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trueblueindian said:
daeikhiye kadddey tuddey ki tralliyiy terrey pae paddd jya .... sannns bhi naaa aawe bidddu .... makkkha sambhal key dost
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Bhai tudde ka tai bungga baandh raakhya sai bhai saahb nai. Arr naa tai tuda hamne bhi jaliya lena aawai hai. saani si bheni bhi jaanu soon makka mere dost kade kyahe fatoor mein ho. Aapka shar hoya doosra reply hai yo... hahaha ... anyways chill man ... tudda na padde mere pai ... arr bhai maan padd bhi jaa tai ke... kisaan ke upar tudda na pade ga ke tai baaniya pai padega... kisan/haali kaa tai kaam hi tude/maati mein lath path hona hai ... angerez kisan(faaaaaaarmeraaaaa) ka bera nahi :):D
 
dkumars said:
Bhai tudde ka tai bungga baandh raakhya sai bhai saahb nai. Arr naa tai tuda hamne bhi jaliya lena aawai hai. saani si bheni bhi jaanu soon makka mere dost kade kyahe fatoor mein ho. Aapka shar hoya doosra reply hai yo... hahaha ... anyways chill man ... tudda na padde mere pai ... arr bhai maan padd bhi jaa tai ke... kisaan ke upar tudda na pade ga ke tai baaniya pai padega... kisan/haali kaa tai kaam hi tude/maati mein lath path hona hai ... angerez kisan(faaaaaaarmeraaaaa) ka bera nahi :):D
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farmaraaaa ka tae humne bhi nahi berra apar ... yaaa 1-2 ki counting konya aamti bhai humne ...... arrr na isssi koi plannning dikhti door dooor tak ...

rahi fatooor ki baaat tae bhai aaaj raaat supney mei usssney bhi khaaad liye .... apni seahat pae koi pharak nahi padta ... infact u chill out dude ... mazaaak nae mazzzzk aae rahan diya karrro .... wy getting personel ..... and for wot ???

rahi baaat kisaaan arrrr tudey ka sambandh woh tou sabney berra sei ... apar baaat bhari aud trallli ki thi na ki khinddhey aud tuddey ki .... jae aap usne sambharan laag gaey :p
 
keshavdahiya said:
bhai yeh tamattr na millein uddei melle mein....donu bhai uss jhulle mein baithange jitt uprra talli ho jaya karre saara saudaa.....er baaki manne bikki tei passs manga liye sein......gubharre phodne sein...tyaaar holle bash....:p
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tuuu gubharre phodiyea mei tae usss mom battti nae bhujaunga jo apney aap hawa tae bhujh jya sei ...... :p

thanks in advance to vikki bhaya
 
trueblueindian said:
farmaraaaa ka tae humne bhi nahi berra apar ... yaaa 1-2 ki counting konya aamti bhai humne ...... arrr na isssi koi plannning dikhti door dooor tak ...

rahi fatooor ki baaat tae bhai aaaj raaat supney mei usssney bhi khaaad liye .... apni seahat pae koi pharak nahi padta ... infact u chill out dude ... mazaaak nae mazzzzk aae rahan diya karrro .... wy getting personel ..... and for wot ???

rahi baaat kisaaan arrrr tudey ka sambandh woh tou sabney berra sei ... apar baaat bhari aud trallli ki thi na ki khinddhey aud tuddey ki .... jae aap usne sambharan laag gaey :p
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hahahaha... sahi kaha bhai saahb ji ... may be problem frm my side... khair maine bhi sab majjak mein hi kaha tha .,.. shayad aapko achha nahi laga .. chalo chodo aur cheers uss sapne waali ke liyeeeeee ... hehe:rock
 
dkumars said:
hahahaha... sahi kaha bhai saahb ji ... may be problem frm my side... khair maine bhi sab majjak mein hi kaha tha .,.. shayad aapko achha nahi laga .. chalo chodo aur cheers uss sapne waali ke liyeeeeee ... hehe:rock
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hahahhaha yeah privillage bhi aapkey paaas hai ..... hum tae hakikat aali ki gael aae thik sei .... i mean my better half :) .... isss liye shayad yahan koi suppna bhi share na kerrya .....

P.S. - kesssu ki gael US key beaches pey ghummman ka supppna jarur aa jaya kaddi kadaar ... berrra na berrri kad humney bhi hannndda key laawega .... :p
 
trueblueindian said:
hahahhaha yeah privillage bhi aapkey paaas hai ..... hum tae hakikat aali ki gael aae thik sei .... i mean my better half :) .... isss liye shayad yahan koi suppna bhi share na kerrya .....

P.S. - kesssu ki gael US key beaches pey ghummman ka supppna jarur aa jaya kaddi kadaar ... berrra na berrri kad humney bhi hannndda key laawega .... :p
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Bhai saahb jisko hakkikat aali ho hai usse waah hi dikhegi ... arr jo koi aur dekhan ki koshish karri tai maar litar maar ltar sapne thikaane pai laa degi... ye supne saapne tai raande aadmiyaa tahi hai ... kadde buggi khench lo chaahe opera mein prity zinta nai dekh lo :):thappad
 
dkumars said:
Bhai saahb jisko hakkikat aali ho hai usse waah hi dikhegi ... arr jo koi aur dekhan ki koshish karri tai maar litar maar ltar sapne thikaane pai laa degi... ye supne saapne tai raande aadmiyaa tahi hai ... kadde buggi khench lo chaahe opera mein prity zinta nai dekh lo :):thappad
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hahahahha kahi mannney bhi yaaa aae thi ... apar aapney zara hakikat ka rang bhar diya .......:rock kaaafi bhayanak anjaama dikhayae diye aapki isss post mei ..... should serve as a warning for day dreamers . .. tikk jaaao hakikat aalo ... supnnney soch samajh key liya karrro zara :p
 
keshavdahiya said:
bhaya....manne bhi kaddei le chalogge ke na uss melle mein...?? :p
manne woh rung birange gubharre fodne sein bandoook tei....woh jittt nishaana kitte marro er gubharra koi aur phoot jya sei....killkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hahahahaa :D
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bhaiya aap bhi na bus...rehney hi do..!!:p:p
jab kehta hu toh chaltey nai ho...or meley mey bhaiya bandook bandd ho gai hain..aaj kal teer-kamaan ka fashion hai..!!:p:p uddey mrika main koi bheel community toh lyoo arr training le lyo koi nisaana laana sai tey..!!:D:D
 
rahultokas said:
Bhaiyaa... manney tai aankh band kartey hii.. Angoorii dikhann laag jaa sai.. :D:p
mere tai Peepnii duwaa degaa k meley mai tai... :D:p:rock
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aaja duwaaunga peepanney tanney...tu kuee main nai padd jaa ney...:p:D:D!!

arr iss angoorii ka jeena muskil kar raakha tanneyy..jaan dey bechari ney..!!
 
trueblueindian said:
Aur aapka kaam aae key sei ....

:thappadMELLYA MEI ISSA BHI HOYA KARREY KEY)

handddey jao paanh tae paaanh maartey bhaya ...
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sandessey...tum sab ho liyee kullang...kilkiii@kullang:D:D arr main tey sun ibbey chhottaa ha balak..tum jallo manna manney meley main jaamtey dekh key ney..thaarey taai main waa ley aaungaa buddhi k baal:p:p:D:D.
 
Kaal maadi si waari aankh meechi par mera pahalddey din ka supna chal paddya:oNarwal Ji....aankhliyan mai bhajatey lejan laag rey....arr manne dekh kai daat kai bole....trolley mai sai madeek si jagah kittey fit ho jaa....Mai boli Umhu....paachey tai khidwa si paddi sai:pmai tai mud-gurarad pai baithungi....arr mai baiithgi...maade door challey the....Bahadargarh baddtey police check post pai Thana Prabhari Satyeshwar Singh Ji nai danda deekha kai rokk liye:)arr Narwal Ji nai bolley- Rey TURREY AALEY ke bhar rya sai iss laddhey mai Narwal Ji....Nayi Tractor Trolley sai arr APNI(jor de kai) Ladha manna kaho....Bolle Ji....baalak-cheelak sain Baghpat mai Gadh-Ganga nuhaan le jaun su....arr Thana Prabhari nai danda maarya tai Yash boll paddya...meeeeeee....meeeeee....meeeeeee(bakre ki awaz kaadh kai)Hairan ho kai bolle Rai ye baalk-cheelak sain akk bhedd-bakri...Narwal Ji- Ji sain tai Rakass pai inke ghitti mai gutha de kai ya aawaz kaadhann ki practice karawayi sia manne mashyan si....na tai ye maar killkiii bhaddak kar diya karein....:D:p:rock Thana Prabhari bolle rahan de batti maachan nai...girdda le ja iss rehdu nai...:Darr supna toot gya...arr trolly pai tai talle paddti haan meri chund-di bi ulajh kai paatgi..ladhaye tha wo
virendernarwal said:
" सीधी बात का सीधा जवाब "​

जैसे ही मैने आपणा ट्रैकटर-ट्राली घर तै गाळ कान्ही मोडया……मनै देख्या....दूर गली में कोई छ्म-छ्म करती आण लाग री सै…पांया में कुर्म की जूती….(मड्क दिलवाई हुई)…….पैरा में झांझण/पाजेब…रमझोल…कडे-छ्ल्लकडे….न्यौरी…..पौल्ली दार गिटकडे…दांती और पात्ती….ये हरे ओर लाल रंग में " 52 गज़ " का घाघरा…..और ढूंगे उपर चांदी की तागडी…जब्बेदार चांदी का नाडा…..कुडता/कुर्ता मलमल का…….घोटे-पेमक लाई होड जौधपुरी चुंदडी…..अर चुंदडी के पल्ले कै छाज़….हाथां में छंन्न-पछ्छेली….कांगणी…टोडर…..टाड/टांडिया….पांचों ऊगंलियों में हथफ़ूल…..गळे में……बडा सा हांसला…गलसरी….कंठी….झालरा….हारमाला और चंपाकली…..नाक में नाथ-डांडे जो कानों के उपर नै कान तक जा रे थे….नाक का छ्ल्ला….पुरळी में नाथ…..कानों मे कर्णफ़ूल…..बुजनी….. डांडे और बरेली के झुमके….बेस्सर/सार कानों से ले कर माथे तक….और माथे पै बोरळा/सार……(चुंदडी तै आगले कान्ही माथे पै उस “ बैटरी ” सी नै….बोरळा कहा करैं)…….सिर पै रंगीन इंडी…..और उसपै टोकणी-बंटा/दोघड….धरयाँ……जमा न्यूं मटक-मटक एक हूर-परी सी....;)...आण लाग री सै……नजदीक आई तै…मालूम पडया……या तै………." सुनीता हुड्डा " सै….मैं बोल्या “ मखा ”…सुनीता जी….....जडै इतने " किल्की टौल " वाले धोती/कुर्ते-पजामे में मैने आपणी ट्राली में ….जमा प्यार तै….:thappad...ओर पुचकार कै…..तूडे की डाळ ढूंस राखे सै….तनै भी कितै न कितै ते बिठाता…..इतना सांग रचण की तनै किमै जरूरत ना थी….!!!!
ये ट्रैक्टर-ट्राली आपणी ऎ तै थी…..कौन सा…." सुन्दरपुरियाँ " ....की मांग कै ल्या रा था….? जो उल्हाणा देते…..?
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ratheetheraist said:
sandessey...tum sab ho liyee kullang...kilkiii@kullang:D:D arr main tey sun ibbey chhottaa ha balak..tum jallo manna manney meley main jaamtey dekh key ney..thaarey taai main waa ley aaungaa buddhi k baal:p:p:D:D.
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oooo merrey naaanheeee ..... aaajya tannney puchkaaar dyu .... taaand sei .... :rock


PU ka melllla arrr bikkase ki pardhannni ... keesssu arrr sandessa bolley mauj ho gi nyaaari aaaj ..

khelley bandukkan tae arrr phodtaiaai gubbharey ..... marrrey kilkiiiii .... nyaaari ho ri sei baat

wah wah ...... wah wah

chakhhey budhapey mei hum donnnuya nae buddhli key baaaal ..... chisss isssi macchi bhitar mei key ... akkk kar lyaann din raaat bikassey ka gunnnn gaaan

wah wah ... waaah waaah


aaaya dev dahiya ..... kehewen sei akkk humney bhi khilaa lyo bhai ...

hum bhi kaaandhey uchka key bolley ..... hum sei VIP .... bikassey key inviteee ... jae lena ho rang tae ho ley tu bhi bikkasey key sang ....


keh sei kaka mahara .... marunga rehepttt 2 ginaaa dyunga 10 .... phataphat de dyu ya gubbharey phodaniya bandoook ... warna dikha dyunga thammm sab nae nyari aaae sandooook ....

bolllyaaaa ... gaaad dyunga .... kaaat dyunga jae na karan di thamney merrey mannn ki .... aarrey kassiyon aajao hum sab shammmil howe aeeek aaae sunpney mei .... basss yaaa aae thannn gi ....

bolley hum sabbbb ..... nahi koi nyara saudda ... sei mahara man bhi gubbharey barga .... nishana kittey aur .... phuttey koi aur ... ajaya kaka ... terri aae banduk arrr terrey aae nakli charrey .... hum tae sei sadda aae terrey ...

bollli sunitaaa .... akk dekhya naya supnaaa ... sarrey bharrrey sei koollli ... nahi koi nayara .... dekh dekh sabney ... bharey sei duniya humkaaraaa


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hahahaha oohle......:D shu' pher tanne uss thana prabharri tei kimme baat karri ke nahi.......kya aap yakin sei keh sakte ho ki wahan "bagh ji" hi the.....


sunitahooda said:
Thana Prabhari bolle rahan de batti maachan nai...girdda le ja iss rehdu nai...arr supna toot gya...arr trolly pai tai talle paddti haan meri chund-di bi ulajh kai paatgi..ladhaye tha wo
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waise aankh band karre paache diikhya tei manne bhi Narwal ji karein aajkal...lekin situation kime aur-e sei.....purri tei mein iib ke bataun.....lekin bash baat samjh liyo saare.....
woh chaumasse(Rainy season) mein jibb bhinn-bhinn prakaar ke maachar er khidwaa ho jyan sei tei diwaar pei "chipkalli"(Lizard) nyu sochya karre ke aaahaa jii saa aagya.....kunn sei "maachar"(mosquitoe) nei khaun ....er weh maacher bhi ghanne uuutt .....flight leke uss chipkalli dhorre jawein er pher chutkii bharr ke uud jawein ...chipkalli ke kimme thyatta haath nahi ...bash wah chikalli raazi-raazi diwaar pei nyun tei nyun hannde jya karre .......nyu sochti kei maacher control karr raakhe sein...
 
ye kya chipkalli aur machhar ki baat laga rakhi hai.mana ki aajkal tu different type ke janwara ke baare me padan lag raha hai .par tane yu jatland er padai kukar uljha puljha diyye:boxing.er gela ulajh puljh kar diye diye hamare adarniya narwal ji chipkalli er machhar ki ladai me:thappad
keshavdahiya said:
hahahaha oohle......:D shu' pher tanne uss thana prabharri tei kimme baat karri ke nahi.......kya aap yakin sei keh sakte ho ki wahan "bagh ji" hi the.....





waise aankh band karre paache diikhya tei manne bhi Narwal ji karein aajkal...lekin situation kime aur-e sei.....purri tei mein iib ke bataun.....lekin bash baat samjh liyo saare.....
woh chaumasse(Rainy season) mein jibb bhinn-bhinn prakaar ke maachar er khidwaa ho jyan sei tei diwaar pei "chipkalli"(Lizard) nyu sochya karre ke aaahaa jii saa aagya.....kunn sei "maachar"(mosquitoe) nei khaun ....er weh maacher bhi ghanne uuutt .....flight leke uss chipkalli dhorre jawein er pher chutkii bharr ke uud jawein ...chipkalli ke kimme thyatta haath nahi ...bash wah chikalli raazi-raazi diwaar pei nyun tei nyun hannde jya karre .......nyu sochti kei maacher control karr raakhe sein...
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