Tau on Buss

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Once Tau boarded a buss. Bus was very much crowded. On looking around tau found dirvers seat vacant and quickly grabbed it. After some time the dirver came and asked Tau to vacate the seat. Tau as usual refused to part with the seat. The driver politely said, "Tau mene Bus chalani sai"( I have to drive the Buss). Tau replied," To phir mere sir pe baith ke chalawega, pechay baith ke nahi chalai jati" ( So you would dirve while sitting on my head, why don't you sit behind and drive). The driver said jokingly and politely, " Tau pechay baith ke chalayi to buss pchey jawagi" ( If I would drive from behind then it would go back). Tau answered " Hammn !!, tu mene bewkuf samaj rekhya sai, mene bera sai, bus main to ek ulta gear bhi hoya kere" (You think i am a fool, I know that there is a reverse gear also in the buss.
 
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With due apologies, Monica ji. Many jokes have been repeated here a hundred times. There is no harm in writing in one’s own words or in a different style. There is no copyright on writing jokes as they are so common and are nobody’s personal property.

But this one is a sheer copy-paste from an earlier thread (No. 1 cited below) in this very forum – only some lines have been marked ‘bold’. This practice only increases the number of threads, nothing else. If we like a joke written several years ago and want others to read it afresh, the best way is to request a moderator to unlock the thread. After this, a post can be written on it and thread comes up on top, hence the readership of that particular thread increases.

1. Tau on Buss (By Virender Singh dated 27 November 2002)

2. tau ki seat (By Amit Narwal dated 22 April 2007)

3. <<Tau>> (by Mansi Chhillar dated 31 May 2007)

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DND Ji...bura manna maaniye Paleeej....aap nai bera sai na mai aapki kitni respect karu su...maadi si liberty legi:D
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With due apologies, Monica ji. Many jokes have been repeated here a hundred times. There is no harm in writing in one’s own words or in a different style. There is no copyright on writing jokes as they are so common and are nobody’s personal property.

But this one is a sheer copy-paste from an earlier thread (No. 1 cited below) in this very forum – only some lines have been marked ‘bold’. This practice only increases the number of threads, nothing else. If we like a joke written several years ago and want others to read it afresh, the best way is to request a moderator to unlock the thread. After this, a post can be written on it and thread comes up on top, hence the readership of that particular thread increases.

1. Tau on Buss (By Virender Singh dated 27 November 2002)

2. tau ki seat (By Amit Narwal dated 22 April 2007)

3. <<Tau>> (by Mansi Chhillar dated 31 May 2007)

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Bhinn Ki Bhinn

Mera bhi kimmey issa e khyaal sei...

Laagey sei DND uncle ji, Google aalyan tein bhi powerful server le re sein...erbaddi Xray machine... er jo koye naya taaga likhey... uski GHAITTY ne daboch ke... Xray mein de diya krein..... Je bach gya te theek... na te 5-7 link ... :D
DND Ji...bura manna maaniye Paleeej....aap nai bera sai na mai aapki kitni respect karu su...maadi si liberty lega :D



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Oops....hamarey Search Engine Mr.Doodle kamaal ke hain....1 nahi 2 nahi 3-3 link gerr diye....killkiiiiiiiiiii@ google/ froogle/doodle

DND Ji...bura manna maaniye Paleeej....aap nai bera sai na mai aapki kitni respect karu su...maadi si liberty legi:D
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monica24 said:
Once Tau boarded a buss. Bus was very much crowded. On looking around tau found dirvers seat vacant and quickly grabbed it. After some time the dirver came and asked Tau to vacate the seat. Tau as usual refused to part with the seat. The driver politely said, "Tau mene Bus chalani sai"( I have to drive the Buss). Tau replied," To phir mere sir pe baith ke chalawega, pechay baith ke nahi chalai jati" ( So you would dirve while sitting on my head, why don't you sit behind and drive). The driver said jokingly and politely, " Tau pechay baith ke chalayi to buss pchey jawagi" ( If I would drive from behind then it would go back). Tau answered " Hammn !!, tu mene bewkuf samaj rekhya sai, mene bera sai, bus main to ek ulta gear bhi hoya kere" (You think i am a fool, I know that there is a reverse gear also in the buss.
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monica...translate karne ke liye shukriya....:D
joke was indeed pure and original..aise to yahan kissi bhi link mein nahi sunaya kissi nei.........
plz aur sunao na.......:p
u realy have gud flair of humor....esp haryanvi jokes....
keep rocking :rock

and plz ignore these altu faltu ke log.....u know "shu-ta"(hooda madam) and lillu(anil).......yeh log jokes ko waste karr dete hain, iidhar uudhar ki baat karke......;)
 
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Keshav Ji aap keh rahe ho to jarur kimme khass baat hogi....waise hume to deekhi nhai:p:pWe(me N Leel) are hopeless....u know cant find anything in humorous joke:tamatar:D
 
Thanx keshav...chalo himayat lene ke liye koi to aaya..ibb tanne kahi hai to idhar-udhar le logon ki baat nhi sunugi:D
 
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Thanx keshav..chalo kisi ne to himayat li...ibb tu keh hai to main bhi idhar-udhar ke logon ki nhi sunungi:D:D
aur issi tarah jokes bhejungi kyun thik kahi na:):)
 
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Thanx keshav...chalo himayat lene ke liye koi to aaya..ibb tanne kahi hai to idhar-udhar le logon ki baat nhi sunugi:D
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"sunugi" <<< is it also some kinda joke :eek:.....or does it imply the same person logged in thru 2 diff accounts.......thya gya/gayi :p....kheir baaki to berra na joke tei thik tha.....baaki raaam jaanei.....
 
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