Bhuri Bhuri Peendi

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hahahaha good one bhai rai....par yaad karkai nyu bata akk pindi bhuri e thi akk dhauli:p:D



yashbeniwal said:
Ek baar Sundu apni susraad jaa raha tha,,:cool: udai usne dekha ek uski chothi saali ghani bhari baithi sai,,, usanai uspai poocha ek "k baat hogayi Bharpai, kyun budiyaa si foonke baithi hai", waa boli meri peendi pai baaltodh likad raha sai er ghana dukhai sai.:o
sundhe e sundu bolya ek laa mere tai dikha, jab usnai ghagraa tha kai peendi dikhayi toh uski Bhuri bhuri peendi dekhde e Sundu bolya " ek rehan de jhoothi teri pendiyaan pai baal toh sai e konya er nu kah sai ek baaltodh likad raha sai":D:):rock
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rocky0036 said:
Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna…
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bhai tera thread dusra s yo to chutkalae likhan ka s .....mere khyal me tere alle thread me koe badta nahi jyante tu adde a phsa.......
 
Jok

Teli aur jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana syana se. Dona ke beech shayari ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan teli ki baari thi. Usne sunaya, "Jat re jat, tere sar pe khat."
Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, "Teli re teli, tere sir pe kohlu."
Teli bolya, "Arre jat ya to koi baat nahi bani."
Jat bolya, "Na banne, sasurre bojh taley to dab ke marega."
 
Ek pheri nu hoya ke ek cycle walle ne ek budhiya mein cycle bhida di.
Budhiya bolli,
"Re oot tu itni badi badi mooch ley rya se, tanne sharam ni aundhi mere takkar mar di?"
Cycle walla chora bolya,
"Kyun tai moochhan mein ke brake laag ri se?"
 
Ek pheri ek Maruti alle ne truck mein peechey se dey mari, aur truck ke nichey bud gaya. Truck driver khidki se sir kadhke bolya,
"Arre bhai choongh li ho to bahar likkad le."



Ek tau bus conductor se boojhan lagya, "Re bhai manne Rohtak jana, ya bus kitt jaegi?"
O bolya, "Dilli jagi".
Tau pher bolya, "Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se."
Conductor bolya, "Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bug ja pher."
 
kuldeeppunia25 said:
bhai tera thread dusra s yo to chutkalae likhan ka s .....mere khyal me tere alle thread me koe badta nahi jyante tu adde a phsa.......
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hahahaha theek kaha kuldeep, jib apne gharo koi mehmaan na aata dikhe to dusre ke gher me jaake baith ja vahan to panchayat baithi paavegi. :D
 
bagamalik said:
Ek pheri ek Maruti alle ne truck mein peechey se dey mari, aur truck ke nichey bud gaya. Truck driver khidki se sir kadhke bolya,
"Arre bhai choongh li ho to bahar likkad le."



Ek tau bus conductor se boojhan lagya, "Re bhai manne Rohtak jana, ya bus kitt jaegi?"
O bolya, "Dilli jagi".
Tau pher bolya, "Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se."
Conductor bolya, "Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bug ja pher."
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Arre dilbagh bhai,

ye to te saare ke saare ve chep diye to pahle te hi kisi na kisi thread me aa chuke hain. eb itna to tem na hai mere dhore ek unhe dhoondh ke unka link chepu par inme te 1 to mera hai er baaki main yaheen JL pe padh raakhe. kerak dhyaan sa rakhyakar chepan te pahle :D:D:D:D:D
 
bagamalik said:
Jok

Teli aur jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana syana se. Dona ke beech shayari ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan teli ki baari thi. Usne sunaya, "Jat re jat, tere sar pe khat."
Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, "Teli re teli, tere sir pe kohlu."
Teli bolya, "Arre jat ya to koi baat nahi bani."
Jat bolya, "Na banne, sasurre bojh taley to dab ke marega."
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bhai lage is photu me tu purane chutkale padhan lagrya s likhan khater
 
SANDEEP5 said:
Arre dilbagh bhai,

ye to te saare ke saare ve chep diye to pahle te hi kisi na kisi thread me aa chuke hain. eb itna to tem na hai mere dhore ek unhe dhoondh ke unka link chepu par inme te 1 to mera hai er baaki main yaheen JL pe padh raakhe. kerak dhyaan sa rakhyakar chepan te pahle :D:D:D:D:D
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bhai dubara likhe te chutkule ki value khatm ho ja se
 
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