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vikasgulia said:
20 de beers toh thoda dikkat wali baat hogi.....haan 20 KF beers ke liye taiyaar hoon courtsey cool jat...the umpire & sponsor ;):D...llloll..

Aur dreamer bhai!!!!..

Mein abhi bhi tumhare saath hoon....

Dreamer aage badho..aur bol dalo.apana crush hum tumhare sath hain...
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then i think i will call somebody on tea with my parents....lolllllllll

ravi katti mat suniye iski...yo tera byah tudwa ke rehga...er iska bas challe te divorce bhi aape e sponser kar dega yo
 
raj_rathee said:
Bahot bhunde zulmi log ho bhai tum sab!!!!

Bechari Seema nae ya post shuru tae nuh kari thee ki ko uska naam le de.
Maadi si uss ki ko taareef kar de. Lekin mere batay tum sab idhar-udhar
ki haankey jao so, err uska naam na lenta koi bhi.

Re ko jhuti-muthi eh naam le dyo!!!!! Fotu mein bhi itna udhass munh bana ri sae.

Paapiyon!!
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Bhai ji aap dhyaan tei na padhte... kette na kitte paave ga uska naam... ek be pher dekho ji... ko meri post reh gi ho padhni:p
 
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vikasgulia said:
I was eagerly waiting for Shwetaji to jump in..finally she did.....I have a crush on her as well...........Kitni samjhdari waali:eek:..pyaari -2 :rolleyes::rolleyes: baatein karti hain shweta ji..in all her threads..........

Toh shweta ji..finally I have 2 members in my 20-20 team ....You & Seema ji

Choose your positions..who would like to play which role...batsman..or bowlers.....I request...please avoid bowling me out or hitting a six on me...the supposedly, self proclaimed captain of the 20-20...;)

Bhaiyyo, maine toh do crush bol diye....still more in list...18 vacancies.ab unki baari hai jinhone abhi tak muh nahin khola....Kuchh to bolo...muhn kholo...

Aur haan..seemaji....Chai mein peeta nahin...by training..am a dairy technologist (voh alag baat hai ki aajkal Supply Chain/IT Consulting kar rha hoon...yeh zindagi bhi kya kya dikhati hai :) isliye...doodh dahi...mein jyada vishwash hai...

toh ...aapko..chai pe nahin Sheet-Chaas pe bulawa hai....;)
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Oh! Really! Anyways, Right to freedom of expression bestowed upon you by birth is what you have exercised here, so I am no one to poke my nose in to ask about the why's & all, until your freedom touches my nose, the place where the ambit of your freedom ends ! Moreover, in this case I completely dislike the 20-20 kinda stuff, here one-one stuff fits in well ! No sharing of such positions possible, even if there is a de-beers, or ma-pa kinda deals attached !
 
seemasindhu said:
thanx vikas ji...so when are you calling me for a tea with your mum dad...since it's mutual let's not delay

before holi comes valentine...and that's why i am in hurry...so that this valentine i also get to wear a de beers diamonds

Prologue: this piece is based on real life incident and all the characters duly play the happenings accordingly
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Thats like a bold gal... seema i really admire this quality of urs...
but aapne toh mujhe sonny keh ke taal diya... aur iski mum dad se milne pahunch li... mein tumaare saamne aa kar keh sakta hoon ki i love u :p... and this is not confess rather i call it expressing my feelings towards u dear :)
 
shwetadhaka said:
Oh! Really! Anyways, Right to freedom of expression bestowed upon you by birth is what you have exercised here, so I am no one to poke my nose in to ask about the why's & all, until your freedom touches my nose, the place where the ambit of your freedom ends ! Moreover, in this case I completely dislike the 20-20 kinda stuff, here one-one stuff fits in well ! No sharing of such positions possible, even if there is a de-beers, or ma-pa kinda deals attached !
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Yeh dono toh pehale hi maidan chhod ke bhaag gayee :(:(

I am a staunch beliver in one-one stuff..it was just a matter of twisting some words here and there.........if people felt offended despite my disclaimers....then sooooooooooooooryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

The pun continues with a serious note attached...:p:D
 
dkumars said:
Thats like a bold gal... seema i really admire this quality of urs...
but aapne toh mujhe sonny keh ke taal diya... aur iski mum dad se milne pahunch li... mein tumaare saamne aa kar keh sakta hoon ki i love u :p... and this is not confess rather i call it expressing my feelings towards u dear :)
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u naughty son of mine...enough now...go back to your work
 
seemasindhu said:
wow. that's great......Jit is a good middleman...ha ha



PS: all pun intended, on everybody, except saurav...
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Yeo manas middle maen kayukar aa gaya ??:confused:

Galat baat hai Bhai .......Seffi bhabhi sae Sikayat karunga Teri.:D:D:)
 
Jit Bhaiya Namskaaarrrr .

Kiase ho aap ??AAP ki aaj hi sari post padh daali .:)

Yaar kitna jabardast likhate ho . :rolleyes::cool::cool:

To kaya maen baat pakki samjhu ???:confused::eek::confused:
 
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Saurav Bhai,
Namaskar!

Thanks for the praise! :)
But am sorry to say cant help much here!

Go ahead! Approach her directly! :)



snandal1 said:
Jit Bhaiya Namskaaarrrr .

Kiase ho aap ??AAP ki aaj hi sari post padh daali .:)

Yaar kitna jabardast likhate ho . :rolleyes::cool::cool:

To kaya maen baat pakki samjhu ???:confused::eek::confused:
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na rai ...

dkumars said:
jab sab ka itna bhala karan laag rahi hai... tei meri bhi maadi mooti help karde... hmmm... mennei tei sonny keh ke bhaja de hai... huh :cool:
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na bhai khaam kaan Daangran nai na maara karain
 
Anil ki to eb ghigi band ree se bya te pahla, roj eske bel maar ke ne sou su me b ak kade bhaj na ja...arr u b seema teri to guthee ar kambal marya jaga je eb esne na nukar kri to :D:D:D:D


seemasindhu said:
issa ke kar diya manne anil...

er tu manna bhaajiye plzzzz, na te bahu ke ghar aale ne ke muh deekhawenge hum ibbb...ibb te tere nue e ghodi pe chaddhan ke din nazdik aa liye
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suniljakhar said:
Anil ki to eb ghigi band ree se bya te pahla, roj eske bel maar ke ne sou su me b ak kade bhaj na ja...arr u b seema teri to guthee ar kambal marya jaga je eb esne na nukar kri to :D:D:D:D
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Kameen... tenne mein e ott ra su ... :D

Aar goothi kaambal ki baat nyu sei.... mere gail banna ke raakh... teri bhi kittey ne kittey haan bharwa dyunga.... na to KHAAND khaan ki baatt e dekhiye.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :D


Teri kittey haan ho gee to mera bhi GOOTHI - Kaamball ka jugaad ho jaaga... :D
 
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LOL!!! :D:D:D what a thread, I'm kind of LMAO :D:D
I'm sorry to break your heart but dude I'm already committed with someone else! Had I been Single then I wud surely give it a try!! ;):p
Dunno loose hope, there's always better things ahead! ...
snandal1 said:
Name is Smiksha Ranwa....Bold ,Smart and Intelligent ,Hope she doesn't have for someone else.:(

Now let the trend begin ...
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:(:( Nandal tere ekle ka dil nhi tuta se, do to ham hoge, kaeyo k dil saath tute honge, dekh eb to din ki survat a se, or bhai b aavenge aage himmat see maar ke ne.

But I don't mind evn if she cud give a try still, always there :):)

Seema, now u no my Crush :)

samranwa said:
LOL!!! :D: what a thread, I'm kind of LMAO :D:D
I'm sorry to break your heart but dude I'm already committed with someone else! Had I been Single then I wud surely give it a try!! ;):p
Dunno loose hope, there's always better things ahead! ...
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