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World's easiest quiz

Hi all,
I flunked in this test, can you clear this!

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ (Passing requires 4 correct answers) NO CHEATING!
1. How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2. Which country makes Panama hats?
3. From which animal do we get cat gut?
4. In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5. What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6. The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7. What was King George VI's first name?
8. What color is a purple finch?
9. Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10. What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.
:D
 

1. How long did the Hundred Years' War last?-116 years
2. Which country makes Panama hats?-Ecuador
3. From which animal do we get cat gut?-Sheep and horses
4. In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?-November
5. What is a camel's hair brush made of?-Squirrel fur
6. The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?-Dogs
7. What was King George VI's first name?-Albert
8. What color is a purple finch?-Crimson
9. Where are Chinese gooseberries from?-New Zealand
10. What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?-Orange
 
outcome of incorrect email address

An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.
 
Law of Garbage Truck

One day, I hopped into a taxi and took off for the airport . We were driving in the right lane when suddenly, a black car, jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed the brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. I mean, was really friendly. So I asked, "Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!" This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck'

He explained, "Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. NEVER take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on with the routine life." Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home or on the streets.

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day. Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so...... 'Love the people who treat you right.. Pray for the ones who don't.'

A very rightly said quote: Life is 10% what you make and 90% how you take!!!!
 
Jokes

3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?




Bataao Bataao!



Nahi Pata?!!




Are

Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!

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Teacher: 'A' for?

Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo

Student: JAI MATA DI

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1) Smoking

2) Drinking

3) Charas

4) Ganja
5) Chicken

6) Mutton

7) Oily food

8) Masala

9) Sleep & obesity

10) Pollution


= Heart Attack

Matlab


scrolll down



DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

think

think

think

think

think


tired of thinking???




Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"


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one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross
c! onnected to some! other lady.They still keep on talking..they start
liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???

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An IDEA can change your wife.


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A person went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

:-(


Guess why ?




because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"


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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya
to kaise bahar
nikalega???????
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think

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think....
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geela ho ke nikalega......


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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......


sweets nops

sault nopes


think


think





are yaar

birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......

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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange ?

think......

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socho socho

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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!
 
Shweta i really liked it so much :) I'm taking the liberty to post it on my thread....Add an Additude....Please share more of such stories:)
One day, I hopped into a taxi and took off for the airport . We were driving in the right lane when suddenly, a black car, jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed the brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. I mean, was really friendly. So I asked, "Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!" This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck'

He explained, "Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. NEVER take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on with the routine life." Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home or on the streets.

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day. Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so...... 'Love the people who treat you right.. Pray for the ones who don't.'

A very rightly said quote: Life is 10% what you make and 90% how you take!!!!
 
Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed……….


1 Nahi




2 Mujhe waqt chahiye




3 I have always seen u as a friend




4 I already have a boy friend




5 We should concentrate on studies




6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.





Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… …..


1 Yes




2 Yes




3 Yes




4 Yes


5 Yes


6 Yes



dis proves that guys r better humans than girls and they believe more in spreading love;):p
 
Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed……….


1 Nahi




2 Mujhe waqt chahiye




3 I have always seen u as a friend




4 I already have a boy friend




5 We should concentrate on studies




6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.





Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… …..


1 Yes




2 Yes




3 Yes




4 Yes


5 Yes


6 Yes



dis proves that guys r better humans than girls and they believe more in spreading love;):p


Hahahaha Sunita g :D
 
WHA wha

Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ....
Waah! Waah!

Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ....
Waah! Waah!

Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii ... !!


Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ....
Waah! Waah!

Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ....
Waah! Waah!

Didi Tera Devar Deewana...!!


Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ....
Waah! Waah!

Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ....
Waah! Waah!

Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!


Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ....

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ....

"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..


Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ....
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ....
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ....
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ....

Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ...."

Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ....
Waah! Waah!

Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ....
Waah! Waah!


Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!


Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...

Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...

Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!
 
Its A Girl’s World

One frm my side.....not mine.......


Its A Girl’s World :p​



If he is late for class, he was told, “Time and Tide wait for none”.
If she is late, then the bus was late.


If a girl is dressed as a boy, she is modern, says the world.
But if a boy is dressed as a girl, “Has he escaped from the Zoo?”


If a boy talks with a girl, “I think he is trying for her”
But if a girl talks with a boy, then she is trying to be friendly.


When a girl cries, the world is convinced of her
But when a boy cries, “Come on man! Don’t be a girl”.


If a girl meets with an accident, then it’s the mistake of others.
And if a boy meets with an accident, “I think you should learn to drive”.


If a boy sits in front of a city bus, he is mannerless and cultureless brute.
But if a girl sits in the back seat, “Try to respect ladies, man!”.


If a boy gets a big rank in an entrance exam, “You’ve to work hard”.
But if a girl gets a big rank... Still got 33! Reservation.


If there are girls in a class, the professor gives an interesting lecture,
And if there are no girls, he says, there is no class today.


If a girl does not answer during a viva, then atleast ‘smile’ says the examiner.
But when a boy does not answer, “better luck next time!”.
:rock:rock:rock
 
Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed……….


1 Nahi




2 Mujhe waqt chahiye




3 I have always seen u as a friend




4 I already have a boy friend




5 We should concentrate on studies




6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.





Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… …..


1 Yes




2 Yes




3 Yes




4 Yes


5 Yes


6 Yes



dis proves that guys r better humans than girls and they believe more in spreading love;):p


hum ladkon ka hridaya kuch hota hi aisa hai , bahut jaldi aur kisi pe bhi melt ho jaata hai :D

pyaar baantne se hi badhta hai !!!!! :) lekin ladkiyaan yeh nahi samajh sakti !! :o
 
A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. ​
The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.​
The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.​
That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn't sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.

Moral of the story:
If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship, you'll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent..

This is applicable for any relationship like love, employer-employee relationship etc., Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully
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A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her.


The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.


The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.


That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn't sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.

Moral of the story: ​
​

If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship, you'll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent..


This is applicable for any relationship like love, employer-employee relationship etc., Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully​
​


Kaal hi aaya tha yo saanka email pe :D :D
 
A Small Touching Story

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: “Daddy, may I ask you a question?”

DAD: “Yeah sure, what is it?” replied the man.

SON: “Daddy, how much do you make an hour?”

DAD: “That’s none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?” the man said angrily.

SON: “I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?”

DAD: “If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour.”

SON: “Oh,” the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: “Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?”

The father was furious, “If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior.”

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy’s questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down and started to think: May be there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs..50 and he really didn’t ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy’s room and opened the door. “Are you asleep, son?” He asked.

“No daddy, I’m awake,” replied the boy..

“I’ve been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier” said the man.

“It’s been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs.50 you asked for.”

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. “Oh, thank you daddy!” He yelled.

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father..

“Why do you want more money if you already have some?” the father grumbled.

“Because I didn’t have enough, but now I do,” the little boy replied.

“Daddy, I have Rs. 100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?

Please come home early tomorrow I would like to have dinner with you”

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It’s just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.

Do remember to share that Rs.100 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days.

But the family friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.
 
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: “Daddy, may I ask you a question?”

DAD: “Yeah sure, what is it?” replied the man.

SON: “Daddy, how much do you make an hour?”

DAD: “That’s none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?” the man said angrily.

SON: “I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?”

DAD: “If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour.”

SON: “Oh,” the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: “Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?”

The father was furious, “If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior.”

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy’s questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down and started to think: May be there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs..50 and he really didn’t ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy’s room and opened the door. “Are you asleep, son?” He asked.

“No daddy, I’m awake,” replied the boy..

“I’ve been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier” said the man.

“It’s been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs.50 you asked for.”

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. “Oh, thank you daddy!” He yelled.

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father..

“Why do you want more money if you already have some?” the father grumbled.

“Because I didn’t have enough, but now I do,” the little boy replied.

“Daddy, I have Rs. 100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?

Please come home early tomorrow I would like to have dinner with you”

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It’s just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.

Do remember to share that Rs.100 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days.

But the family friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.
aur kitni baar ye story hame touch karti rahegi :mad::o
 
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