Haryanwi Kahawatein....

i wud like to rectify one of these...JAT MAANGE TAI NA DE GANDA BHI BINN MAANGE DE DE BHELI.
One more i wud like to add tht i know.It goes like.......AANDHE KI MAAKHI RAAM UDAAVAI


Dear All,

I am starting a new thread in which we all have to write Haryanwi's kahawatein which are used by us and our respected aged Jats.....which are so humourous, meaningful, fit for all kinds of situations and gives us a different way of thinking and at times i personally feel that i cant express myself in a BEST WAY IF I DONT USE A KAHAWAT....here i am writing few that i can remember right now and will sure add on few more later as i keep remembering.....Because in this corporate world of Private company's formal atmosphere i dont get much chance to communicate in MY Sweet Language Haryanvi, but still i'll give it a try, May i request all of you to contribute as much as you can. In last i would request Mr.D.N.Deswal to make a collection of these and store them like Haryanvi Dictionary....

1. Kumhar ki kumhari pe tai paar basave na....Gadhi ke kaan ainthan bhaje.

2. Baap nai na maari Mindaki beta teer-andaaz....

3. Ronta sa jaa....ar maryan ki khabar lya....

4. Kimme meri ka mann tha....kimme aage lanihaar....

5. Bakri doodh tai degi....par mingan karke....

6. Akal bina oont(camel) ubahane

7. Haandi ka chho baroli pai....

8. Gaam basya na mangtey fir gey....

9. Kade kade moond mundayee....jibbe padge olley....

10. JAT ganda na de....bhelii de de....

11. JAT marya jibb janiye.... jab hole tehraami....

12.Roop rowe.... karam kha....

Add on...

13. Ghani shyani....do baar poya kare....

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i wud like to rectify one of these...JAT MAANGE TAI NA DE GANDA BHI BINN MAANGE DE DE BHELI.
One more i wud like to add tht i know.It goes like.......AANDHE KI MAAKHI RAAM UDAAVAI

one more deepika "ram uska bhala karre jo apna kaam aap karre"

te ram pe matt chhodde kuch b:D:D:D:D
 
Dear Sir/Madam,

"Beti ke mah ke,,Bahu ne sunaave"

lugai bahu ke aagge aapni chhori ne ghani tokyaa karre,,,jyukar,,,,,e seekh le kamme,,naa te aagle ghar mein manne gaal thyaavengi:D

PS:- Intention is not to hurt Public Sentiments
 
Dear Sir,

Thanks for your contribution.

Best Regards,

Sunita Hooda
Dear Sir/Madam,

"Beti ke mah ke,,Bahu ne sunaave"

lugai bahu ke aagge aapni chhori ne ghani tokyaa karre,,,jyukar,,,,,e seekh le kamme,,naa te aagle ghar mein manne gaal thyaavengi:D

PS:- Intention is not to hurt Public Sentiments
 
"Jitni Dharti tein upper....utni e dharti k talle" ..
"Jis lugayii k upper k dharti deekhey(Kamm height ki)..waa khotti ho sei"

:D meri Dadi bataya kare....ha ha ha ha
 
Dear Sir/Madam,

"Beti ke mah ke,,Bahu ne sunaave"

lugai bahu ke aagge aapni chhori ne ghani tokyaa karre,,,jyukar,,,,,e seekh le kamme,,naa te aagle ghar mein manne gaal thyaavengi:D

PS:- Intention is not to hurt Public Sentiments


schin bhai aap bhi lugai ke kaam main cchoka dhayn lo so ke gyan
 
hahahaah baat toh theek kehvai hai rekha arr baat ka ke matlab hai manne oh bhi bera hai...na koni ram bhrose mai bhi haath paa maran lag rahi hu ke bera kaam ban e jya hahahahahahaha....le iss bat aur ek suun
JIB LAG KAANI KA SINGAR HOGA,TIB LAG TOH MELA CHUTT LEGA:D:D:D:D




one more deepika "ram uska bhala karre jo apna kaam aap karre"

te ram pe matt chhodde kuch b:D:D:D:D
 
hahahaah baat toh theek kehvai hai rekha arr baat ka ke matlab hai manne oh bhi bera hai...na koni ram bhrose mai bhi haath paa maran lag rahi hu ke bera kaam ban e jya hahahahahahaha....le iss bat aur ek suun
JIB LAG KAANI KA SINGAR HOGA,TIB LAG TOH MELA CHUTT LEGA:D:D:D:D

hahahahahahahahaha,nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.......................
nw dat was with the thread deepika,baat b hogyi arr kahawat b.........par tu maadi shubh-shubh bol:p
 
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