For all the jat boys and girls

[cooljat]

hahahahahaha! hahahahahahhaha!

I wonder eibbe bi tu "sochalya" mein usi chhori ka "soch" sochya kare ke....bera naa pressure jamma daab ke banta ho!!

Jib main 4-5 saal ka tha er gaaam ki gali main naali pe baithya karta tha subey subey.....ek kiraaydaar ki chori cycle chalaaya karti thi udey ke ... er main usne dekh dekh kho jaaya kaarta tha supnya main.... Meri daadi kahya karti kaan pe rehpta darr ke .... "mogra se paache aaale... aaage ne marr le ....naali rok di... dhai mann hagg diya eh me." !!

,
Sumit

 

[sandeeprathee]

Bhai, eib to va Agassi ki holi....mein to koi dusri angrej Jatni dekhan laag reha hoon .... meri nazar aajkal 'Maria Sharapova' pe se jama.... vo Russian Jatni ss Sherawat se Sharapova ho li....Russian lingo u see

waise jodi kati jamegi.... mein 6'4" ka Jat aur va 6'0" ki Jatni!!

To tyaar rahiye fir agli holi taani!!

Hahahaa Sherawat se Sharapova......maan gaye ustad. Sumit bhai aaiye ek baar Sherawat ki russian history par thoda prakash daaliye....

 

[sumitsehrawat]

Theory galat sei thaari. Asli history ye hai...(maarna mat yaar)

Ek bey ek bhot door gaaam main Tsunami si aagi thi...er usme niri machli(choti badi saari) kayi gaama main aagyi thi paani ke saath. unme tey ek machli beraana kissi category ki thi mari konya. Va beraana Shark ka konsa version(my limited computer verbatim) thi....sab usne Shark Shark kahen laag gaye. Gaam ka naam tha Russia. udey 'ova pova kachua' aaphey jod diya kare. Ban gi Sharapova.

ek aur baat....ghana uchalna na chhaiye tame tey pehlam....kade 6'4" ne 4'6" ki boni mile....[:d]!

eeb tam meri pooch paadoge ....manney bera sei...

lotpot lotpot,
Sumit

 

[vikasgulia]

Bhai udde Gotra ke naam mein change aa liya maada ss....pehle va Grewal thi fer Grewal se Graff ho li sudha naam naa liya jaat germans se to naam change kar liya, simja!!

Bhai, eib to va Agassi ki holi....mein to koi dusri angrej Jatni dekhan laag reha hoon .... meri nazar aajkal 'Maria Sharapova' pe se jama.... vo Russian Jatni ss Sherawat se Sharapova ho li....Russian lingo u see

aur Jat koi bhagwaan wagwaan mein na vishwaas rakhte .... eib plan yo hai ke nahi maangei to uthaa laayenge susri ne

waise jodi kati jamegi.... mein 6'4" ka Jat aur va 6'0" ki Jatni!!

To tyaar rahiye fir agli holi taani!!

Bhai, agar gori angrez leke aani hai toh seedhi taryaan bata do, yeh unke gott badalane ki kya zaroorat hai....

Gaam mein saare buddhe kahanhge ki mhara chhora jit angrezan ki chhori jeet ke laaya Apane naam ke anusar kaam kar dikhaya

haan aur us gori ne hooka bharna sikha diya toh budhhe tau aur bhi razi lolllll.....
Unki toh zama ae chhati phool jaagi

 

[ssindhu]

??? Chhori kyun badnaam kare se...mene to already bata di!! teri nazar kis pe hai??

bata di...kitni ek be boojhega ibb...apni baat na batata, loga ne kyu bakawe hai nick names dhar kar

bata du ke ya sharpova er stefii koonse gaam ki hai?

 

[navingulia]

hmm

saare darpok pade sain

wo kaun hain ke jinko tauba ki mil gai fursat
hame to gunaah karne ko zindagi kam hai

mai khushi tai ghanaa e pyaar karun suun

 

[mukeshkumar007]

..apni baat na batata, loga ne kyu bakawe hai nick names dhar kar

bata du ke ya sharpova er stefii koonse gaam ki hai?

maine to bera patgya...

 

[mukeshkumar007]

this expression phobia haunts a person only to impede the expression to the one this is concerned with..

but what if that person is also reading this thread ? mujhe nai lagta ki aisi possiblity maie koi risk lega...

 

[mukeshkumar007]

Sherawat se Sharapova ho li....Russian lingo u see

ni!!

Sherawat se Sharapova

 

[anilsangwan]

Ya Seema mahara muh fuddwawan ka injaam kar ri sei Mukesh.... maukkey ki najaakat ne samajh bhai.... ..... bhaaj le je bhaajya ja sei toh... ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[ssindhu]

saare darpok pade sain

wo kaun hain ke jinko tauba ki mil gai fursat
hame to gunaah karne ko zindagi kam hai

mai khushi tai ghanaa e pyaar karun suun

dekh le nveen ibb koi na bolta...tu e boojh le koon hai

 

[ssindhu]

Ya Seema mahara muh fuddwawan ka injaam kar ri sei Mukesh.... maukkey ki najaakat ne samajh bhai.... ..... bhaaj le je bhaajya ja sei toh... ha ha ha ha ha ha

issa ke kar diya manne anil...

er tu manna bhaajiye plzzzz, na te bahu ke ghar aale ne ke muh deekhawenge hum ibbb...ibb te tere nue e ghodi pe chaddhan ke din nazdik aa liye

 

[ssindhu]

but what if that person is also reading this thread ? mujhe nai lagta ki aisi possiblity maie koi risk lega...

aree to isliye hi to thread shuru kiya hai

 

[dkumars]

Ya Seema mahara muh fuddwawan ka injaam kar ri sei Mukesh.... maukkey ki najaakat ne samajh bhai.... ..... bhaaj le je bhaajya ja sei toh... ha ha ha ha ha ha

Bhai iss seema ki khopadi mien ye ooli baat ghume jaa hai... kyukar inka khunnd bajwaoo... ghaney din tei sakka na maacha ibb ya manwa ke chhodegi aadei... bera nei isne ke thkaa l raakhya hai

 

[navingulia]

jo nahin likhta uske do kaaran ho sakte hain
1. he/she is himself/herself not sure
2. ghighi bandh rahi sai, nervousness

1. not sure ki tai nyu baat sai ak bhaaiyon koi bhi decision perfect nahin hota, the sincerity with which the decision is taken can be and should be perfect. jib majnu nai patthar khaae thei to laila koe aishwarya bargi nahin thi, jab meera ne mohan ko chaaha tha to anjaam nahin soch tha.

a) ye ishq nahin aasaan, ek aag ka dariya hai aur duub ke jaana hai
b) jise jalne ka mazaa nahin, wo parwana shama se ishq kya karega
c) wo jawaani jawaani nahin ke jiski koi kahaani na ho

2. jo dar kee wajah se apne pyaar ka izhaar nahin karega wo umra bhar pachhtaaega.


before the elders on jl ban me for instigating youngsters, i would like to say that the things i have told above apply to all forms of love. i recently smsed one of my good firends (a guy) 'i love you man!' and he said 'ab maine kya kar diya' and i said 'i felt howmuch you have tolerated me and i wanted wanted to say that'

 

[cooljat]

pehli baat rasgulle jaise chhote bhai ko mara nahi karte !!

dusri baat teri theory bilkool galat hai.... andhere mein teer!!


Tune to vohi baat kar di.... "LOOKING LONDON TALKING TOKYO"

Theory galat sei thaari. Asli history ye hai...(maarna mat yaar)

Ek bey ek bhot door gaaam main Tsunami si aagi thi...er usme niri machli(choti badi saari) kayi gaama main aagyi thi paani ke saath. unme tey ek machli beraana kissi category ki thi mari konya. Va beraana Shark ka konsa version(my limited computer verbatim) thi....sab usne Shark Shark kahen laag gaye. Gaam ka naam tha Russia. udey 'ova pova kachua' aaphey jod diya kare. Ban gi Sharapova.

ek aur baat....ghana uchalna na chhaiye tame tey pehlam....kade 6'4" ne 4'6" ki boni mile....[:d]!

eeb tam meri pooch paadoge ....manney bera sei...

lotpot lotpot,
Sumit

 

[neels]

Seems thread to tumne badhiya shuru kiya tha........ i kept reading till end.. but yahan to sabhi "raaj ko raaj rehne do" wali neeti apnaye hue hain.... kissi ne bhi koi bhed nahin khola...
aur ye cool jat ki steffi graff ke baare mein kisi ko koi suchna mile to roshni daalna.....zaroooorrrr

 

[dkumars]

Seems thread to tumne badhiya shuru kiya tha........ i kept reading till end.. but yahan to sabhi "raaj ko raaj rehne do" wali neeti apnaye hue hain.... kissi ne bhi koi bhed nahin khola...
aur ye cool jat ki steffi graff ke baare mein kisi ko koi suchna mile to roshni daalna.....zaroooorrrr

truly ssaid neels but i have revealed it first

 

[snandal1]

saare darpok pade sain
mai khushi tai ghanaa e pyaar karun suun

Laage aap bhi sareya jise ho. Bro, It is about crush not crushing .(after marriage)

Ok Let me be honest here ..

Name is Smiksha Ranwa....Bold ,Smart and Intelligent ,Hope she doesn't have for someone else.

Now let the trend begin ...

 

[dkumars]

i love the aunty whose sonny i am