Tau on Buss

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haan MOnica, jyada discourage mat hona..
joke was a fresh air of breath,,kayi dino se yahan ghutan ho rai thi..
or thnx for translating,,,meri haryanvi/hindi thodi weak hai:)

keep purring

*pouring!!:)
monica24 said:
Thanx keshav..chalo kisi ne to himayat li...ibb tu keh hai to main bhi idhar-udhar ke logon ki nhi sunungi:D:D
aur issi tarah jokes bhejungi kyun thik kahi na:):)
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monica24 said:
Its not a fake ID , by mistake i was logged in ...vikas chahar is my brother
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obviously....chill and take it easy....thats was a bit of leg pulling.....
but as I said....the joke was gud.....
And I understand how it takes initially to start at jland.....and then people tend to throw on mixed comments +ve and -ve both.....

laagi reh...nyu-e sonaye ja........
U are going gr88 guns
 
Kehna kya chahte ho aap? Kya aapney inn laal harfon ka use pehle nahi kiya:p:pDeeps aap bhi lo ak taza timatarr:tamatar
deeps said:
haan MOnica, jyada discourage mat hona..
joke was a fresh air of breath,,kayi dino se yahan ghutan ho rai thi..
or thnx for translating,,,meri haryanvi/hindi thodi weak hai:)

keep purring

*pouring!!:)
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Oh my God :tamatar:) what a hilarious joke,,,
and the translating is quite handsumly done:thappad,,,

thanks for the gr8 joke;)

one more thing , Monica,,, ur sense of humour is just mindblowing n out of this world,,,:rock

baaki Sunita er anil ki baataan ka bura mat maniyo,, er nu bhi " MUSHAL KA MEEH MAI K BIJANAA ":p

I think u understand this quote.


monica24 said:
Once Tau boarded a buss. Bus was very much crowded. On looking around tau found dirvers seat vacant and quickly grabbed it. After some time the dirver came and asked Tau to vacate the seat. Tau as usual refused to part with the seat. The driver politely said, "Tau mene Bus chalani sai"( I have to drive the Buss). Tau replied," To phir mere sir pe baith ke chalawega, pechay baith ke nahi chalai jati" ( So you would dirve while sitting on my head, why don't you sit behind and drive). The driver said jokingly and politely, " Tau pechay baith ke chalayi to buss pchey jawagi" ( If I would drive from behind then it would go back). Tau answered " Hammn !!, tu mene bewkuf samaj rekhya sai, mene bera sai, bus main to ek ulta gear bhi hoya kere" (You think i am a fool, I know that there is a reverse gear also in the buss.
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sabjji ki dhukan

sunitahooda said:
Kehna kya chahte ho aap? Kya aapney inn laal harfon ka use pehle nahi kiya:p:pDeeps aap bhi lo ak taza timatarr:tamatar
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sunitaji mane lage sain apki sabjji ki dhukan sain, bhaut timatarr maroo so, bhaut mahaenge ho re sain ye
 
theek kaho so aap....Odd badda maanas ke jhooth boll sake sai:p:rolleyes:arrr sabzi ki dukaan nahi manne ek bai PET CLINIC bi chalaya tha....saarey kuttey bhaj gey aaj lag gudgaamey ki sadkaan pai bhajje haandey sain;):p:p
raka said:
sunitaji mane lage sain apki sabjji ki dhukan sain, bhaut timatarr maroo so, bhaut mahaenge ho re sain ye
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raka said:
sunitaji mane lage sain apki sabjji ki dhukan sain, bhaut timatarr maroo so, bhaut mahaenge ho re sain ye
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hmmmm...theek kaho so aap....Odd badda maanas ke jhooth boll sake sai
mazaakiya bhi bahut hain....ID ke aage bass do baar "S" aur laag jaye......rakass <<<<
 
sunitahooda said:
theek kaho so aap....Odd badda maanas ke jhooth boll sake sai:p:rolleyes:arrr sabzi ki dukaan nahi manne ek bai PET CLINIC bi chalaya tha....saarey kuttey bhaj gey aaj lag gudgaamey ki sadkaan pai bhajje haandey sain;):p:p
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pet clinic tha ya pet katan ki dhukan jo saare aare gurgaame m aa gaye
 
sunitahooda said:
:boxing Keshav aa ja ghullengey:p
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shu tu kimme ghulhan ka zikaar karre thi.....yu tarlla bhai dekh ke khawei sei, yu nyu soch gya ke yu aoud badda saari haan sahi baat-e khawei sei....

raka said:
ek-e baat sain keshu tha_thi dhonua berga a sain. maine issa lagge sain jannu yo keshu biddia ke purre ki parchi me likrra ho
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phunjadd aale bhai tu tei jalle sei mere tei.....terra comment >>
chaal iib nyun nei holle
 
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Mai na chuskoon kati bi....ladayi maachgi tai mera latest impression kharaab ho jaga....arr bataeu roossega woh nyara.....:D:p
keshavdahiya said:
shu tu kimme ghulhan ka zikaar karre thi.....yu tarlla bhai dekh ke khawei sei, yu nyu soch gya ke yu aoud badda saari haan sahi baat-e khawei sei....


phunjadd aale bhai tu tei jalle sei mere tei.....terra comment >>
chaal iib nyun nei holle
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