Valentine Day

[sunitahooda]

Poons tayi tai mai baat jaane na dyun ya tai mahra EMERGENCY ka hathiyar sai

mhaal aap :thappad ya sunita ji ? :thappad




ibb aaya jee saa saa !

 

[sachinb]

Dear Sir,

This is a humble request to all the members. Being a Gandhi-vaadi, I can not expect people to act with "Volcanic Heat" in their mind.

Bhai g ye invitation hai ya Warning

 

[sandeep5]

And I cannot understand your mentality and I even doubt your brainpower. I am not saying options are not clear I am saying options are not exhaustive.. are not thorough!

For “What’s your say on Valentine’s day celebrations…”…….. I would have appreciated options like...
1. Is it okay to celebrate
2. Is it NOT okay to celebrate

Then people would have replied according to their wishes and nobody would have had any right to question further. As for me, I would have chosen the first option --> it is okay to celebrate. Let's not make it a RULE that one MUST OR MUST NOT.

When one says "SHOULD NOT" or "MUST" in a poll.... what does that signify????

Tuition apne aap ko do filhaal... mere itne bure din na aaye... mere se tuition chahiye ho to bata dena main binna danda maare badhiya padha diya karu... ugh!

Sumit bhai maine apne options me "should" aur "must" ka prayog isliye kiya kyonki main RAM SENA ki haal hi me ki gayi gatividhiyon ko pasand nahi karta aur isi baat ko dhyaan me rakhte hooye maine ye thread start ki thi aur options ko itna typical banaya tha. Aapki baat sahi hai ki "jee karega to manavenge nahi to nahi manavenge". main bhi manaunga lekin RAM SENA ke virodh swarup. Aap agar ye pol start karte to aap apni marji ke option chun sakte the. ab thread maine start ki hai to mujhe jo option sahi lage maine unhe he chuna. i know can't say is better option aur jo can't say option click karta hai vo 90% yes ki side hota hai. par maine itna typical option use kiya tha isiliye hi can't say use kiya tha.

Dhanyavaad !!!!!

 

[malikraj007]

haal Valentine Day k maro ka

:rock:rock:rock


Koi baitha tha tanha ek andhere kone mein…
Ek ajeeb si dastan thi uske rone mein…

mainy usse pucha kyo bhai ishq ka hai sataya??:
Usne kaha tumko kisne bataya!!!!
Maine kaha Ishq or mushq chupaye nai chupte….
Ankho se ye ansoo roke nai rukte…



Usne kaha tumko hai kaise is bat ka ehsas??
Maine kaha kissi kissi ko hoti hai ye bimari khas…

unhi mein se mai bhi hun ek halat ka mara—-
Jiska na hai koi apna na hai koi sahara…
Fir bhi jiye ja raha hun…



Gam ka jo pyala mila hai use piye ja raha hun??
Usne kaha ab m kya karu??? jiyun ya maru…

Maine kaha ab kaunsa too zinda hai bina pankho ka parinda hai…
Mar kar in wadiyon mein kahin gum ho jayega….
raha zinda to auron ko bhi is bimari se bachayega::
Is ishq mein hamne apni chain or khushi hai khoi,
sabse kehte hain bhaiya ishq na karna koi,Ishq na karna koi…




:rock

 

[sandeep5]

Dear Sir,

This is a humble request to all the members. Being a Gandhi-vaadi, I can not expect people to act with "Volcanic Heat" in their mind.

Sachin Bhai, Being a Gandhi-vaadi we must celebrate this V-day against the activity done by RAM SENA. Why are they trying to change india to talibaan?
Do you agree with the work done by RAM SENA? If you are agree with that than i don't have to say anything. And if you are against them than you should show them something like Gandhi type virodh.

It may be possible that not all JL members agree with me but this is my personal opinion and i dont want to hurt any body feelings.

Thanks !!!!!

 

[sandeep5]

:rock:rock:rock


Koi baitha tha tanha ek andhere kone mein…
Ek ajeeb si dastan thi uske rone mein…

mainy usse pucha kyo bhai ishq ka hai sataya??:
Usne kaha tumko kisne bataya!!!!
Maine kaha Ishq or mushq chupaye nai chupte….
Ankho se ye ansoo roke nai rukte…



Usne kaha tumko hai kaise is bat ka ehsas??
Maine kaha kissi kissi ko hoti hai ye bimari khas…

unhi mein se mai bhi hun ek halat ka mara—-
Jiska na hai koi apna na hai koi sahara…
Fir bhi jiye ja raha hun…



Gam ka jo pyala mila hai use piye ja raha hun??
Usne kaha ab m kya karu??? jiyun ya maru…

Maine kaha ab kaunsa too zinda hai bina pankho ka parinda hai…
Mar kar in wadiyon mein kahin gum ho jayega….
raha zinda to auron ko bhi is bimari se bachayega::
Is ishq mein hamne apni chain or khushi hai khoi,
sabse kehte hain bhaiya ishq na karna koi,Ishq na karna koi…










Good one malik ji, I really like it.

 

[sumitsehrawat]

haanji Sandeep... main to 'unko' answer de raha tha jo mere se pooch rahe the ki "can't say" pe kyun vote kar di... neeche Vivek Uncle ki post comment kar di hai is baar maine...

Sumit bhia Dhanyavaad !!!!!

1. "Can't say" pe click karne ka bhi matlab 'participation' hota hai...
2. Knowledge?? is baat me bade bainghan bonne hai...
3. Agar aap aakhen khol ke dekhe to is thread ki post number 9 first page pe hi hai ... http://www.jatland.com/forums/showpost.php?p=197138&postcount=9

I want to ask just one thing . Many times I have saw the the option "can't say". Till now unable to understand the reason for that option.
1. If some one don't want to participate
2. or don't have enough knowledge then why they vote on that."
3. jo in members ko batana hota to ve pehle hi bata dete....

 

[sachinb]

Dear Sandeep Sir,

As said above that I am a Gandhi-Vaadi, so keeping that in mind I am against Ram Sena acting with "Volcanic Heat".

So being Gandhi-vaadi I will show my displeasure by not even thinking of this festival and i reiterate that no body should be allowed to act with "Volcanic Heat". This Volcanic Heat has very negative effect and I have seen a few people suffering with this.

Sachin Bhai, Being a Gandhi-vaadi we must celebrate this V-day against the activity done by RAM SENA. Why are they trying to change india to talibaan?
Do you agree with the work done by RAM SENA? If you are agree with that than i don't have to say anything. And if you are against them than you should show them something like Gandhi type virodh.

It may be possible that not all JL members agree with me but this is my personal opinion and i dont want to hurt any body feelings.

Thanks !!!!!

 

[vivektaliyan]

haanji Sandeep... main to 'unko' answer de raha tha jo mere se pooch rahe the ki "can't say" pe kyun vote kar di... neeche Vivek Uncle ki post comment kar di hai is baar maine...

1. "Can't say" pe click karne ka bhi matlab 'participation' hota hai...
2. Knowledge?? is baat me bade bainghan bonne hai...
3. Agar aap aakhen khol ke dekhe to is thread ki post number 9 first page pe hi hai ... http://www.jatland.com/forums/showpost.php?p=197138&postcount=9

..........

 

[sandeep5]

Dear Sandeep Sir,

As said above that I am a Gandhi-Vaadi, so keeping that in mind I am against Ram Sena acting with "Volcanic Heat".

So being Gandhi-vaadi I will show my displeasure by not even thinking of this festival and i reiterate that no body should be allowed to act with "Volcanic Heat". This Volcanic Heat has very negative effect and I have seen a few people suffering with this.

jib bhai aapko pata hai kaun suffer kar raha hai is "volcanic heat" se to unka naam bhi bata dete. Unka bichaaro ki kuchh dawa daroo to karte is "volcanic heat" se bachane ke liye.

 

[sachinb]

Dear Sir,

tam manne marva ke maanoge,,,,ye Ram Sena aale khaa jyaange,,,,haade JL pe e manne,,,I have to really find who They are,,,,,is baat pe manne Peengla-Bhartari(correct me if i am wrong) aale Kisse mein te ek raagni yaad aagi,,,,,,,

mauka us waqt ka hai jab Raani,,,Nagar Seth ke paas jaati hai aur usko kahati hai ke tu Bikram ke khilaaf Raja ke saamne jhuthi gavahi dede ki Bikram meri Putra-vadhu ke saath buri najar rakhta hai ,,,,,to Nagar Seth kyaa batata hai bhala ,,,suniye:-

"Liya Seth ne Soch Tere Shir Dosh Dharaavegi-
Is Bikram Saadhe-Bholle ne Bin Khot Maraavegi"-2:rock

jib bhai aapko pata hai kaun suffer kar raha hai is "volcanic heat" se to unka naam bhi bata dete. Unka bichaaro ki kuchh dawa daroo to karte is "volcanic heat" se bachane ke liye.

 

[sandeep5]

Dear Sir,

tam manne marva ke maanoge,,,,ye Ram Sena aale khaa jyaange,,,,haade JL pe e manne,,,I have to really find who They are,,,,,is baat pe manne Peengla-Bhartari(correct me if i am wrong) aale Kisse mein te ek raagni yaad aagi,,,,,,,

mauka us waqt ka hai jab Raani,,,Nagar Seth ke paas jaati hai aur usko kahati hai ke tu Bikram ke khilaaf Raja ke saamne jhuthi gavahi dede ki Bikram meri Putra-vadhu ke saath buri najar rakhta hai ,,,,,to Nagar Seth kyaa batata hai bhala ,,,suniye:-

"Liya Seth ne Soch Tere Shir Dosh Dharaavegi-
Is Bikram Saadhe-Bholle ne Bin Khot Maraavegi"-2:rock

Peengla-Bhartari wala kaam na hovan de bhai sachin teri gail. RAM SENA walo ki himmat na hai JL pe aane ki. Er aa bhi gaye te V-Day ki itni laambi thread dekh ke ve oonhi dar ke bhag lenge yahan te.....

 

[spdeshwal]

On that note , here's one from me as well.....

For all those guys , who are a bit iffy about the prospect of their proposal being accepted or not dedicate this song and if she refuses , well she's heartless and you for sure dont want to love her anyways!


Anyways , the lyrics are absolutely wow!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AptOTQa8nvQ&feature=related

You can also steal this para and use it as a proposal ...


Suna hai har jawaan pathar ke dil mein aag hoti hai
magar jab tak na chedo , sharm ke parde mein soti hai
yeh socha hai ki dil ki baat uske roobaroo keh dein
nateeja kuch bhi nikle aaj apni aarjoo keh dein
har ek bejaan takulluf se bagawat ka iraada hai
kisi pathar ki moorat se mohabbat ka iraada hai ...


If she is still not convinced , continue ...



mohabbt berukhi se aur bahdkegi woh kya jaane
tabiyat is adaa pe aur fadkegi woh kya jaane
woh kya jaane ki apna kis kayamat ka iraada hai
kisi pathar ki moorat se ....



Beat That!

अनिल भाई
आपकी पोस्ट और सम्बंदीत गीत से निराशा झलकती है !
आपका सुझाव और संबंधीत गीत भी उशी और इंगित करता है !
प्यार के इस पर्व पर, हिमत कर , कुछ ऐसा गुनगुना दीजिये:

तुम अगर साथ देने का वादा करो , में यूँही मस्त नगमे लुटाता रहूँ!
तुम मुझे देख कर मुस्कराती रहो , में तुम्हे देख कर गीत गाता रहूँ !

किते जलवें .....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXICci7VtbU


या फ़िर ऐसा कुछ गा दीजिये, इस से ज्यादा रोमांटिक गीत और क्या हो सकता है :

ओ मेरे दिल के चैन , चैन आए मेरे दिल को दुआ कीजिये !

अपना ही साया देख के तुम, जाने जहाँ सरमा गए !
अभी तो ये पहली मंजिल है , अभी से तुम घबरा गए !
मेरा क्या होगा , सोचो तो जरा !
ऐसे न आहें भरा कीजिये ! ओ मेरे ...
..
आपका अरमा आपका नाम , मेरा तराना और नही !
इन झुकती पलकों के सिवा , दिल का ठीकाना और नही !
जचता ही नही, आखों में कोई
दिल तुमको की चाहे तो क्या कीजिये !
ओ मेरे...

( और फ़िर इस तरह का भरोसा व्यक्त कीजिये , निरासा नही होगी, बसरते भावः दिल से व्यक्त किए हों )

यूँ तो अकेला भी अक्सर , गिर के संभल सकता हूँ में !
तुम जो पकड़ लो हाथ मेरा दुनिया बदल सकता हूँ में!
माँगा है तुम्हे , दुनिया के लिए
अब ख़ुद ही सनम फ़ैसला कीजिये ....

Kishor da has immortalized this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbiUFiyc5Go


खुश रहो !

 

[sandeep5]

Happy valentine day !!!!!

SO NOW IT'S THE TIME TO SAY TO ALL OF YOU:-----

WISH YOU A HAPPY VALENTINE DAY !!!!! ..... :rock

 

[sunitahooda]

Deswal Sir....makha ke jee mai sai....hum tai mushkilla si baalkan nai daatt rey they aapney fer inn kai umhaya chadha diya:rock

अनिल भाई
आपकी पोस्ट और सम्बंदीत गीत से निराशा झलकती है !
आपका सुझाव और संबंधीत गीत भी उशी और इंगित करता है !
प्यार के इस पर्व पर, हिमत कर , कुछ ऐसा गुनगुना दीजिये:

तुम अगर साथ देने का वादा करो , में यूँही मस्त नगमे लुटाता रहूँ!
तुम मुझे देख कर मुस्कराती रहो , में तुम्हे देख कर गीत गाता रहूँ !

किते जलवें .....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXICci7VtbU


या फ़िर ऐसा कुछ गा दीजिये, इस से ज्यादा रोमांटिक गीत और क्या हो सकता है :

ओ मेरे दिल के चैन , चैन आए मेरे दिल को दुआ कीजिये !

अपना ही साया देख के तुम, जाने जहाँ सरमा गए !
अभी तो ये पहली मंजिल है , अभी से तुम घबरा गए !
मेरा क्या होगा , सोचो तो जरा !
ऐसे न आहें भरा कीजिये ! ओ मेरे ...
..
आपका अरमा आपका नाम , मेरा तराना और नही !
इन झुकती पलकों के सिवा , दिल का ठीकाना और नही !
जचता ही नही, आखों में कोई
दिल तुमको की चाहे तो क्या कीजिये !
ओ मेरे...

( और फ़िर इस तरह का भरोसा व्यक्त कीजिये , निरासा नही होगी, बसरते भावः दिल से व्यक्त किए हों )

यूँ तो अकेला भी अक्सर , गिर के संभल सकता हूँ में !
तुम जो पकड़ लो हाथ मेरा दुनिया बदल सकता हूँ में!
माँगा है तुम्हे , दुनिया के लिए
अब ख़ुद ही सनम फ़ैसला कीजिये ....

Kishor da has immortalized this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbiUFiyc5Go


खुश रहो !

 

[rocky0036]

valentine is day of lovers

anyone can tell me where is love ?
love has gone from this world

sabko pta hai aaj kal kitna flirt hota hai

mera to khana hai whi aapne pyar ka izhar kare ko shadi karne ko tayr ho

warna time pass ke esliye asia din ka majak nhi bana chiye

payar jasi chizo ko badmaan kar dia hai kuch bure logo ne


ye din esliye banya hai ki log pyaar ki kimat ko life main samj sake


love marrige jasi chizo ko life main importants de

na ki girlfriend ke saat date marne ke lie banya hai

sirf ek feeling ko samjne ke lie manya hai isko

per aaj kal log kisko galt naraj se dhekte hai


:boxingkoi muje bata sakta hai kis day ki jarurt hi kyun hai

jab payar hi nhi hai to ye din hi kyun manya ja rha hai

time has been changed okey..............................someting remain stil
aaj ke jo ladke or ladkiya ko 10th ya 10+2 main hai wo ye jante hai

kya hota hai valentine

lakin wo isko acche se samje nhi pta

coz wo ye sab sochne ke layak nhi hai is umar main

okey namsakar ..........

 

[sumitsehrawat]

Namaskaar

My comments inline...

valentine is day of lovers
[Sumit]: Valentine is not (and never was) a day, it was the name of one person who was later declared as a 'Saint'.

anyone can tell me where is love ?
[Sumit]: If you were a girl I would have said 'in your eyes!"

love has goon from this world
[Sumit]:Goon?

sabko pta hai aaj kal kitna flirt hota hai
[Sumit]: kitna? meko to nahi pata !

mera to khana hai whi aapne pyar ka izhar kare ko shadi karne ko tayr ho
[Sumit]: meko bhi kuch khaana hai bhot bhookh lagi hai !

warna time pass ke esliye asia din ka majak nhi bana chiye
[Sumit]: what do you want? continent Asia in Time-Pass forum??

payar jasi chizo ko badmaan kar dia hai kuch bure logo ne
[Sumit]: Badmaan? did u mean badminton?

ye din esliye banya hai ki log pyaar ki kimat ko life main samj sake
[Sumit]: kitni hoti hai pyar ki kimat? mere dhore saadhe nau rupey hai... 100 gram aajaaga pyar isme?

love marrige jasi chizo ko life main importants de
[Sumit]: Jee sahi kaha... 'importants' denge hum sab!

na ki girlfriend ke saat date marne ke lie banya hai
[Sumit]: 7 girlfriends ko jhooth bola?

per aaj kal log kisko galt naraj se dhekte hai
[Sumit]: Kaun naraz ho gaya/gayi?

:boxingkoi muje bata sakta hai kis day ki jarurt hi kyun hai
[Sumit]: aapne bata to diya ye boxing si karke...

jab payar hi nhi hai to ye din hi kyun manya ja rha hai
[Sumit]: ye question kis se poocha hai... kaun mana raha hai bina pyar ke?

time has been changed okey..............................someting remain stil
[Sumit]: Who played with your watch?

aaj ke jo ladke or ladkiya ko 10th ya 10+2 main hai wo ye jante hai kya hota hai valentine
[Sumit]: 10th 12th ke ya 2nd 3rd ke??

lakin wo isko acche se samje nhi pta...coz wo ye sab sochne ke layak nhi hai is umar main...okey namsakar ..........
[Sumit]: Haan Namaskaar!

 

[rocky0036]

my comments inline...

kafi acche answer hai aapke
lagta hai kal sandel jarur milegi aapko gift main

 

[sumitsehrawat]

free ka gift chaahe Sandal ho ya Sandalwood ho... i dont mind!

kafi acche answer hai aapke
lagta hai kal sandel jarur milegi aapko gift main

 

[rocky0036]

free ka gift chaahe Sandal ho ya Sandalwood ho... i dont mind!

kal to free main bhut kuch mile ja ga
sandel bhi police ale ki masaz bhi or a thane ka trip bhi


2 din or raat ka badia holiday man ja ga aapke yu kaam karke dhek lo