Laws of girls........

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1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.:mad:

2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!

3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...:D

4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be around you...:D


5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.:rolleyes:

6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed to some one else.

7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.

8. Theory of relativity......
The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...:boxing

9. Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend:mad:

10. Her friends are always with her to reduce your force of attraction :mad:



hey fellas.......if there is any other law..that i've skipped by mistake ...you are most welcome for your valuable inputs....kindly feel free to add in this list.....

your cooperation would be highly appreciated.......;)
 
vjphoughat said:
1...............10. :mad:


hey fellas.......if there is any other law..that i've skipped by mistake ...you are most welcome for your valuable inputs....kindly feel free to add in this list.....

your cooperation would be highly appreciated.......;)
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ओ राजा हिन्दुस्तानी या मेल तेरे कित फंस गी | :rock
 
tham ja guga.....

coolmalik2008 said:
ओ राजा हिन्दुस्तानी या मेल तेरे कित फंस गी | :rock
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bhai ...kitte padhi thi mainne......


arr tere jisse bhai ho teh dushmani ki ke kami sai.......tere dhore na bhi aa rahi hogi mail....ib teh tu mail e batawega.......karwawega is thread ne band.......:D
 
vjphoughat said:
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.:mad:

2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!

3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...:D

4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be around you...:D


5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.:rolleyes:

6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed to some one else.

7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.

8. Theory of relativity......
The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...:boxing

9. Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend:mad:

10. Her friends are always with her to reduce your force of attraction :mad:



hey fellas.......if there is any other law..that i've skipped by mistake ...you are most welcome for your valuable inputs....kindly feel free to add in this list.....

your cooperation would be highly appreciated.......;)
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Mostly girls always want a true friend and true lover
.looks doesn't matter for them.
 
vjphoughat said:
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.:mad:

2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!

3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...:D

4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be around you...:D


5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.:rolleyes:

6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed to some one else.

7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.

8. Theory of relativity......
The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...:boxing

9. Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend:mad:

10. Her friends are always with her to reduce your force of attraction :mad:



hey fellas.......if there is any other law..that i've skipped by mistake ...you are most welcome for your valuable inputs....kindly feel free to add in this list.....

your cooperation would be highly appreciated.......;)
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VJ, this thread is diagonally opposite to your how to impress girls....... :rolleyes:
ab lagta hai koi nai insight mil gayi hai:D
 
rocky0036 said:
Mostly girls always want a true friend and true lover
.looks doesn't matter for them.
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Tu fer aa gaya seet mangan :D........aapni philosiphy aapne dhore e rakha kar.....ja ke naya thread chalu kar de....choria ne ke chaiye arr ke nahi......hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
vjphoughat said:
Tu fer aa gaya seet mangan :D........aapni philosiphy aapne dhore e rakha kar.....ja ke naya thread chalu kar de....choria ne ke chaiye arr ke nahi......hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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hahahahaahahahahahahahahhahaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa................." seet mangan:tamatar".........chala pad diya bhai VJ.........how innocently U wrote these line........maargya kaati hass haas ke main.........hurrrrrrrrrrrrr :thappadhaahahahahahahahahahah........The best humors lines I have ever read !!!:rock:rock:rock:rock
 
anilsinghd said:
Bhaiya aapko to kaafi gyaan hai , kuch humein bhi de do :D
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Bhai gyaan to tu Manjeet se hi maang le. Main to uski philosophy se extrapolate karr raha tha...asli love guru to woh he hai...
Aur ghani aur ichha ho rahi ho to VJ se bhi maang liye.....is maamle mein woh kati phantom se....:D
 
kapil.dalal said:
Bhai gyaan to tu Manjeet se hi maang le. Main to uski philosophy se extrapolate karr raha tha...asli love guru to woh he hai...
Aur ghani aur ichha ho rahi ho to VJ se bhi maang liye.....is maamle mein woh kati phantom se....:D
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Kapil bhaisahb sahi kahi, rocky e sai......india ka deepak chopra......

Mariska hargate namah :D

Bhaisahab mai bhi kise jamane me aap jissa jivit prani hoya karta.....choria ne bhatka bhatka phantom bana diya mai.....:thappad
 
vjphoughat said:
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.:mad:

2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!

3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...:D

4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be around you...:D


5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.:rolleyes:

6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed to some one else.

7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.

8. Theory of relativity......
The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...:boxing

9. Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend:mad:

10. Her friends are always with her to reduce your force of attraction :mad:



hey fellas.......if there is any other law..that i've skipped by mistake ...you are most welcome for your valuable inputs....kindly feel free to add in this list.....

your cooperation would be highly appreciated.......;)
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http://www.citehr.com/106060-laws-girls.html
http://www.yaari.com/?controller=profile&action=show&id=1145
A thread is there is jatland community mailbox in timepass section
Please put such valuable efforts there
 
पहला मै न्यू सोचा करता...दुनिया का सब त टाली बालक मै सु.....जिसने कोई काम नहीं....पर याडे त मेरे तह भी फिज़ुले आदमी सै....:boxing

किम्मे काम धंधा कर लिया कर उस्ताज़....कुछ नहीं धरा खामखा बैठ के फुकन में......क्यों दुखी होया रह सै...2 भाई बात करते तैंने अच्छे नहीं लागते के.........:p
 
vjphoughat said:
Tu fer aa gaya seet mangan :D........aapni philosiphy aapne dhore e rakha kar.....ja ke naya thread chalu kar de....choria ne ke chaiye arr ke nahi......hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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"सीत मांगन" हा हा हा हा हा कसूती मार दी VJ या तो |
फेर सीत दिया के नहीं ?? अक छोरा छानस दे के ए डिगा दिया ?? :rock:rock
 
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