tota & tau

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ek bar ek hawai jahaj me ek tau ar ek tota (parrot) chad liye ....donua ki seat aami syami thi ...thodi haan pache tote ne air hostess bulai.. air hostess ake ne kahan lagi ji bolo ke kaho the.... tota bolya kuch nahi me to swad leun tha........air hostess chali gayi ..thodi haan pache tau ne bula li... hostess boli tau ji bolo ..tau bolya ''ji me bhi swad leun tha''... nu karde -karde aeroplane ka staff un donuan te tang ho liya .....ar tota ar tau donu tha ke n jhaj te tale phenk diye ......ar jhaj te bahar likd de..... tota ,tau ne bolya ''tau udna ave s'' to tau bolya ''bhai koni anda'' to tota bolyan ''pher swad apni .isi-- tisi. karwan ne leve tha''....
 
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he he he he he

nice one ..... ibb aa jyaaga swaad taau ne : :thappad
 
Kkiiiiiiilllllkiiii.......

Hahahahahahahahahahaha hohohohohohoho. Jama meenh sa barsa diya.
Bhai mere hisab te to best hai yo
 
Kuldeep wey challtey jahaj mai kai fenk diye ke:D:p
kuldeeppunia25 said:
ek bar ek hawai jahaj me ek tau ar ek tota (parrot) chad liye ....donua ki seat aami syami thi ...thodi haan pache tote ne air hostess bulai.. air hostess ake ne kahan lagi ji bolo ke kaho the.... tota bolya kuch nahi me to swad leun tha........air hostess chali gayi ..thodi haan pache tau ne bula li... hostess boli tau ji bolo ..tau bolya ''ji me bhi swad leun tha''... nu karde -karde aeroplane ka staff un donuan te tang ho liya .....ar tota ar tau donu tha ke n jhaj te tale phenk diye ......ar jhaj te bahar likd de..... tota ,tau ne bolya ''tau udna ave s'' to tau bolya ''bhai koni anda'' to tota bolyan ''pher swad apni .isi-- tisi. karwan ne leve tha''....
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Kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,,,,,,mufat ke suvaad mahange pad ge, but there is one catch in it.

When aeroplane is at height the outside temprature is around -30 degree, can Tota is used to such low temprature:D so why Tota was also confident of survival,,,,

unko kitni heights se neeche fenka gaya thaaa,,,,iska agar pata chal jaaye to kaafi achha rahega

kuldeeppunia25 said:
''pher swad apni .isi-- tisi. karwan ne leve tha''....
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Ballu manne laage JAHAJ ke UDDARI bharteye dhaka diye donu:D:D:rock
sachinb said:
Kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,,,,,,mufat ke suvaad mahange pad ge, but there is one catch in it.

When aeroplane is at height the outside temprature is around -30 degree, can Tota is used to such low temprature:D so why Tota was also confident of survival,,,,

unko kitni heights se neeche fenka gaya thaaa,,,,iska agar pata chal jaaye to kaafi achha rahega
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Arr unne bagaye paachey wey CREW aaley nyu muh bichkatey hongey....arr Air-Hostess nyu kahti hogi---My Gosh these Jats....Bhagwan bachaye inn se;)
sachinb said:
manne bi nyu e laagge thaa,,,,unhe udaari len te pahlyaa aapne karnaame deekhane shuru kar diye the,,,,,,pher to Tau ni bhi theek karyaa,,,,,kit Tota aapne aap ne shyaana soche thaa:D
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Bhai us tote ne bera tha k Tau bhi khaam khaa chep hoke khoodega... khoode paache Totte ne Tau ki dhoti ki gaanth me chonch maar maar dhoti khol ke Sod bana li ar sod ke bheeter he bheeter udke neeche aa gaya... :o:o!!
sachinb said:
When aeroplane is at height the outside temprature is around -30 degree, can Tota is used to such low temprature:D so why Tota was also confident of survival,,,,
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Shnghaddey wo TOTTA tuhe tha ke:rock height of creativity.....tu apna humor aade waste manna kare Singhadey:D
sumitsehrawat said:
Bhai us tote ne bera tha k Tau bhi khaam khaa chep hoke khoodega... khoode paache Totte ne Tau ki dhoti ki gaanth me chonch maar maar dhoti khol ke Sod bana li ar sod ke bheeter he bheeter udke neeche aa gaya... :o:o!!
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sachinb said:
Kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,,,,,,mufat ke suvaad mahange pad ge, but there is one catch in it.

When aeroplane is at height the outside temprature is around -30 degree, can Tota is used to such low temprature:D so why Tota was also confident of survival,,,,

unko kitni heights se neeche fenka gaya thaaa,,,,iska agar pata chal jaaye to kaafi achha rahega
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Sachin bhai g kaahe wohh tau aap he to na theee :D
Badiya joke bhai maaja aa gaya;)
 
bhaio or bahno tota ar tau rohtak me sunita ji ke ghar dhore pade s.. koe bhagwan admi ja ke ne
sambhal liyoooooooooooooooooooooooooo ....chodhriyoooooooooooooooooooo...

ib te munadi bhi kardi .....ar kai jhakoi to is munadi me bhi kami kad denge ..................
to itna dimag na laya karo.............
''mouj karo ''
''har roj karo''
 
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