Avesh Chutkala Company Pvt Ltd.

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ek bai ek SHO aur constable ek gaam mai rola sulzaan gaye. US gaam ka sarpanch SHO ka dost tha. ShO gaya sarpanch kai gara. sarpanch bola SHo saabke khaoo ge. SHO bola na na rahan de tu apna purana dost sai adde bi khawage. Sarpanch bola NA na SHo saab kame to leoge. Sho bola ek kaam kar garmi gani ho rahi hai daliya banwa dey. sarpanch bola ja rai chore daliya banwa laya. IB constable tai bujan lagya constable bola na na ji rahan do. 2-3 bar bola pachiye constable bola ji gana karo na to ek kaam karo ib ke to mera standard rahga nu jab mera senior daliya khawe sai to ek kaam kar mere katar to ek tasla mai khall bhee laya.
 
Sundhu ka byaah

Ek bai sundhu ka byaah na hove tha . Sundhu bola dosta tai bhai byaah to hota nahi, ek paryog karunga. Dost bole bhai ke paryog karega. Sundhu bola bhai ek Mode bandh ki rail niche katki marunga. Dost bole ustai ke hoga sundhu. Sundhu bola ek rail niche aaki marunga to rail rukegi. to log sochenge ki bhai dullah mara padaya hai bhai
 
Avesh, Instead of posting your jokes in different threads everyday.Post your jokes in this particular thread which has been named as #

Avesh Chutkala Company Pvt Ltd.


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Avesh, Instead of posting your jokes in different threads everyday.Post your jokes in this particular thread which has been names as #
Avesh Chutkala Company Pvt Ltd. :rock

ahahaha... eibb aayega yo chhora kaabu mein :D:D:D @avesh : pls let me know when r u opening yr public issue, i wud like to make sum serious investment in this company :rock:rock:rock

!!! gud job samar !!!
 
Avesh, Instead of posting your jokes in different threads everyday.Post your jokes in this particular thread which has been names as #

Avesh Chutkala Company Pvt Ltd.


:rock

that's good idea...
we can have his PJ's here in one thread only..
 
Avesh, Instead of posting your jokes in different threads everyday.Post your jokes in this particular thread which has been named as #

Avesh Chutkala Company Pvt Ltd.


:rock


Your Joke ooooooooops Job is hilarious than the jokes ......... LOL.

Excellent Job buddy :)
 
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ले भाई अवेश, तेरी छुट्टी - कुछ भी लिख इस धागे में !!

पर भाई सरपंचो, छोरे का दिल मत तोड़ो, ऐसा न हो कि यह यहां से भाग ही खड़ा हो । एकाध लिखते रहने दो, थोड़ी-बहुत रोक-टोक तो होती ही रहती है ! मैं कभी-कभी लिंक देने की आदत से मजबूर हूँ, माफ करना सब ।
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uss sundu tai nu bhee keh dey akk uss MOD nai kass kai baandh legaa... jai wo MOD khull kai haath mai reh gyaa tai wey log nu bhee soch sakkey sai akk BHAATII maryaa padaa sai........ killlllllllllllkii :D


Ek bai sundhu ka byaah na hove tha . Sundhu bola dosta tai bhai byaah to hota nahi, ek paryog karunga. Dost bole bhai ke paryog karega. Sundhu bola bhai ek Mode bandh ki rail niche katki marunga. Dost bole ustai ke hoga sundhu. Sundhu bola ek rail niche aaki marunga to rail rukegi. to log sochenge ki bhai dullah mara padaya hai bhai
 
:Dhahahahaha joke te ibb bana hai yu:D


uss sundu tai nu bhee keh dey akk uss MOD nai kass kai baandh legaa... jai wo MOD khull kai haath mai reh gyaa tai wey log nu bhee soch sakkey sai akk BHAATII maryaa padaa sai........ killlllllllllllkii :D
 
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