Compliment giving :(-:-):

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Anil, if you don’t seem to be making progress on your mathematically crooked and cooked thoughts, the probability of variable of your mathematical health encountering non-mathematical constants will tend to infinity and non mathematicians like me, will pose a grave jeopardy on your numeric sagacity and calculation skills !


Mukesh, Jit, Anil and others please help me out to understand the above lines. Bhai kissi mahan writer ne kuch likha hai aur mera dil hai isko samjahne ka ki kya likha hai ... agar aap logon ko samajh aaye toh mujhe thoda batana ... bahut saare compliments dunga:p:D:confused::eek:

Have you ever heard that a good upbringing means not that you won't spill sauce on the tablecloth, but that you won't notice it when someone else does ? And, here I dont have even spilled a sauce and then also you are noticing this non-spillment of sauce so keenly, conciously and heavily ;)
 
And the ultimate Dev kaka... woh aur baat hai aaj kal controversies mein hai but i love his attitude, style, knowlege, sense of humour and many more.

Navin Gulia -- His sacrifice and enlightening efforts for our rural part of community. His patience and his spirit of talking less and doing more ground work.



Thanks Devender......Don't worry about controversies..they are part of life....I have long forgotton such trivial issues which have no substance and meaning.This is a free world and specially on NET we are governed by our own wisdom and self exercised control.It has not weakened my resolve to be good to all.Infact i am more convinced than ever before that come what may...be good.

As regards to the compliment giving is concerned i have a very long list and i had been sending my feelings to people on numoruos occasions.Unfortunately in this thread the very Gem have been not evn remembered....Thats how things move out here...Out of sight Out of mind.If i have to nerrate people who are quality Jats then i have to start with..Col Jagmohan ji.Then Laxman Burdak ji,Narender Kharab bhai,Shailender Tokas,Sujata jiji,Rk Khalkhundde ji,Shailendra Hooda,Sateyshwar,Rahul Tokas,Yash Beniwal,Vikas Rathhee,Keshav Dahiya,Sunita Hooda,Manisha Sehrawat,RK Sehrawar,Anil Dabas,Uday Dahiya,Maj Kulwant,Seema Sindhu,Chhavi lamba,Neelam Dhankhar,Shashi verma,SS Goyat,Poonam,Dr RS Dahiya,Daya Nand Deswal ji,Dr P Grewal,Jitender Hooda,Navin Guliya,Ritu,Monika Dahiya,Manisha Singh,Deepak Chaudhary,Devender Kumar,Kamana,Ritika Rathhee,Rekha rathhee,Karamveer bhai,Gagan Dhhillon,Ram Lal Hooda,Dr SK Teotia,Virender NarwalSubha Chand Sheoran ji,Bharti Sindhu,Reena Khatri,Vinod Sangwan,Anil Dalal,A Suhag,Arun Shamali,Mukta Sirohi,Upender,Anu Sehrawat..............And may be many more.They are all very nice people and deserved to be lauded for their positive thinking and grace.I have met almost all of them and many of them are always in contact.I am fortunate to have connected to sou many nice people and i feel it is more than my share of booty.May God bless them all and rest of the Jats as well.
 
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Aaj khush to bahot hoge tum.....hehhee....compliment per compliment jo mil rahe hai....:p;)

...Aaiiyae! Aaiiyae! :rolleyes: Aap ki hi kamee thee udae!...
Haan, Dekhi konya gayee na meri Khushee!?! Kyon?....

Aer doosri baat yo- kae jukar eeb aaiye hi gayee ho to ek-aadh 'compliments' aap bhi dae jaatee, to kae farak pad jaata?... akhir et wud have onlee been in the traditison of this thread, aphteraall! :rolleyes:
 
Na naa udne ke tension konyaa, wo superman ka to andaaz hi kuch aisa hai ki dhoti ke upar bhi kuch pehnaa ja sakta hai freely ;)

Humbae Choori! Eeb kae mannae safaed Dhoti kae uper us 'udtae' hue Superman ki dhaal laal rangg ka kachcha pherna padega kae???
Aare wa paachae 'compliment' diya tha kae jaloos kaadhan ka plan ho rhyaa hai ude! ;):D...
 
Anil, if you don’t seem to be making progress on your mathematically crooked and cooked thoughts, the probability of variable of your mathematical health encountering non-mathematical constants will tend to infinity and non mathematicians like me, will pose a grave jeopardy on your numeric sagacity and calculation skills ! :)


Probability measure is on the interval of real line [0,1] !

Always , thats a gospel , and gospels are not denied !!! :)

ARbit is not always good !! Too hi - fi is also not always good !!

Simplicity will never loose its charm !!! :)
 
Seema: Jatland ki Jhansi ki Rani aur sabki payre.
DND: Jatland ka William Shakespeare.
Jit Kool: Jatland ke Garam dal ka cool neta, jo sabko bhayanker cool rakhe.
Virender Narwal:jatland ki pagdi(ezat) ,sabka payara aur sab jiske payre.
DevDahiya:jiske badapan ke age sab jhuke, jatland pe ashirwaad ka pitara.
Navin Gulia: Ek sacha samaj sevak aur jatland ka vivkanand.
Maniisha: Ghani samazdar Mod aur jatland ki chandni.
Jitander Hooda: Jatland ka sacha bhagat Singh.
DK: Jatland ka sanyashi jo JL ko pavitar rakhne ke liyeh havan karta aur karvata re se.
will continue.............:)
 
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Dont kill the tradition!

Humbae Choori! Eeb kae mannae safaed Dhoti kae uper us 'udtae' hue Superman ki dhaal laal rangg ka kachcha pherna padega kae???
Aare wa paachae 'compliment' diya tha kae jaloos kaadhan ka plan ho rhyaa hai ude! ;):D...

Agar aisa nahi karenge aap to aapki image ka kya hoga ! A superman without this 'red attachment' is like a Gajar ka halwa without a gajar, or a desi ghee without any fat, how intoxicating and suffocating can this turn out to be in this era of glamour ! And more so, if you are historical at heart (what that means........is something very different....) then dont break this age old tradition of Superman family, their culture, their heritage, their spirit, all will get marred and they will start crying ........ please help them live with their fundamental rights intact......... ;)
 
Probability measure is on the interval of real line [0,1] !

Always , thats a gospel , and gospels are not denied !!! :)

ARbit is not always good !! Too hi - fi is also not always good !!

Simplicity will never loose its charm !!! :)

Thats why I have always advised you to be simple Anil ! (Dont try to recall please...... ;))
 
Jitendra ji

Jitendra Hooda ji : Mucho ke dhani hai wo, Jatland ke aakash ki zamee hain wo ! He is really a simple, sensible and balanced head always at good work :)
 
Maniisha has an extra 'I' in her name, but she is not at all an 'I' oriented person ! Very energetic, creative, balanced and jovial girl ! Keep it up Mani :)
 
Onil........ I mean.....Anil Singh !

Dont know whether anyone here knows the Financial Engineer Anil Dalal ! ;) He is very talkative in his posts, his posts speak loudly must say ! Very boring, as someone called him here, really he is very boring at all bad things ! So less is his biological age and so more is his mental age that he can give complex to so many real oldies ! Seriously speaking, a person with crystal clear vision, industrious, full of energy (pls dont categorise it into the kinetic or the mechanical ones Anil :) ). Well, Anil when you will open a Company of yours, I can think about taking charge of your Company's basic statutory compliances, you seem to be so lucky !
 
Jatland pe compliment paane ke liye kitne paisa khilane padte hain? Can someone do it for free or for a reasonable fees? I can't give more than 100 million dollars..pls do the needful
 
Jatland pe compliment paane ke liye kitne paisa khilane padte hain? Can someone do it for free or for a reasonable fees? I can't give more than 100 million dollars..pls do the needful

HA HA HA..... wow prashant..... now i guess compliments ki jhadi lag jayegi....;)
 
Oh, ok!

Jatland pe compliment paane ke liye kitne paisa khilane padte hain? Can someone do it for free or for a reasonable fees? I can't give more than 100 million dollars..pls do the needful

Well, this seems to be the price not worth it, but let me not turn stone hearted, I just cant ! I will do it. BTW, 100 Million Dollars must be remitted soon, just a pratice you see. Thanks in anticipation, while I draft an amazing, yummy compli, kindly arrange for the same ;)
 
Thats why I have always advised you to be simple Anil ! (Dont try to recall please...... ;))


NExt time i am doing some simulation , i will not look for a random number generator !!
I will ask you for a comment and would map that by a 1-1 function into my domain.

LEmma : I will have purely random numbers .
Proof : Since shweta's comment are perfectly random and my mapping is 1-1 and onto , hence the generated number will be perfectly random.

QED : Quite easily done !


:D:p
 
I am eagerly waiting to see that to whom the "BHARAT RATNA" award of Jatland will go:);):p..... or shall we call it the "JAT RATNA" Award !!!
 
Well, Anil when you will open a Company of yours, I can think about taking charge of your Company's basic statutory compliances, you seem to be so lucky !


Should we have a forward contract of your salary details ???:confused::D:p

See i am learning finance !!
thats y i tell my boss that these social networking sites are great !!!! ;) Putting theory into practice !!!:o
 
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