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Apni gelan rawega toh nuwe chaa (Tea) gellan tarbuj khawega


Hum toh pindi dekh ke bata diya kare ek Sir te ganja hai ek nahin...

Mere pehlem aa dakchand thaa ( i had idea earlier)

shakal naa surat _ _ _ _ ke jarurat....

oh pepani see muh alle...

Itne goli maar donga ek ghar alle kothi bana lenga pittal bech kee.

Oh kutiya ke dushman...(For guys like VJ) :)
 
yudhvirmor said:
Apni gelan rawega toh nuwe chaa (Tea) gellan tarbuj khawega


Hum toh pindi dekh ke bata diya kare ek Sir te ganja hai ek nahin...

Mere pehlem aa dakchand thaa ( i had idea earlier)

shakal naa surat _ _ _ _ ke jarurat....

oh pepani see muh alle...

Itne goli maar donga ek ghar alle kothi bana lenga pittal bech kee.

Oh kutiya ke dushman...(For guys like VJ) :)
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Kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hahaahhahahahha bhaisahab.....bejjati kharab kar di aapne teh.....:D:D:D
 
or loo....


अर्र ओ गु फुकन की मशीन.......

अर्र ओ पंचर लानिया.......

घना टी.टी. ना पाक रे .....गुद्दी पे रेप्टा मार के लहू का तेजाब बना दूंगा......

ओ घसियारे ......
 
or loo...ke yaad rakhooge.....




भाई...पिन्डिया के थूक ला ले....भाजना पड़ सके सै.....(जिब कोई गलत काम हो ज्या) :D

जा सै अक नहीं .....मुक्का मार के राद गेर दूंगा......:mad: :D
 
gaam main kaha kare tan dekh laange k tothi karega....
1 kan pe laaga to bhee bhee karega..
1 nu kaha kare tu ib yaade t laanda laa ja......
 
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nkharub said:
gaam main kaha kare tan dekh laange k tothi karega....
1 kan pe laaga to bhee bhee karega..
1 nu kaha kare tu ib yaade t laanda laa ja......
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hahahahhahhaha bhaisahab bahut khub.....:D
 
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nkharub said:
gaam main kaha kare tan dekh laange k tothi karega....
1 kan pe laaga to bhee bhee karega..
1 nu kaha kare tu ib yaade t laanda laa ja......
kise boli tared n nu kaha kre k guu k uper ko khaal phir rahi hai.......
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जब कोए काम के टैम पे भाज जावे --> " डयाकि काँकर काढ गया !"
जब कोए कीमे गलत कर दे तो नु कह्या करे --> "ओ काट्या रोगा!"
कोए कीमे खिंडा दे तो यु रुका मारेंगे --> "अरे या किसकी इस्सी तिस्सी होई रै!" :thappad
 
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mhara 1 master kaha kerta tha
jab koi balak puchta

balak:-sir ji may i come in
master:- aaja bhai ke top leke badega

or jab koi dost kitte galat kaam khatar kehta ho to

"oo bhai apna kaam ker issi yarri humne bheet me marri "
 
I missed providing the details-
1) Gandaassa- a derrogatory slang for a girl
2) Bawli Tared- a stupid/ irrational person
3) Aaadoo- a dumb person
4) Dekh kissa bateoo banyaa baithya se- a person sitting idle

anjoo said:
1) Gandaassa
2) Bawli Tared
3) Aaadoo
4) Dekh kissa bateoo banyaa baithya se
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coolmalik2008 said:
तेरी नास्सां में डोगा दे दूंगा | (बुढ्ले कह्या करते ) :rock
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bhai malik number ek......:rock

vivekdh said:
mhara 1 master kaha kerta tha
jab koi balak puchta

balak:-sir ji may i come in
master:- aaja bhai ke top leke badega
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master bhi aazaadi ke time ka laga......top ka karda e dehka baith raha tha......
 
anjoo said:
I missed providing the details-
1) Gandaassa- a derrogatory slang for a girl
2) Bawli Tared- a stupid/ irrational person
3) Aaadoo- a dumb person
4) Dekh kissa bateoo banyaa baithya se- a person sitting idle
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na ji....compliment hai ye to :D, jukar english me hot/sexy kah de hain
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maarunga kaan pe,
jaavega dukaan pe,
khaavega rewdi,
haagega jewdi :rock
 
अ़र्र औ बटेऊ, इब गीतां आलिया न बुलावे के ....
(when somebody was told to do something but hasn't started it yet)
 
तेरी देही रमांड मांग री स ... (or) इस कि देही रमांड मांग री स ...
(जब कोए घना एंडी पाकता हो)
 
VPannu said:
na ji....compliment hai ye to :D, jukar english me hot/sexy kah de hain
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maarunga kaan pe,
jaavega dukaan pe,
khaavega rewdi,
haagega jewdi :rock
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Very funny dear where u find these lines. Bloody dukan ha ha ha
 
anilsangwan said:
ha ha ha ha ha

ले ... बदल दिया स....

भाजा जा स तो भाज ले हाडे तें......ना तो इतने लठ पाडूगा.. ... औलाद भी लंगडी एर टेडी पैदा होगी....

Ebb to raaji ne tu ?
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हूडे तै बाह्म्ण से पिटें थे !
 
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