Chhori ka Batau

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ek baar ek chhori apne babu te bolli .... babu je mere ghani e taang hoti kaan khajoore ki dhaal ... er ghane e haath hote kali maai ki dhaal ..er ghane e sir hote te main kisi laagti .......

Beta nyu te bera na tu kisi laagti .. per tera bataoo benaan khaater ....Rawan dobara dharti pe bulana pedta .......
 
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sanjeetsparp said:
ek baar ek chhori apne babu te bolli .... babu je mere ghani e taang hoti kaan khajoore ki dhaal ... er ghane e haath hote kali maai ki dhaal ..er ghane e sir hote te main kisi laagti .......

Beta nyu te bera na tu kisi laagti .. per tera bataoo benaan Rawan dobara dhari pe bulana pedta .......
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Ye idea mera tha ji :cool::eek: .......... par maje ki :p arr jara si dukh ki :o baat yo akk manne ibbe bhi samajh konii aaya yo climax ka matbal "per tera bataoo benaan Rawan dobara dhari pe bulana pedta ...." :D:rolleyes::o
 
shwetadhaka said:
Ye idea mera tha ji :cool::eek: .......... par maje ki :p arr jara si dukh ki :o baat yo akk manne ibbe bhi samajh konii aaya yo climax ka matbal "per tera bataoo benaan Rawan dobara dhari pe bulana pedta ...." :D:rolleyes::o
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Iska matlab agar tum aisi hoti toh tumhara dulha ban ne ke liye Ravan ko dharti par fir se aana padta;)
 
shwetadhaka said:
Ye idea mera tha ji :cool::eek: .......... par maje ki :p arr jara si dukh ki :o baat yo akk manne ibbe bhi samajh konii aaya yo climax ka matbal "per tera bataoo benaan Rawan dobara dhari pe bulana pedta ...." :D:rolleyes::o
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yo chutkala bhi tere pe e tha .. bataoon aade te idea aate nahi ........ Gurgaon main tha jab te kime na kime charoon od ne hota rehya kerta
 
dkumars said:
Iska matlab agar tum aisi hoti toh tumhara dulha ban ne ke liye Ravan ko dharti par fir se aana padta;)
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Chalo shukra hai mai aisi nahi hoon :p.... bechaara Rawaan bach gaya ;) ....

par Sanjeet ji ye kai saari taang waala idea mera tha, mujhe harjaana do mera idea use kiya aapne :mad::( ...... na te mai ghanni khatarnaak soon .... kadde fer kaho bataaya na tha :cool::cool:
 
shwetadhaka said:
Chalo shukra hai mai aisi nahi hoon :p.... bechaara Rawaan bach gaya ;) ....

par Sanjeet ji ye kai saari taang waala idea mera tha, mujhe harjaana do mera idea use kiya aapne :mad::( ...... na te mai ghanni khatarnaak soon .... kadde fer kaho bataaya na tha :cool::cool:
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ek J.K. Rowling ude maran laag reha hai harry potter likh ke ....... koi na aade bhi tax kaat lyo ..... yo samota de de kisi ke kedhaawni maa te melaai chhor ke
 
shwetadhaka said:
Mai nai bol rahi ab :mad: ..... muje samajh nahi aati aapki aadhi baat to :(
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hahahhaha ib prashant ki baat manoo ke teri ... wo te keh tha tu haryanvi main PhD ker ri hai ........ meaning yo tha .. ki mukesh kisi ke din ke doodh se malaai utar ke de dega .... aapke idea ki keemat ke avej main ....
 
sanjeetsparp said:
hahahhaha ib prashant ki baat manoo ke teri ... wo te keh tha tu haryanvi main PhD ker ri hai ........ meaning yo tha .. ki mukesh kisi ke din ke doodh se malaai utar ke de dega .... aapke idea ki keemat ke avej main ....
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Dono ki baat maano ..... dekho mai PHd kar rahi hoon ..... par maine kitaab khol ke nahi dekhi na abhi tak :D ...... ek baar Doctor ban jau .... khol lungi .... :p...... to mera bhai kyo malai la ke dega, aapka tax hai aap bharo na !
 
Bhai rai Ahlawat !!

Bera sai mannai ke laagai sai !!

Daacter nai bata raakhi sai thaare tanhi aak 5 -5 min mai Jatland pai chutkale chaapta rai .. chahe chutkala - Chutkala ho yah na ho !!! Plz dont take it otherwise but u try to create laughter out of nothing !!!!
 
dreamer said:
Bera sai mannai ke laagai sai !!

Daacter nai bata raakhi sai thaare tanhi aak 5 -5 min mai Jatland pai chutkale chaapta rai .. chahe chutkala - Chutkala ho yah na ho !!! Plz dont take it otherwise but u try to create laughter out of nothing !!!!
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are yaar Ravi ...................... aade madraas main aake idea bhi bekaar hoge ...... koi naye naye dhyaan main nahi aate ........................... bore ho ke kuch na kuch likh dyun soon .......... ek wo pangaal aaya tha kuch din ib te wo bhi bhaaj gya ......... aade kime na likhoon te halchal nahi hoti .. koi aake dekhta nahi ......................................

koi na thode din main gurgaon aaoonga to pher naye naye idea suru ho jyaange ....... till than wait for some good jokes
 
sanjeetsparp said:
are yaar Ravi ...................... aade madraas main aake idea bhi bekaar hoge ...... koi naye naye dhyaan main nahi aate ........................... bore ho ke kuch na kuch likh dyun soon .......... ek wo pangaal aaya tha kuch din ib te wo bhi bhaaj gya ......... aade kime na likhoon te halchal nahi hoti .. koi aake dekhta nahi ......................................

koi na thode din main gurgaon aaoonga to pher naye naye idea suru ho jyaange ....... till than wait for some good jokes
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Bhai itna bhi thaali na baithhya karai ... fer kaam karan ki aadat choot jya gi ... :p
 
dkumars said:
Bhai itna bhi thaali na baithhya karai ... fer kaam karan ki aadat choot jya gi ... :p
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bhai thaali kona baith reha ............................ kaam te chaal e reha hai ..... per hindi bolaniye aade e hain ......

in madraasiyaan ki hindi main bhi fees maaf hai or angreji bolte nahi .. .duki ho gya .....

chalo main bhi test ker reha tha minimum level kitna ja sake hai jokes ka .... main bhi test ker reha tha ...... ib saare is te uper aale aawainge .......
 
Nahi Sanjeet lage raho, ye sab to khamkha comments kare sain, humor to katee band hojaga tere bina. ye devendar ne to renovation kara liya photoo bhee badal dee aur signature bhee
 
sanjeetsparp said:
Bhaiyo tam itne dukhi hoge so laage hai ....... ke main mil gya te tam meri sootkiyaan khaal taroge ..........
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renuchoudhary said:
Nahi Sanjeet lage raho, ye sab to khamkha comments kare sain, humor to katee band hojaga tere bina. ye devendar ne to renovation kara liya photoo bhee badal dee aur signature bhee
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Na na aisi koi baat nahi ... mai toh bahut mast ho kar padhta hoon iske chukale ... khaas taur se iski haryanavi chutkale se jyada chutkala hoti hai ... majja aa ja hai bhai katti ... diye jaa isse isse bumb aur bhi :)
 
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