! Biologist Jat se bhi nahin raha jata aur who bhi jheel main kood jata hai!:(

Chemist Jat kafi der tak sochta raha aur phir us ne ek naya chemistry ka funda likh dala

Experiment : Two Jats dived into the lake

Observation: They did not come out

Inference : Jats are soluble in water:D

Jat bhaiyo aur bahno baarish main chata lekar niklen! :D
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Lol
chhavi ji Bahut acha
ande laga aur acha kiya banyah ke jagah jat likh diaya nahi to es tage ko bhi bharti delete kar dete. keep it up.
will wait for some more.
 
pgrewal said:
Lol
chhavi ji Bahut acha
ande laga aur acha kiya banyah ke jagah jat likh diaya nahi to es tage ko bhi bharti delete kar dete. keep it up.
will wait for some more.
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Dr. Sahab, is forum ke top main announcement likhi hui hai, ki JAt jokes :)only isliye Jat ka prayog zaruri hai :D, nahin toh aap toh jaantey hi hain censor borad scisoor chala dega :eek:he he he!
 
Qualified Jats

chhavi said:
Teen Jat scientist , Ek Physics, dusra chemist aur teesra biologist , kuch nayi khoj karma chahtey they :) . Teenon ko swimming nahin aati thi. Ek din ek jheel ke kinarey baith sochtey hi ja rahey thei.:confused:
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या बात किमें जच्ची सी नही जी.......के तीन जाट.....और तीनो नै तिरणा ना आवे....?
बाकी या खुशी की बात सै के आप नै......Tino Jato ko.....aache qualified status se nawaza.....This is Gr8.

Mera bhi joke hi hai ji...:eek:...serious na le lyo..:rolleyes:..plz...:p..?
 
chhavi said:
Dr. Sahab, is forum ke top main announcement likhi hui hai, ki JAt jokes :)only isliye Jat ka prayog zaruri hai :D, nahin toh aap toh jaantey hi hain censor borad scisoor chala dega :eek:he he he!
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chhavi ji
Mere upper ye kachi(scissor) kafi baar chal chuke hai ese liyeh to me ajj kaal dusro ke jokes padhta hun. lol
 
pgrewal said:
chhavi ji
Mere upper ye kachi(scissor) kafi baar chal chuke hai ese liyeh to me ajj kaal dusro ke jokes padhta hun. lol
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Jatland ke sarpanch aakhir kyun aise stataey hain?
PG sahab ke jokes per kyun kainchi chalwatey hai?:cool:

Dr Sahab! Ye sarpanch kya jaaney hasna kya hota hai
Isiliye kainchi chalatey samay inka dil nahin rota hai!:rolleyes:


Kisi ko hansana bahut aasaan nahin, ye sarpanch, bhool jaatey hain!
Joke toh joke hain janab,
Bina vajah Jat ke jokes pe hi stamp lagatey hain!!:confused:


Surpanch ji aaj aap jokes per rok lagatey ho!
Hansney ke mauke ko yun hi kyun gawatey ho?:confused:
Kisi ki mehnat ko bekaar yun hi karwatey ho
Badiya se badiya joke ko aaney se rukwatey ho!:(


Surpanch ji! Kuch toh hum sab pe taras khayein!
Sabhi jokes par, kirpya apni mohar lagayein!:)

Cheers


 
virendernarwal said:
या बात किमें जच्ची सी नही जी.......के तीन जाट.....और तीनो नै तिरणा ना आवे....?
बाकी या खुशी की बात सै के आप नै......Tino Jato ko.....aache qualified status se nawaza.....This is Gr8.

Mera bhi joke hi hai ji...:eek:...serious na le lyo..:rolleyes:..plz...:p..?
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Bhai Ji! mainey bilkul bura nahin mana! Hanstey aur hanstay rahiye, bus!

Cheers!
 
great!

:)Incidentally I happened to be a chemistry scientist here in california.

chemistry later on was focused on three points

1. A solvent should be created that will desolve all hardest material.

there is one like aqua-razia prepared by one part nitric acid and three parts HCl. that desolves even gold.

2. A substance that will make iron the gold. the concept of paras mani.

3. any such solution that if a man drinks will never die. news is there now a days that man can live upto 1200 years.

But Narwalji is true that there is no liquid till today that can desolve Jats.:)

But scientist te adhe pagal howen sen.
 
America me jo bhi awe us ka jee kona lage. Mane padhai vo Rutherford ka Atomic model, vo gold leaf experiment. Aanne bollen sen Bohr's model. do gaon Jattan ke mane dekhe dono hi Bohr. Asthal Bohr and Bohr:)


:)bhai ji me bhi ek joke pel dyun? scientistan pe:)

Aa Newton aag seke tha. Tappe tha.

aag ghani bad gi. sek ghani lagan lagi. O'e servant idhar aa.

jee malik

lagta hai ki tu ne jyada lakdi dall di hain, ya phir aag mere kuchh jyada hi pass hai, chal oe phawda le ke aa aur is aag ko thoda peechhe sarka.

naukar ne sarka di aa aag paachhe.

pher bhai thodi thund badhi, aur Newton ne sardi lagan laagi.

oe, servant aag tanne phawde se jyada paachhe sarka di se, eb tu is ne aage sarka
 
joke thoda adhura rah gaya tha. Jat marye karte army me. aa ne bullett lag jyaya karti te joke adhura rah jyata:)

tte bhai aa Newton lohri manao tha. servent kuchh ghana hi use karre thya. jab ghani ber us servent ne intrucsn di aa newton ne te pher bhai aa naukar bhi bol gaya.


"mere malik aa jalti hui lakadiyan ne aage paachhe ke sarkayo so, thode bahut mere maalik aap hi aage paachhe ho lyo"

Newton bolya "bhai tu te budda intelligent se, ye idea to mujhe saat janam tuk nahin aa sakta tha??"
 
amiteshv said:
America me jo bhi awe us ka jee kona lage. Mane padhai vo Rutherford ka Atomic model, vo gold leaf experiment. Aanne bollen sen Bohr's model. do gaon Jattan ke mane dekhe dono hi Bohr. Asthal Bohr and Bohr:)


:)bhai ji me bhi ek joke pel dyun? scientistan pe:)

Aa Newton aag seke tha. Tappe tha.

aag ghani bad gi. sek ghani lagan lagi. O'e servant idhar aa.

jee malik

lagta hai ki tu ne jyada lakdi dall di hain, ya phir aag mere kuchh jyada hi pass hai, chal oe phawda le ke aa aur is aag ko thoda peechhe sarka.

naukar ne sarka di aa aag paachhe.

pher bhai thodi thund badhi, aur Newton ne sardi lagan laagi.

oe, servant aag tanne phawde se jyada paachhe sarka di se, eb tu is ne aage sarka
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Thanks for wonderful inputs! its simply great!
 
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