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[solankimk]

Sunita -----" Pakkai Jatni"

Bhaio
Sunita hi hai Pakki Jatni
isko he puruskar dedo Tampatra key Saath

kisi JaT SIROMANI KEY KAR KAMLO SE

Sab nai haath jodd kai Ram Ram....nyu tai bera na yo ke saang sai par manne bera sai akk ghannkhariye baar mai pakki Jatni honn ka namoona tai deekha chuki....Manne apni sanskriti/Rahan-sahan/lattey-chaal arr Toomma tai itna pyaar sai akk mai aade bata na sakti....deekha saku su....mera fotu dekh liyo profile pai....Yo daaman manne do bai apni office ki party mai paharya tha jit corporate world ke arr mahri company ke worldwide heads/director arr Chairman takk maoujoud the....Manne sarey "HATT JA TAU PAACHEY NAI" pai sarey nacha diye the....arr thadhey meeh mai bi koye na datte thaArr jab mahre MD nai nyu kahi-" Sunita i want to see you dressed like this everyday in office" tai manne apaney JATNI honn pai kitna GHAMAND hoya hoga ya baat ek SACHA JAT arr PAKKI JATNIYE samajh sakke sai....Arr mere mai marodd to saiye sai....Narmmi sai jo mai sahi jagah deekhaya karu....arr Jhannatteydaar rahaptta jai kisse ki karrdaayi aari ho tai

 

[ritu]

aapne paathe the thaare konni tera bhai naat gya nu bola eb tu bus tikkad hi paath le ve hi bahut hai.hehehehhe

Bhabhi ye chat pe gose apne ghara pathe the k mhare??????

 

[ritu]

ver nice preety.my vote goes to you

Sabne meri Ram-Ram,
Mera naam preety se or mai byahi-thyahi su.Mai 30 saal ki su.maine yo miss arr mr jatland aala saang dekhya arr maine bera patya ak mr ghane se or miss kam se tai maine bhi sochi ak mai bhi isme apna naam likhwa lu.ib mai nue bhi bata du su ak mai pakki/asli jatni kukar su...........


mai dilli me Dwarka me rahu su or udde bhi bhains rakhu su.apni bhains ne building me sabte niche aale ke chote se garden me bandhya karu ar iske badle me donu time un tai thoda dudh or tadkai sheet de diya karu.

building ki sabte upper aali chhaat pe gosse pathya karu or gobbar ki hail ne lift me le ke jaaya karu.koi batti naak sikode te usne pyar te upper le jya ke usse pe gosse pathwa diya karu.koi ghana bole te muh paache kholya karu ar rahpta pahlya maara karu.or koi kitni bhi angreji bol le mai te apni theth jatu mai e bolya karu.vo maine angreji sikhave na sikhave par mai usne jattu jarur sikha diya karu.

24 ghante apne muh pe te dhaata(ghunghat) nahi hatan diya karu.or koi meri saasu ne aunti kah de te usne isa kar diya karu ak vo fer usne TAAYI kahe bina na bole.maine apni saasu pure sector me TAAYI ke naam te parsidh kar rakhi se.or maine jataniya aali saari gaali aave se.or bhi ghani baat se mere me jataniya aali par ke-ke bataun.ib te itni e bhateri or fer jarut padegi te bata dungi.....................

ib bera patya asli/pakki jatni ka matbal???
asli/pakki jatni = puri dadagiri

or Samar ib mera naam likh liye apne is contest me achha.........:rock

 

[ritu]

proof laage hai tere dhorre hai ja taahi maange hai mhara bhi.bhar de aapni entry bhi kyu shramaave hai.

Bahut badiya Ritu Ji or Preety Ji ...
Pls apna apna ek fotu tang do yahan ..
or proof k liye ek attachment bi
fir vote den tai assani si hojagi humne ...

 

[ajayverma1973]

Rakesse

Bhabhi ye chat pe gose apne ghara pathe the k mhare??????

Hi Rakesh,

Ghane dina main dikya, sab theek hai na

 

[ritu]

hahahahaha

kiska fottu mangvaave se? participants ka ak chautth ka jo in ne paatth raakhya se? :rock

 

[preety]

Bhaio
Sunita hi hai Pakki Jatni
isko he puruskar dedo Tampatra key Saath

kisi JaT SIROMANI KEY KAR KAMLO SE

kyon SOLANKI JI aap ne mahare me ke kami laagi?

 

[preety]

kiska fottu mangvaave se? participants ka ak chautth ka jo in ne paatth raakhya se? :rock

jyanka kahoge us e ka taang denge.aap batao choth ka dekhna hai ki mahara?

 

[jitendershooda]

Bitodyan ka udhghattan

http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24678

Arrey Sanjeet .... aaiye bhai ... ye jatni ghani mehanat kar rahi sein hade ... aaiye bhai ... karaiye ek ek karke inke bitodyan ke bhi udghattan.

 

[preety]

Likh bhai samar inka to pehli likh.. je nai likha hai to rahpta padega wo alag upar se thepadi aur thapani padengi

hahahaha , daro mat

 

[rakeshsehrawat]

aapne paathe the thaare konni tera bhai naat gya nu bola eb tu bus tikkad hi paath le ve hi bahut hai.hehehehhe

Bhabhi yo contast m/s k liye hai ......... dekh bhai tanne ghana e pyar kare hai tere haatha k gobar lagya hoya dekh bhi nahi sakta .:tamatar

 

[anilsinghd]

Here goes my faarum cum mini auto biography


--baalakpan main maine kanche,bitti banda,maaram pitti ,peethu err bijjo
bandari etc etc sab dhal ke khel khele hain..
teejan par paatdi par khada hokar sabse unchi peeng bhi badhai hai
gharna roj kisse na kisse ka uulhana aaya rehya karta..


--skool er college main bahut ullbaad kari..holi ke bahane jin balkann
ghelya nahi bana karti unke sabke kolde pyaa karte:thappad..err essi
chakron main skool err collge t kahi baar suspend bhi hona pada..


--sport ki baat karo to sare khel badiya tariya khlene aate hain especialy
basketball and ghusand payam(boxing).:boxing

--rohtak aali JLN nahar ke pul(bridge)l ke uppar t khub daank maari hain
err sharat laga kara kar ek seedh main wa nahar kayi baar paar bhi kari
hai.
ek baar nuye hi sharat laga kar 1 kilo taya aud desi ghee pee gaya
tha..wa alag baat hai ek baad main kayi din daston ka zor raha tha


--kheton main bhi khub kassi bhaja rakhi hai..raat ke paani ke oosre par
jana,doli baanna,eenkh(sugarcane) nalana se lekar dhaanan(rice) main
ghaadul karna etc sab kaam badiya tariya kar rakhe hain


--ghar ke kaam jukar gandasse pherna,shani bhena,hukka bharna,apne
balud(oxen) pe khanagariya karan ki machine bhi pher rakhi hain..
paali ban k bhains ki chara rakhi hain.
baki bhains nayi karan le jana..byaavana eer pher uski zer kaadun aale
suggley kaam bhi karen hain...


--jhoota baggi,raihdaa ,tractor se lekar apne mama ka 14 tyra aala
truck bhi chala rakhya hai..


--rookhan(tress) par chud kar khub kachi aambi err jaamun bhi kha rakhyi
hain.

--gharney chinaai ke tem par masala banana rakhya hai..oobran(store)
main safedi karan ki paractice bhi kar rakhyi hai


--doomaan ki tariya naachna to nahi aata pher bhi byah shaddi main
haath paan hila kiya karun:rock

--doosran ke roole main bud kar apne haad godde bhi fudwaa rakhye hain
aur auran ke sur bhi fodd rakhye hain


--bumbai ke beach par firangeeyon ki jattu main class bhi le rakhyi hain.


--dufter main friday ko dholla kurta pajama err jutti gaad kaar chala jaya
karun err sari hana JL chaupal ki leeli screen open rehen ke karan mere
project manager hamesha maine mr. jatland boy kah kar bulata hai.


Mere khyal t next round main qualify hon taahi etna kafi hai..baki kaarnaame aagle round main suna dunga.

DISCLAIMER:The above informationis 16 aane sachi err eska kisi bhi jaat bhai ki zindagi se nata hona bahut aam baat hai..I alwaz belev ki zindagi ek bar milti hai jo bhi karna hai es main karlo nahi to baat main pacstaava reh jaga.

Tejveer

Kati original ar ghana andy !!!

kare tai ghane-e-kaam manne bhi sain lekin is bhai ke muqaable ke koni !!!!


My vote for him !

 

[sunitahooda]

Vote na hoyi jannu revddi hogi....urey-parrey na bagata haandey sai

Kati original ar ghana andy !!!

kare tai ghane-e-kaam manne bhi sain lekin is bhai ke muqaable ke koni !!!!


My vote for him !

 

[dahiyask]

name-ritu sehrawat
maiden name-ritu tomar
pihar-sunput
susrad-guddgama
work exp-gobar batorne te lake tasle ki hail sar pe dhar ke seedia(lakdi aali)te chaat tak le jaake gobbar thepaddi er golle bana raakhe se.khet me kassi te leke khurpa daratti sab istemal kar raakhe hai.shaani er khal bhen te leke gandaase me barsham kaat raakhi hai.ha er dudh haare me tata karan te leke gossa me tikade bana raakhe hai er chulhe me roti.nachan gaan me te geeta me mhaare gahar hi sabte pahla bulava aaya karta ek os vijje ki chorri n jarur bulayio na te raunk si na laage.nirre batashe er bakkli kha rakhi hai geeta ki.er ha pudde er gulgule khub badiya banliya karu er baajre ki roti er churma.
ha aur thosse dikha dikha ke ladna bhi avve hai mane.

i hope mera farm late nahi hoya hoga.

Ritu ji maine to kahoon su ke is Jatland pe tere te pakki koi jatni nahi hai. je main to judge hota na te aapke sir pe taj rakh deta MS jatland ka. aur janti ho us taj me ke hota ek 2 man kis gobar ki hel. hahahahah

 

[dahiyask]

Sabne meri Ram-Ram,
Mera naam preety se or mai byahi-thyahi su.Mai 30 saal ki su.maine yo miss arr mr jatland aala saang dekhya arr maine bera patya ak mr ghane se or miss kam se tai maine bhi sochi ak mai bhi isme apna naam likhwa lu.ib mai nue bhi bata du su ak mai pakki/asli jatni kukar su...........


mai dilli me Dwarka me rahu su or udde bhi bhains rakhu su.apni bhains ne building me sabte niche aale ke chote se garden me bandhya karu ar iske badle me donu time un tai thoda dudh or tadkai sheet de diya karu.

building ki sabte upper aali chhaat pe gosse pathya karu or gobbar ki hail ne lift me le ke jaaya karu.koi batti naak sikode te usne pyar te upper le jya ke usse pe gosse pathwa diya karu.koi ghana bole te muh paache kholya karu ar rahpta pahlya maara karu.or koi kitni bhi angreji bol le mai te apni theth jatu mai e bolya karu.vo maine angreji sikhave na sikhave par mai usne jattu jarur sikha diya karu.

24 ghante apne muh pe te dhaata(ghunghat) nahi hatan diya karu.or koi meri saasu ne aunti kah de te usne isa kar diya karu ak vo fer usne TAAYI kahe bina na bole.maine apni saasu pure sector me TAAYI ke naam te parsidh kar rakhi se.or maine jataniya aali saari gaali aave se.or bhi ghani baat se mere me jataniya aali par ke-ke bataun.ib te itni e bhateri or fer jarut padegi te bata dungi.....................

ib bera patya asli/pakki jatni ka matbal???
asli/pakki jatni = puri dadagiri

or Samar ib mera naam likh liye apne is contest me achha.........:rock

Preeti bebe tere te to Jatland ka first prize dena padega nahi to tu un sab ki isi tishi kar degi

 

[anilsinghd]

Vote na hoyi jannu revddi hogi....urey-parrey na bagata haandey sai

maka sunita ji , ek mr , ar ek ms category mein to de hi sakoon soon vote


waise bhi itni postaan mein kisne key bera paatey sai !!!

he he he he


aapko to sabse pehle diya tha vote

 

[spdeshwal]

Vote na hoyi jannu revddi hogi....urey-parrey na bagata haandey sai

Sunita ji aap itni nirash naa ho, yo to sirf elimination round sai
aapke bina final round na ho sakta!

Pahle round mein , maine aapki bajaay Ritu ji ko vote iss liye diya thaa kyoki aapne Gobbar aale department ko smbhalne ka experience nahi tha!

Vaise bhi Modern Jaatni ka Title to aapko hi mil sakta hai, basharte Seema( Sindhu) ji enn mauke pe aake aapko challange naa karden. Vaise Preety ji bhi aapko poori takkar dene ki tayyari mein dikhati hein!

Happy Friendly Contest!

 

[spdeshwal]

Bhai Cool Jat Hadde Beer bayar ka koi fand naa se!

Kya aapko untt ki sawari ( Camel) ride ka experience hai?
Unttani ki Dhaar nikaal sakte ho ( Can you MIlk a female camel)?
Jaatni ki absence mein Daal BHaati bana sakte ho?
Have you been a cameleer?
Rajasthani pagdi, dhoti baandh sakte ho?
Aapka ek bhi naa mein jawaab, aur aap pahle hi round mein disqualify!




Cheers!

 

[rakeshsehrawat]

Bhai Cool Jat Hadde Beer bayar ka koi fand naa se!

Kya aapko untt ki sawari ( Camel) ride ka experience hai?
Unttani ki Dhaar nikaal sakte ho ( Can you MIlk a female camel)?
Jaatni ki absence mein Daal BHaati bana sakte ho?
Have you been a cameleer?
Rajasthani pagdi, dhoti baandh sakte ho?
Aapka ek bhi naa mein jawaab, aur aap pahle hi round mein disqualify!




Cheers!

Aur jo hariyane k hain we jaat koni k????
Jhote ki sawri
mhains ki dhar
Jatni k absence mein dakla ka saag ar bajre ki roti
Buggi rehdu??
Haryanvi dhoti Ar khandwa ??
inte kaam na chale k deswal uncle???????????
:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock

 

[spdeshwal]

We could request the organizer to have an arrangement for multiple voting rights in the elimination round/ first round. Aise mein aapko bhi nirash nahi karenge!


cheers!